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BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:54 PM

What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

detoxed · 05-07-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

mm tasty

AndrewKanuck · 05-07-2004, 08:54 PM

Dood, wrong.

Illicit · 05-07-2004, 08:55 PM

fake it... use your fingers and keep you face around the thighs...

BigG · 05-07-2004, 08:58 PM

Dood, wrong.

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I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???

fiftyfingers · 05-07-2004, 08:59 PM

that's nasty. The key is "i have something to show you, tell me if you like this" then explore with your fingers while kissing her thighs and tummy

KaLi · 05-07-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

I would skip it and just fuck.

AndrewKanuck · 05-07-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
Dood, wrong.

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I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???

I'd shoot her

XxXotic · 05-07-2004, 09:00 PM

stick yer finger in her ass, then put it by her nose and ask her if she'd eat that.

BigG · 05-07-2004, 09:01 PM

I would skip it and just fuck.
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Regular fuck??? or ass fuck??? Either way I guess it is less painful than licking "shit."

AMADude · 05-07-2004, 09:03 PM

FUCK no, tell her.........

Let's go take a bath together or some shit like that....

XxXotic · 05-07-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
I would skip it and just fuck.
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Regular fuck??? or ass fuck??? Either way I guess it is less painful than licking "shit."

tell her to take a shower wtf? if yer woman stinks tell her man, good lord

i'd bet she'd be real happy you're sharing this info with gfy too

Spunky · 05-07-2004, 09:04 PM

Give her some soap and point to the bathroom

XxXotic · 05-07-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Give her some soap and point to the bathroom

that's what i'm talkin bout willis!

David! · 05-07-2004, 09:05 PM

Dude, always carry moist towels in pocket pack, you never know

SomeCreep · 05-07-2004, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What would you do???

lick the poop.

Shoplifter · 05-07-2004, 09:08 PM

Liqour can help you through those times of trouble.

strats · 05-07-2004, 09:13 PM

just tell her to go clean up.

Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

BigG · 05-07-2004, 09:25 PM

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean?
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She's actually homeless! I thought she could find some place to "wash up" but I soon figured out that she had no intention of washing anything . . . let alone her shit smeared ass crack.

tranza · 05-07-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
Dood, wrong.

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I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???

Dud, you should learn how to use the quote function....

webmaster x · 05-07-2004, 09:42 PM

Tell her that she have go clean.

BigG · 05-07-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
Dud, you should learn how to use the quote function....

I will try DUDE!!!

PetMyKitty · 05-07-2004, 10:02 PM

a girl who won't wash her ass out before getting rimmed is a nasty skank.

Spunky · 05-07-2004, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats

I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

Erm...I hope so

Evil1 · 05-07-2004, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

what the fuck?

brizzad · 05-07-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
just tell her to go clean up.

Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

pure energy · 05-07-2004, 10:48 PM

If I'm really horny, I'd suggest a shower for two for more excitement!

Trixie · 05-07-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
. . . . I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

EviLGuY · 05-07-2004, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

No way.. I'd tell her not to shit where she wants me to eat.

NoCarrier · 05-07-2004, 11:36 PM

Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?

Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?

newsdude · 05-08-2004, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?

Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?

Gross! No fucking way!

Diabolical Cord · 05-08-2004, 01:12 AM

Not a spot on the magazine.

Shortbread · 05-08-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

That's gross

TheFrog · 05-08-2004, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
just tell her to go clean up.

Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

wierdo.

BigG · 05-08-2004, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shortbread
That's gross

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Yes, but what would you do? Lick the dirt or go watch tv??? What if she's drunk and really pushing herself on you? Pushing her "unwashed" self on you?

StRoGE · 05-08-2004, 03:56 AM

Find a new girl.

Mr. Marks · 05-08-2004, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
Find a new girl.

best suggestion ever!

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