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My Son just turned 2 years old, and at this point.....
I have every Barney, and Blues Clues song plastered in my head.
I'm seriously considering throwing the big screen in the lake behind my house
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I can change this!!!!!
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Congrads man
backpack, backpack got lucky on barney.. but spongebob rules the world |
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Get used to it hon...... I still swear that my TV only came with those damn shows. My youngest is now 8, so let's add Zack and Cody, don't even know what that damn show is actually called, I just hear it SOOOOOOO much. And That's So Raven.... and a few others. I swear at times I have it in surround sound because she goes in her room and cranks that shit up, and then she'll come out here and crank this up out here.
There is one she watches now that drives me right up the fucking wall, and I don't even know the name of it, ALL I hear the whole time it is on is "AMANDA PLEASE"!!!!!!!! |
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OH MY GOD, I almost forgot about that one. My husband would get up every morning for the longest time, get his coffee, go into my room where she had that damn show blaring and the first thing he'd shoot me on ICQ was about 500 damn "backpacks"...... LMAO |
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Wait until he starts ripping shit out of the cupboards and throws tantrums when he gets busted
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just wait for the thomas the train songs : )
oh & the crabby pattie cook set from spongebob...that thing makes alot of noise
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Dora rocks.
I was told the guy off Blues Clues got locked up for possession of cocaine. Happy Birthday to your boy!! |
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that's good to hear man, congrats and I wish your baby a good health all the way.
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Don't worry dude, it all passes with time, and in about 10 years, you'll know the lyrics to every Metallica song.
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Sounds like your having a blast bobby, don't forget my offer still stands ;)
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The words of encouragement help, I thank you all, and Sponge Bob as well as Dora are there too, but fortunately, their songs are short, and not so often in comparison.
He is addicted to 1 particular Barney, and Blues Clue, and I kid you not... Both are musicals!
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My little guy is almost 4, now its Spiderman Spiderman, friendly neighbourhood spiderman.................over and over again!!
He loves all the old episodes from like 20 years ago LOL
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hahah we avoid barney, i have memorized every nursery rhyme type song though.
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Congrats, you have to get more variety there are lots of dvds out there
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shit I remember barney from lyttle sis. Didnt kno he was still hot
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Happy birthday!!!!!
![]() I remember when my son turned 2 we decided to buy a new TV coz eversince he got addicted to nickelodeon channel we can't watch tv anymore. He's 4 now and his all time fave would be the justice league. Oh kids........
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2bet you must embrace the kids songs or they will make you a homicidal manic. Watch out for myjah, she might already be nuts and plotting your death.
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Now with more Jayne
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I am sorry to hear about Barney..but Happy birthday to him
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Damnnnn, I had no idea you guys had a kid, that's awesome.
I basically raised my half brother and sister and know the words to every disney song from a full length feature by heart... |
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Mine is three. I know every Dora the Explorer. I know that the "Rescue Pack" can be a hanglider OR a kayak.
I'm glad he no longer has an interest in the "Wiggles", and we've seen all 6 Star Wars more times than I can count. My living room is littered with Light Sabres. ![]()
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I hate fucking spongebob
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barney is a legend
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This is for both of you... I was just in a 5000 sq. ft., 4 br., 4 ba. house with a pool, on 2 acres, just outside the city. Marble floors, pillars, custom wood work, two jacuzzi tubs in the bathrooms, massive closets, two maids (or nanny) quarters and lemon and mango trees in the back yard. That's plenty of room to have a room just for the kid(s) to blast anything they want, as loud as they want, under the well-watched eye of a trained and certified nanny ($150 /mo. for 24/7 nanny) and you'll never have to suffer under the hand of Barney or his cronies again. Oh...did I mention the house is $2500 /mo. or $350,000. See you soon... |
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Congrats man.. heh I still remember when my little cousin loved barney
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Barney isnt allowed in my house. My son (5) loves Fosters Home For Imaginary Pets and im kinda fond of it myself. My two year old doesnt have a very good attention span so she just plays with toys while the tv is on. But some how she loves Elmo but me or my mom doesnt put Sesame Street on so we have no clue how she got to like him.
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I was just saying this weekend how happy I am that my kids are older because we want to watch the same movies now, and when they were little I thought I'd go bonkers from repeated viewings of children's programming. Two is such a fun and cute age, but those shows...they get to you. Hell, I've still got a Blue's Clues Thinking Chair in my livingroom, and my kids are teenagers.
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