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  • BigG
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 931

    #1

    Crotch Stench!!!

    What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

    If you are super horny do you still go for it???
  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    Originally posted by BigG
    What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

    If you are super horny do you still go for it???

    mm tasty

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    • egonetworks
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706

      #3
      Dood, wrong.

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      • Illicit
        wtf ?
        • Dec 2003
        • 11895

        #4
        fake it... use your fingers and keep you face around the thighs...
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        • BigG
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2004
          • 931

          #5
          Dood, wrong.

          ***************************

          I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???

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          • fiftyfingers
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 582

            #6
            that's nasty. The key is "i have something to show you, tell me if you like this" then explore with your fingers while kissing her thighs and tummy
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            • KaLi
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 4371

              #7
              Originally posted by BigG
              What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

              If you are super horny do you still go for it???
              I would skip it and just fuck.

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              • egonetworks
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 6706

                #8
                Originally posted by BigG
                Dood, wrong.

                ***************************

                I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???
                I'd shoot her

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                • XxXotic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 8500

                  #9
                  stick yer finger in her ass, then put it by her nose and ask her if she'd eat that.
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                  • BigG
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 931

                    #10
                    I would skip it and just fuck.
                    ******************************

                    Regular fuck??? or ass fuck??? Either way I guess it is less painful than licking "shit."

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                    • AMADude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 3875

                      #11
                      FUCK no, tell her.........

                      Let's go take a bath together or some shit like that....
                      No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                      • XxXotic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 8500

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BigG
                        I would skip it and just fuck.
                        ******************************

                        Regular fuck??? or ass fuck??? Either way I guess it is less painful than licking "shit."
                        tell her to take a shower wtf? if yer woman stinks tell her man, good lord

                        i'd bet she'd be real happy you're sharing this info with gfy too
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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Give her some soap and point to the bathroom

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                          • XxXotic
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 8500

                            #14
                            Originally posted by spunky1
                            Give her some soap and point to the bathroom
                            that's what i'm talkin bout willis!
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                            • David!
                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 6501

                              #15
                              Dude, always carry moist towels in pocket pack, you never know
                              .

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                              • SomeCreep
                                :glugglug
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 26118

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BigG
                                What would you do???
                                lick the poop.

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                                • Shoplifter
                                  Richest man in Babylon
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 5850

                                  #17
                                  Liqour can help you through those times of trouble.
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                                  • strats
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 1805

                                    #18
                                    just tell her to go clean up.

                                    Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

                                    Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

                                    etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

                                    And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

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                                    • BigG
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 931

                                      #19
                                      And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean?
                                      ************************************************** ********************

                                      She's actually homeless! I thought she could find some place to "wash up" but I soon figured out that she had no intention of washing anything . . . let alone her shit smeared ass crack.

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                                      • tranza
                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 57559

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BigG
                                        Dood, wrong.

                                        ***************************

                                        I know dude! The only problem is that I actually had to make this decision. What would you do???
                                        Dud, you should learn how to use the quote function....
                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                        • webmaster x
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 4400

                                          #21
                                          Tell her that she have go clean.
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                                          • BigG
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 931

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tranza
                                            Dud, you should learn how to use the quote function....
                                            I will try DUDE!!!

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                                            • PetMyKitty
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 195

                                              #23
                                              a girl who won't wash her ass out before getting rimmed is a nasty skank.

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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by strats


                                                I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
                                                Erm...I hope so

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                                                • Evil1
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 3893

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by strats
                                                  And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
                                                  what the fuck?

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                                                  • brizzad
                                                    holla
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 11769

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by strats
                                                    just tell her to go clean up.

                                                    Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

                                                    Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

                                                    etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

                                                    And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off

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                                                    • pure energy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 4274

                                                      #27
                                                      If I'm really horny, I'd suggest a shower for two for more excitement!
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                                                      • Trixie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 1850

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by strats
                                                        . . . . I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off


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                                                        • EviLGuY
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 12745

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BigG
                                                          What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

                                                          If you are super horny do you still go for it???
                                                          No way.. I'd tell her not to shit where she wants me to eat.

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                                                          • NoCarrier
                                                            We need more free porn
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 16356

                                                            #30
                                                            Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?

                                                            Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?

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                                                            • newsdude
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 1969

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                              Why.. Oh why did I click this thread?

                                                              Yeah.. What happens if she experienced an explosive diarrhea in your bathroom, are u going to lick her also?


                                                              Gross! No fucking way!
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                                                              • Diabolical Cord
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 447

                                                                #32
                                                                Not a spot on the magazine.

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                                                                • Shortbread
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 2181

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BigG
                                                                  What do you do if your girl wants you to go down on her but she took a dump earlier in the day and didn't wipe all that well?

                                                                  If you are super horny do you still go for it???
                                                                  That's gross

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                                                                  • TheFrog
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 4095

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by strats
                                                                    just tell her to go clean up.

                                                                    Not like it matters dude. Ne like, "hey, cmere."

                                                                    Then take her to the bathroom, get a washcloth (assuming you are above trailer park scum), turn on the water. she will be enthralled with what my sexy man is doing, and have an utmost curiousity. Then with the nice wet warm washcloth,

                                                                    etc etc. Maybe you could say, "hey you stupid bitch, why the fuck does your fucking ass smell like shit? Im like down here and stuff ya know?

                                                                    And what kind of women are you sucking on that dont keep their ass clean? I take a shit and that area is clean. I like to wash my ass sometimes too. It feels real good. And actually, sometimes in the middle ofthe night here in alaska, I go outside with a pail of warm soapy water (all natural soap, natural sexy smell) and a pail of rinse water, and Im totally naked outside on my porch and I get totally hot and covered in sexy soap, then when i reach the sexual experience of being naked outdoors on my porch under the moonlight and am satisfied with myself, i rinse off
                                                                    wierdo.

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                                                                    • BigG
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 931

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Shortbread
                                                                      That's gross
                                                                      *************************************************'


                                                                      Yes, but what would you do? Lick the dirt or go watch tv??? What if she's drunk and really pushing herself on you? Pushing her "unwashed" self on you?

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                                                                      • StRoGE
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 1713

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Mr. Marks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 7517

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                          Find a new girl.

                                                                          best suggestion ever!

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