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Guys who sit to pee are all fags. (right?)
Really? Here's the thing...when I'm out I always stand, for reasons that should be obvious. But when I'm at home, I sit. I look at it this way --- That's MY fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting.
It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion.
At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one. :D
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