Crotch Stench!!!
 

What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

If you are super horny do you still go for it???

mm tasty

Dood, wrong.

fake it... use your fingers and keep you face around the thighs...

Dood, wrong.

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I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???

that's nasty. The key is "i have something to show you, tell me if you like this" then explore with your fingers while kissing her thighs and tummy

I would skip it and just fuck. :1orglaugh

I'd shoot her

stick yer finger in her ass, then put it by her nose and ask her if she'd eat that.

I would skip it and just fuck.
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Regular fuck??? or ass fuck??? Either way I guess it is less painful than licking "shit."

FUCK no, tell her.........

Let's go take a bath together or some shit like that....
:1orglaugh

tell her to take a shower wtf? if yer woman stinks tell her man, good lord

i'd bet she'd be real happy you're sharing this info with gfy too :1orglaugh

Give her some soap and point to the bathroom

that's what i'm talkin bout willis! :thumbsup

Dude, always carry moist towels in pocket pack, you never know:winkwink:

lick the poop.

Liqour can help you through those times of trouble.

just tell her to go clean up.

Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean?
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She's actually homeless! I thought she could find some place to "wash up" but I soon figured out that she had no intention of washing anything . . . let alone her shit smeared ass crack.

Dud, you should learn how to use the quote function.... :2 cents:

Tell her that she have go clean.

I will try DUDE!!!

a girl who won't wash her ass out before getting rimmed is a nasty skank.

Erm...I hope so :uhoh

what the fuck?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If I'm really horny, I'd suggest a shower for two for more excitement!

:eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No way.. I'd tell her not to shit where she wants me to eat. :winkwink:

Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?

Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?

http://porn-sex-list.com/sick.jpg

Gross! No fucking way! :BangBang:

Not a spot on the magazine.

That's gross

wierdo. :1orglaugh

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Yes, but what would you do? Lick the dirt or go watch tv??? What if she's drunk and really pushing herself on you? Pushing her "unwashed" self on you?

Find a new girl.

best suggestion ever! :1orglaugh