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Old 04-17-2010, 10:32 AM  
ArsewithClass
So Fucking Banned
 
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Originally Posted by CDSmith View Post
Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.

It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.

At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D
What a load of bollocks to hear & believe something like that.


I too piss standing when out, especially having a beer in a pub. Infact, Im the guy that stands with 2 hands on the wall watching the piss run down the hole in the bog while chatting to guys around as im usually so mashed.

At home, I sit or stand, but its nice to sit & let every drop out of todger. Its chilling in your own home man
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