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A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.
The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."
The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"
The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
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