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Um, 1 I dont need to turn the light on to piss, dicks naturally just point down and hmm straight for the most part so I just keep the hands off approach which works fine dark or light lol, i mean i can find the damn toilet I dont need to actually see it lol
2. it takes what like a whole 20 seconds to piss, you seriously are going to pull your pants down to your ankles and sit for that? come on lol
3. if I am drunk and cannot do it I just go outside behind a tree or something im not going to sit down wow - my gf was holding me up as i pissed behind a dumpster at a movie theater right next to dave and busters where i was drinking like crazy and playing House of the dead lol love that game and this couple walked by and thought we were doing the nasty from the way we were standing.... fuckin hilarious.
Sorry its pretty gay, not really as in homo but gay as in gay! Straight up. lol
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