Guys who sit to pee are all fags. (right?) - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 04-17-2010, 04:36 AM

Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.

It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D

SEO Expert · 04-17-2010, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit.

That really touched me on such a deep level that i must go and lay down.

theking · 04-17-2010, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.

It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D

CD...that is really more info than I cared to hear.

Raf1 · 04-17-2010, 04:52 AM

thanks for sharing... ;)

CDSmith · 04-17-2010, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

CD...that is really more info than I cared to hear.

Just my way of saying good morning.

Bloody mary time?

nico-t · 04-17-2010, 05:13 AM

no matter how you spin it, it's still gay.

iSpyCams · 04-17-2010, 05:32 AM

I stand when I have nothing better to do than pee. This isnt often.

I sit when I am multitasking with an iphone or a book or something.

I also sit at night when I am trying not to wake up too much just to pee.

It's not gay, its just lazy.

Konkan · 04-17-2010, 05:40 AM

Why don`t you cut off your dick, so you will have perfect defense for yourself instead of being gay

stingrae · 04-17-2010, 05:46 AM

I have a brother in law who is under mandate from his wife to sit while peeing.

No matter which way you slice it, it's totally faggy.

k0nr4d · 04-17-2010, 05:54 AM

I only sit to pee if i wake up in the middle of the night so that I don't have to turn the lights on.

rowan · 04-17-2010, 06:00 AM

My wife used to think that guys did number 1 and 2 in two phases: stand up for #1, then sit down for #2.

paymeback · 04-17-2010, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

My wife used to think that guys did number 1 and 2 in two phases: stand up for #1, then sit down for #2.

haha should of told her when you sit you can force piss out of your asshole, she might of believed it by the sounds of it

istanboys · 04-17-2010, 06:44 AM

I always sit

sojproductions · 04-17-2010, 06:52 AM

sitting = fag... fact

JFK · 04-17-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by stingrae

I have a brother in law who is under mandate from his wife to sit while peeing.

No matter which way you slice it, it's totally faggy.

what a fucking Wimp

SEO Expert · 04-17-2010, 07:00 AM

i have a piss jug next to my PC
i dont even have to go to the bathroom

i just piss in it and empy it once a day

PlugRush Sascha · 04-17-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D

If you can't piss standing up without getting the seat wet then you probably should be sitting. It doesn't make you gay, but it does mean you should work on your aim.

PastorSinAlot · 04-17-2010, 07:40 AM

rough sex, late at night sit your ass down
piss on the floor and wife will get piss

Nikki_Licks · 04-17-2010, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.

It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D

I have pretty much the same thinking, plus the fact that my wife appreciates it. I for one am not in favor of turning on the bathroom light at 1 am to be sure I don't pee on the toilet set, the light wakes me up ans I would prefer to sit down with my eyes closed and not have any worries.

And during the day, I still sit, my toilets are extra clean and I enjoy sitting on my Porcelain perch ;)

beerptrol · 04-17-2010, 07:41 AM

I stand up to pee, and I used to pee a bit on the seat. My way of marking my territory(and training the gf). The gf hates it, so now she puts the seat up when she's done.

John-ACWM · 04-17-2010, 07:46 AM

It's about hygiene.

NextBigTube · 04-17-2010, 08:49 AM

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dyna mo · 04-17-2010, 08:59 AM

could someone explain the sitting down to piss = faggot logic?

preferably one of y'all who is making that determination.

thx in advances.

andrej_NDC · 04-17-2010, 09:05 AM

I mostly sit, too. Why should I stay if I can sit is beyond me.

L-Pink · 04-17-2010, 09:13 AM

I need a booster seat when I sit on the toilet or my cock hangs in the water.

.

PimpStar · 04-17-2010, 09:20 AM

I couldn't bother to sit, just to many unnecessary movements

fatfoo · 04-17-2010, 09:53 AM

I visited a toilet store some time ago, and I saw special toilets with high height for people who have a hard time sitting down. You may also use this version:

LoveSandra · 04-17-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Konkan

Why don`t you cut off your dick, so you will have perfect defense for yourself instead of being gay

best advice

ArsewithClass · 04-17-2010, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.

It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D

What a load of bollocks to hear & believe something like that.

I too piss standing when out, especially having a beer in a pub. Infact, Im the guy that stands with 2 hands on the wall watching the piss run down the hole in the bog while chatting to guys around as im usually so mashed.

At home, I sit or stand, but its nice to sit & let every drop out of todger. Its chilling in your own home man

starpimps · 04-17-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I only sit to pee if i wake up in the middle of the night so that I don't have to turn the lights on.

true..or when im too drunk to stand up

iSpyCams · 04-17-2010, 11:15 AM

I would like to hear from some fags to confirm whether they actually sit to pee. I am guessing they don't. I mean, it couldn't possibly be gay if only straight people do it.

bronco67 · 04-17-2010, 12:12 PM

I hate the guys that try to scrunch into the urinal when they take a leak at the public restroom. No one wants to look at your dick buddy, back up a foot and pee like a fucking man.

Sid70 · 04-17-2010, 12:15 PM

And if you take shit facing the wall you are anal hobbit for sure.

Mike Honcho · 04-17-2010, 02:21 PM

I hear Thailand is offering 1/2 price specials on trans-gender surgery, obviously I knew you'd be interested.

HandballJim · 04-17-2010, 02:41 PM

I hear a lot of guys in Japan pee that way

TrainWreckContent · 04-17-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

My wife used to think that guys did number 1 and 2 in two phases: stand up for #1, then sit down for #2.

thats funny

2012 · 04-17-2010, 02:46 PM

i stand when I shit

brentbacardi · 04-17-2010, 02:56 PM

Um, 1 I dont need to turn the light on to piss, dicks naturally just point down and hmm straight for the most part so I just keep the hands off approach which works fine dark or light lol, i mean i can find the damn toilet I dont need to actually see it lol

2. it takes what like a whole 20 seconds to piss, you seriously are going to pull your pants down to your ankles and sit for that? come on lol

3. if I am drunk and cannot do it I just go outside behind a tree or something im not going to sit down wow - my gf was holding me up as i pissed behind a dumpster at a movie theater right next to dave and busters where i was drinking like crazy and playing House of the dead lol love that game and this couple walked by and thought we were doing the nasty from the way we were standing.... fuckin hilarious.

Sorry its pretty gay, not really as in homo but gay as in gay! Straight up. lol

dyna mo · 04-17-2010, 03:09 PM

still waiting for that explanation for sitting down to piss = gay/faggot.......

ArsewithClass · 04-17-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi

Um, 1 I dont need to turn the light on to piss, dicks naturally just point down

Not always when you wake up & especially when your in the middle of a fuck! You have to kind of bend your whole body over

dyna mo · 04-17-2010, 04:25 PM

my g/f has a furry toilet seat lid cover and always puts the lid down, went in there one nite to piss and it took several seconds to realize i was pissing all over the lid.

had to stop mid stream.

scarlettcontent · 04-17-2010, 04:41 PM

fyi public toilets are generaly cleaner than home toilets. but sitting is fine if you enjoy it

dyna mo · 04-17-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

fyi public toilets are generaly cleaner than home toilets.

what planet would those toilets be on?

uranus!

iSpyCams · 04-17-2010, 04:47 PM

good one!

FrozenJag · 04-17-2010, 04:56 PM

I always piss standing up no matter what unless I gotta take a shit, then I sit down for both. If you sit down to piss only, your a bitch. lol

mikeyddddd · 04-17-2010, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Guys who sit to pee are all Canadians. (right?)

ArsewithClass · 04-17-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

fyi public toilets are generaly cleaner than home toilets. but sitting is fine if you enjoy it

I aint coming to yours then!

We clean our toilet thanks

brentbacardi · 04-17-2010, 05:25 PM

OH MAN you know what also is faggoty? When there are like 20 Urinals open and you are just washing your hands or you are like at one of them and there are many many open ones and a guy comes in and goes into a stall to piss WTF

I can understand it being crowded and and theres like one open between some crack head dude and a fat guy to go into the stall but you must have had some type of crazy penile accident to go into the stall otherwise or just be super embarrassed about something....

unless its a guy going in there to piss sitting down lol but seriously thats not what im talking about, the ones who still stand.... hahaha

Socks · 04-17-2010, 05:49 PM

CD, sounds like you have a lot of time on your hands when you pee..

Must have a pretty big bladder.. :P

brassmonkey · 04-17-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2012

i stand when I shit

damn

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,648	my g/f has a furry toilet seat lid cover and always puts the lid down, went in there one nite to piss and it took several seconds to realize i was pissing all over the lid. had to stop mid stream.

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FrozenJag Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,763	I always piss standing up no matter what unless I gotta take a shit, then I sit down for both. If you sit down to piss only, your a bitch. lol

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	CD, sounds like you have a lot of time on your hands when you pee.. Must have a pretty big bladder.. :P