Originally posted by BigG What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?
that's nasty. The key is "i have something to show you, tell me if you like this" then explore with your fingers while kissing her thighs and tummy
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Originally posted by BigG What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?
Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,
etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?
And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean?
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She's actually homeless! I thought she could find some place to "wash up" but I soon figured out that she had no intention of washing anything . . . let alone her shit smeared ass crack.
I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
Originally posted by strats And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
Originally posted by strats just tell her to go clean up.
Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."
Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,
etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?
And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
Originally posted by strats . . . . I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
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Originally posted by BigG What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?
If you are super horny do you still go for it???
No way.. I'd tell her not to shit where she wants me to eat.
Originally posted by NoCarrier Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?
Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?
Gross! No fucking way!
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Originally posted by BigG What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?
Originally posted by strats just tell her to go clean up.
Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."
Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,
etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?
And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
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