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boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:16 PM

Muther fucker.

The wife's 30th birthday is in 2 weeks and I kinda forgot to get things planed out. Ya know with internext and all things get forgotten!

Naturally it has to be a big fucking deal.
A woman's 30th is a big fucking deal.

Simple dinner and a gift is not enough. (im finding this out now)
Somehow we need to get her friends involved and dinner and a club or some shit. Ohhh God. This should have been aranged last month. Im fucked.

And Uhhhh the $$$$$.
Fuck I was a victum in Vegas. The fucking casino raped me up my muther fucking ass. I didnt think i had any big expenses coming up.

Ive been pricing around places to have this thing at and I swear to god its like we are looking for a wedding hall over again.

Fuck man. I should have saved some of those blackjack chips.

Fuck fuck fuck.
Im fucked.

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:17 PM

take her someplace symbolic like where you first met or first kissed or something

pack a picnic and make it real low key

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:18 PM

any ideas what to do for her birthday and this includings catering to her firends?

I was thinking a Dinner, and some nice vip area in a club.. You know Vegas style like we were doing last week!!!

But then I remembered this is Portland.
We dont have nice clubs, and dont have VIP sections..

Muther fucker.

Then I look into renting a beech house.

Again this is FUCKING OREGON. Nothing big enough..

GOD DAMN. Im in trouble.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
take her someplace symbolic like where you first met or first kissed or something

pack a picnic and make it real low key

dude that wont work.
You dont understand.

THis is a woman who will rip off your balls and chew em up.
That cute little where we met shit wont cut it.

ANd she wants her friends included.

Juicy D. Links · 01-15-2003, 05:20 PM

How about a bukkake surprise or is that on the 40 th bday

LiveDose · 01-15-2003, 05:20 PM

See that's why you should only play at online casinos, so you can chargeback when you lose...

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:20 PM

take her out to bandon they have good cheese there

i got mad family in roseburg and glide

Marcus · 01-15-2003, 05:20 PM

Can you get a plane to fly a banner in the sky that says "happy Birthday" or something like that?

aflex · 01-15-2003, 05:21 PM

buy her some jewelry.. we've been selling a shitload of these "past present future" rings and necklaces. bitches love 'em

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

dude that wont work.
You dont understand.

THis is a woman who will rip off your balls and chew em up.
That cute little where we met shit wont cut it.

ANd she wants her friends included.

i never met your wife so im sure my tactics are futile.

theres no way to keep it under budget? my wife is real low maintenance so its mad easy to keep it simple.

how much can you spend? how many friends are there?

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
take her out to bandon they have good cheese there

i got mad family in roseburg and glide

yeah man, i already have a nice thing planed out for just her and me the night before her party.

Thats all squared away. The gift and her and me part.

Its this party thing the day of her birthday and setting up a party for her friends that is the problem.

BigFrog · 01-15-2003, 05:24 PM

well, dont do anything that will remind her of her age......if i did that, my wife would kill me...she will be turning 29 here next month....and always bitches about her age

if she likes dancing, take her out to a club. but i dont know if friends should be involved....maybe make it a personal occasion between the 2 of you.
pamper her for the entire day.....attention is more meaningful than a present.
a nice present would be getting her a day at the spa.....hair done, massages, and shit like that.
make her a birthday card instead of buying one.....fill it with all the good memories you have of her.

im sure i could come up with more given some time.

volante · 01-15-2003, 05:24 PM

Keep talking about her 30th birthday. Emphasis 30th as much as you can.

Eventually she'll start to think that she's going to be really old, and will do everything she can to prevent other people from thinking the same.

Then you can have a quiet (and cheap) evening together

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:25 PM

what the hell can I set up for about 25 people on a saturday night in Oregon for a birthday party in the middle of winter?

If it were summer it would be easy. Have a huge birthday BBQ or some shit.

But I need to take these guys out.
Dinner place I already hav in mind..

But what the fuck after that?

These arent clubbers and webmaster folk.
They are MD's and CPA's.

Not the most exciting folk ya know.

BigFrog · 01-15-2003, 05:25 PM

oh, didnt read the 'friends included' part. sorry

xxxdesign-net · 01-15-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

The wife's 30th birthday is in 2 weeks and I kinda forgot to get things planed out.

Hey Bone... hope the wife doesnt secretly read this board..!?

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:26 PM

anyone done one of those murder mystery dinner things?

I did one about 8 years ago, not sure if its good for a large group.

Everyone at different tables and all.

aflex · 01-15-2003, 05:27 PM

bukkake

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

Hey Bone... hope the wife doesnt secretly read this board..!?

she has from time to time.
But she's at work now, and doesnt have net access in her pharmacy.

Ill be sure to delete this whole thread before she gets home tonight.

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

Its this party thing the day of her birthday and setting up a party for her friends that is the problem.

as long as you got the solo shit squared away, that's the most important part. are there any hotels near the coast that you can rent a hall or something for? i don't know if there's an equivalent to a strip in portland. maybe if you kept it downtown and just busted it out.

or if you dont really want to deal with it, make it a chicks night out and send them to one of those chippendale clubs with the dudes. that way you dont really have to be so involved.

as you know, we at dankcash are barely old enough to play spin the bottle at our parties so i'm not the best to be taking advice from.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Can you get a plane to fly a banner in the sky that says "happy Birthday" or something like that?

I live in Oregon dude.
It rains and the clouds are thick.

We wont be able to see no damn plane!

echo465 · 01-15-2003, 05:31 PM

BP,

Maybe a comedy club? Not too pricy, can accept 30 people in the winter, appropriate for CPA's and MD's..

Good freakin luck.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

as long as you got the solo shit squared away, that's the most important part. are there any hotels near the coast that you can rent a hall or something for? i don't know if there's an equivalent to a strip in portland. maybe if you kept it downtown and just busted it out.

or if you dont really want to deal with it, make it a chicks night out and send them to one of those chippendale clubs with the dudes. that way you dont really have to be so involved.

as you know, we at dankcash are barely old enough to play spin the bottle at our parties so i'm not the best to be taking advice from.

for a young little wigger, you do seem somewhat sharp Ill give ya that.

Jr. Boneprone Family Members no doubt!
Your suggestions are appreciated bro.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by echo465
BP,

Maybe a comedy club? Not too pricy, can accept 30 people in the winter, appropriate for CPA's and MD's..

Good freakin luck.

I LIKE THAT!!!
HELL YA!!

That after the dinner!!

Brillant!!!!

aflex · 01-15-2003, 05:32 PM

no bukkake?

baddog · 01-15-2003, 05:32 PM

hey, your wife is a babe and all, but she is turning 30, time to trade her in. 30 is kind of pushing it at my age, but I will take her off your hands.

you are too young to be with such an old woman

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

for a young little wigger, you do seem somewhat sharp though Ill give ya that.

Jr. Boneprone Family Members no doubt!
Your suggestions are appreciated bro.

hey i keep it gutter and grimy what can i say

JBP4L the other white meat

dasexi1 · 01-15-2003, 05:35 PM

rent a ball room at a hotel, hire a good dj, caterer and bartender.
or check the phone book or net to find a party planner tell them what you want and what you budget is and let them do the work.

ytcracker · 01-15-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by echo465
BP,

Maybe a comedy club? Not too pricy, can accept 30 people in the winter, appropriate for CPA's and MD's..

Good freakin luck.

dude that is fucking pimp.
i think u need to start a radio advice show or a magazine column.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aflex
no bukkake?

We could do bukkake.
But there will be more women than men.

If it were all my buds, and just her bukkake would be in the forcast.

Her friends and mine are VERY seperate.

VERY VERY seprate.

She thinks all my buds are loosers and classless. (which they are)

Most my buds are people from the old neighborhood i grew up with and webmasters.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 05:37 PM

Maybe do it oldschool like kidstyle... with an over-the-hill twist! You know like Chucky Cheese or some shit like that -- mini golf -- gocarts -- roller skating -- that kindof shit -- show her that age is only a state of mind -- well she already knew that hehe... but that's too easy -- you have to all spray your hair gray, and bring some walking canes, and the dress code is all faded pastels -- so you look like authentic old people... Don't be a moron Boneprone -- you are Boneprone!?!!!! This is no sweat...

aflex · 01-15-2003, 05:39 PM

thats the way to be bro, i keep my friends away from my bitch and her friends, less drama this way..

the comedy club idea is great, does oregon have comedians?

her friends should stepup alil too though, put some ideas in

BigFrog · 01-15-2003, 05:41 PM

yeah, get on contact with her best friend......let her friend come up with some good ideas.

Mutt · 01-15-2003, 05:41 PM

bukkake fondue party.

CPA's and MD's like to let their hair down too, lotta kinky stuff goes on out in the suburbs of North America.

TheFLY · 01-15-2003, 05:41 PM

Give her a Boneprone lap dance...

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Maybe do it oldschool like kidstyle... with an over-the-hill twist! You know like Chucky Cheese or some shit like that -- mini golf -- gocarts -- roller skating -- that kindof shit -- show her that age is only a state of mind -- well she already knew that hehe... but that's too easy -- you have to all spray your hair gray, and bring some walking canes, and the dress code is all faded pastels -- so you look like authentic old people... Don't be a moron Boneprone -- you are Boneprone!?!!!! This is no sweat...

this wont work.

Im fucked.
But i think the dinner and comedy club will work.
And jsut her and me the day before.

Candyman69 · 01-15-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Maybe do it oldschool like kidstyle... with an over-the-hill twist! You know like Chucky Cheese or some shit like that -- mini golf -- gocarts -- roller skating -- that kindof shit -- show her that age is only a state of mind -- well she already knew that hehe... but that's too easy -- you have to all spray your hair gray, and bring some walking canes, and the dress code is all faded pastels -- so you look like authentic old people... Don't be a moron Boneprone -- you are Boneprone!?!!!! This is no sweat...

fly is genious

u think deeper than everyone else

KC · 01-15-2003, 05:43 PM

You still have 2 weeks??

Damn, you have all the time in the world.. I usually end up waiting until about 2 hours before the deadline!!

NBDesign · 01-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Oh God... The big 30...

I remember that one, I feel for you man.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:45 PM

lol, ive been having people offer $$ donations to me on icq.
Im not actually broke guys. LOL

Im just saying after Vegas and the asskicking there, this expense is something that im not too excited about or something i planed out for!

I gotta untie some reserves.

boneprone · 01-15-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
bukkake fondue party.

CPA's and MD's like to let their hair down too, lotta kinky stuff goes on out in the suburbs of North America.

True.
The Asain hoochie babe i brought to Vegas with me for the show a year and a half ago was a Pharmaceutical Company Manager.

She had a good time!

Lensman · 01-15-2003, 05:49 PM

I know how to show the ladies a good time!

For the fun of their life, take them here

Gemini · 01-15-2003, 05:50 PM

BonePrina , hmmm kind of catchy. Better start thinking hard!

"Not the most exciting folk ya know"

Find a small local library in dire need and lease it for the evening for a few thousand. (Of course whomever they want to be there is allowed) Have it decked out like a Prom Party being held in the scholl library. All the decorations etc.

Have pics of her High School days blown up, music, snacks etc. So if the bored ones want, then they can catch up on a good book.

J.R. · 01-15-2003, 05:58 PM

Hey,

Take her to the Napa Valley... southwest is running
specials over the next few weeks to Oakland from Portland.

You can stay in a nice hotel from $150 to $500 a night.
Lot's of sites and great places to eat.

if your interested, hit me up dude!

DeanCapture · 01-15-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
any ideas what to do for her birthday?

Oh yea....set her up with a once in a lifetime glamour photoshoot with yours truly

Or, hell...you could arrange that for my birthday - hahahaah!

Hope all is well bro!

Dean Capture*

jojojo · 01-15-2003, 06:39 PM

Rent a boat and cruise around partying and have dinner on it etc.

or

Rent a decked out strectched SUV limo and go to dinner then go from place to place all night long so you only have to rent the limo and not a room.

or

Have a party at your house and bring in catered food, orchestra/entertainers etc.

or

Dinner and then a concert/play/ballet or night jet skiing in your suit yeaa haaa (sorry just pictured you on a jet ski at night in that beige suit you had on with your wife on the back and water spraying everywhere! argh!) not a good idea on second thought.

or how about lunch then horseback riding or balloon rides/air tour?

BVF · 01-15-2003, 06:55 PM

stretch out that dinner as long as possible by renting a banquet room in the restaurant...do all the gift exchange there and everything....

Then find a jazz club or a cigar/cognac bar....Bougie people love that shit....

A comedy club is nice but you'll spend more time looking at the comedian and less time talking amongst your guests....A jazz club or something like that will give the atmosphere that is condusive to talking.

AWC · 01-15-2003, 06:55 PM

change your dinner for two to the night of her birthday... take her out for an early dinner... flowers... gift... just like normal... and mention you want to make it an early evening. You can tell she's just a little bummed and all... but as you enter the door of home... SURPISE!!! 25 of her friends... They will all be happy to truly surprise her... she'll get tons of gifts and have a wonderfui time.

Hookup with a few of her friends to decorate with streamers and get the drinks and snacks... the friends will be honored that you though of them that way.

you have no dinner expense... your friends will love it... and you will be a hero for being so thoughtful.

cherrylula · 01-15-2003, 07:03 PM

Karaoke bar?

If you can get then drunk enough, the karaoke experience is something unforgettable. hehe bring your vid camera. Its always amazing the types of people that will get up and sing a really horrible song. Priceless.

kane · 01-15-2003, 07:10 PM

you could always either rent a nice bus or some limos and drive everyone down to grande ronde and do some gambling. Drinks on the way, all you can eat buffet and then some gaming. could be fun but for 25-30 it could be expensive.

01-15-2003, 05:16 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im Fucked and out of time and $ Muther fucker. The wife's 30th birthday is in 2 weeks and I kinda forgot to get things planed out. Ya know with internext and all things get forgotten! Naturally it has to be a big fucking deal. A woman's 30th is a big fucking deal. Simple dinner and a gift is not enough. (im finding this out now) Somehow we need to get her friends involved and dinner and a club or some shit. Ohhh God. This should have been aranged last month. Im fucked. And Uhhhh the $$$$$. Fuck I was a victum in Vegas. The fucking casino raped me up my muther fucking ass. I didnt think i had any big expenses coming up. Ive been pricing around places to have this thing at and I swear to god its like we are looking for a wedding hall over again. Fuck man. I should have saved some of those blackjack chips. Fuck fuck fuck. Im fucked. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	any ideas what to do for her birthday and this includings catering to her firends? I was thinking a Dinner, and some nice vip area in a club.. You know Vegas style like we were doing last week!!! But then I remembered this is Portland. We dont have nice clubs, and dont have VIP sections.. Muther fucker. Then I look into renting a beech house. Again this is FUCKING OREGON. Nothing big enough.. GOD DAMN. Im in trouble. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 01-15-2003 at 05:28 PM..

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How about a bukkake surprise or is that on the 40 th bday

01-15-2003, 05:20 PM	#8
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	Can you get a plane to fly a banner in the sky that says "happy Birthday" or something like that?

01-15-2003, 05:21 PM	#9
aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	buy her some jewelry.. we've been selling a shitload of these "past present future" rings and necklaces. bitches love 'em __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

01-15-2003, 05:24 PM	#12
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	well, dont do anything that will remind her of her age......if i did that, my wife would kill me...she will be turning 29 here next month....and always bitches about her age if she likes dancing, take her out to a club. but i dont know if friends should be involved....maybe make it a personal occasion between the 2 of you. pamper her for the entire day.....attention is more meaningful than a present. a nice present would be getting her a day at the spa.....hair done, massages, and shit like that. make her a birthday card instead of buying one.....fill it with all the good memories you have of her. im sure i could come up with more given some time.

01-15-2003, 05:24 PM	#13
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Keep talking about her 30th birthday. Emphasis 30th as much as you can. Eventually she'll start to think that she's going to be really old, and will do everything she can to prevent other people from thinking the same. Then you can have a quiet (and cheap) evening together

01-15-2003, 05:25 PM	#14
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	what the hell can I set up for about 25 people on a saturday night in Oregon for a birthday party in the middle of winter? If it were summer it would be easy. Have a huge birthday BBQ or some shit. But I need to take these guys out. Dinner place I already hav in mind.. But what the fuck after that? These arent clubbers and webmaster folk. They are MD's and CPA's. Not the most exciting folk ya know. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

01-15-2003, 05:26 PM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	anyone done one of those murder mystery dinner things? I did one about 8 years ago, not sure if its good for a large group. Everyone at different tables and all. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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01-15-2003, 05:31 PM	#22
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01-15-2003, 05:32 PM	#26
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	hey, your wife is a babe and all, but she is turning 30, time to trade her in. 30 is kind of pushing it at my age, but I will take her off your hands. you are too young to be with such an old woman

01-15-2003, 05:35 PM	#28
dasexi1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: if i told you, then THEY'D know Posts: 934	rent a ball room at a hotel, hire a good dj, caterer and bartender. or check the phone book or net to find a party planner tell them what you want and what you budget is and let them do the work.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Maybe do it oldschool like kidstyle... with an over-the-hill twist! You know like Chucky Cheese or some shit like that -- mini golf -- gocarts -- roller skating -- that kindof shit -- show her that age is only a state of mind -- well she already knew that hehe... but that's too easy -- you have to all spray your hair gray, and bring some walking canes, and the dress code is all faded pastels -- so you look like authentic old people... Don't be a moron Boneprone -- you are Boneprone!?!!!! This is no sweat...

01-15-2003, 05:39 PM	#32
aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	thats the way to be bro, i keep my friends away from my bitch and her friends, less drama this way.. the comedy club idea is great, does oregon have comedians? her friends should stepup alil too though, put some ideas in __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

01-15-2003, 05:41 PM	#33
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	yeah, get on contact with her best friend......let her friend come up with some good ideas.

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01-15-2003, 06:39 PM	#46
jojojo Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,318	Rent a boat and cruise around partying and have dinner on it etc. or Rent a decked out strectched SUV limo and go to dinner then go from place to place all night long so you only have to rent the limo and not a room. or Have a party at your house and bring in catered food, orchestra/entertainers etc. or Dinner and then a concert/play/ballet or night jet skiing in your suit yeaa haaa (sorry just pictured you on a jet ski at night in that beige suit you had on with your wife on the back and water spraying everywhere! argh!) not a good idea on second thought. or how about lunch then horseback riding or balloon rides/air tour? __________________ Learn SEO - make $$ residually - icq me 333485092

01-15-2003, 06:55 PM	#47
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	stretch out that dinner as long as possible by renting a banquet room in the restaurant...do all the gift exchange there and everything.... Then find a jazz club or a cigar/cognac bar....Bougie people love that shit.... A comedy club is nice but you'll spend more time looking at the comedian and less time talking amongst your guests....A jazz club or something like that will give the atmosphere that is condusive to talking. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

01-15-2003, 06:55 PM	#48
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	change your dinner for two to the night of her birthday... take her out for an early dinner... flowers... gift... just like normal... and mention you want to make it an early evening. You can tell she's just a little bummed and all... but as you enter the door of home... SURPISE!!! 25 of her friends... They will all be happy to truly surprise her... she'll get tons of gifts and have a wonderfui time. Hookup with a few of her friends to decorate with streamers and get the drinks and snacks... the friends will be honored that you though of them that way. you have no dinner expense... your friends will love it... and you will be a hero for being so thoughtful.

01-15-2003, 07:03 PM	#49
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Karaoke bar? If you can get then drunk enough, the karaoke experience is something unforgettable. hehe bring your vid camera. Its always amazing the types of people that will get up and sing a really horrible song. Priceless.

01-15-2003, 07:10 PM	#50
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	you could always either rent a nice bus or some limos and drive everyone down to grande ronde and do some gambling. Drinks on the way, all you can eat buffet and then some gaming. could be fun but for 25-30 it could be expensive.