Greg B

I don't live too far from JPL in Pasadena. I know lots of folks who work there.

I ain't seen nor heard from anybody all mother fucking day since the Mars rover went on the blink.

I mean not one fucking word. Nobody answering phones, nobody stopping by to pick up kids, comic books etc.

Even when the space shuttle blew up you would still see everybody all damned day even after overtime.

Somethin' weird is goin' on. That rover was built with enough redundancies so that the only thing that could have fucked it up would have been a bomb or a crash or a meteorite or something.

Keep an eye out for this one boys, there's another rover due on Saturday. Britain's ground lab disappeared. Spirit was working flawlessly above parameters until yesterday. WTF?

tbabe

you're scaring me. please stop

detoxed

You cant read very well can you?


"NASA received its last significant data from the unmanned Spirit early Wednesday, its 19th day on Mars. Since then, the six-wheeled rover has sent either random, meaningless radio noise or simple beeps acknowledging it has received commands from Earth. "

So there was no bomb or crash or meteorite.

tbabe

Now i feel better. thank you

I was worried we were gonna be invaded by martians.

WebTitan

do you think the martians captured it?

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cold_ice

Wouldn't that just be sweet. Damn I get a chubby just thinking about it. Finding intelligent life there would make a lot of the little shit seem, well little.

Greg B

I can read just find asswipe. That info is already known. What's troubling is it shouldn't be happening. The rover sent a signal that it's still there but that's all. It's not a software glitch or it'ld have been repaired so they're thinking it's a hardware glitch which doesn't make sense considering the redundancies in systems operations and profiles.

Greg B

Puleeeze, there's no life there. It's just a rust ball. If there is or was it's probably microorganisms locked into the soil or mantle.

cold_ice

Yeah and besides all that your fucking up our fantasies

Rorschach

They want our oil.

Centurion

Definitely!! Look at how many of our Mars probes have gone bad. Plus the European probe also failed.

But the most telling point is that when they say it's sending back "meaningless signals"..they aren't really telling you everything.

One news source said that what the lander was sending back messages of 1's & 0's

Now that's BINARY code..the UNIVERSAL language for communications.

Intelligent life has been found and is trying to contact us. And the government is probably using this as a cover while they debate whether or not to let the populace know. One reason the government doesn't want to release evidence of intelligent life is the fear of public panic!

detoxed

Have you ever dealt with programmers?

"This shouldnt be happening, I looked at the code"

"Well its fucked up"

"It shouldnt be"

"No shit"

tbabe

Nobody would ever go to war over oil.

cold_ice

Okay now your fucking up my fantasies. I want to do it with an alien girl on the moon with the Earth in the back round

tbabe

Out of curiosity, how do we know thats the UNIVERAL language? I mean, isnt it possible, even likely that intelligent life on some far off planet has no idea what 1 and 0 is?

cold_ice

Maybe they are trying to talk in a language Bush can understand

Libertine

Not likely. The ability to count is pretty much necessary for science, and the concept of the 0 is necessary for more advanced math.

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tbabe

But thats on earth, how do we know how other planets would work

Centurion

Man..what if they DID say "Take me to your leader!" ?

Man..would they EVER be DISAPPOINTED!!

detoxed

Yeah, pretty impossible to know that another life form uses binary code.

tbabe

LOL travel all that way...for bush

gornyhuy

guys, its not "zero" and "one" its the simplest possible numbering system: one which has two states. On and Off.

Furthermore, its FUCKING HARD to build things that work in such harsh conditions so far away after such a long trip after braking and landing. (I speak from direct mars experience here) (no kidding) So we should thank our lucky stars we've been this successful so far.

By the way, bush is a total buttfuck for pushing manned missions.

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Jamdin

Sheesh...everybody knows there are no Martians anymore. They became Terrans

tbabe

I stand corrected

Dr. Nick

Houston, we have a genuis

foolio

i heard the martians that wrote '194' in that rock are now writhing other random numbers all over the rover - and thats why it is not working.

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jerryfan2000

maybe alien destroyed it.

Centurion

Thank you for recognizing that fact!

foolio

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Phoenix

there is a satellite going over tonight, they are hoping that the rover will turn itself on and communicate with the satellite, so they can get more info from the rover.
they were talking about it a little while ago.

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GonePhishing

Man, I'm sure it just got wet and fucked up or some shit. I mean mars if freaking far. All of our space shit fucks up all the time. I'm sure this is just another case of our space tech just malfunctioning.

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Greg B

Well at least the world is safe knowing that you won't be conquering the Earth with rotten spelling.

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A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment.

Stephany Cohen, 42, of Lancaster Close, Bromley, says an alien race from a distant planet have chosen her and her plumber partner Michael Williams, 57, to help the human race increase their knowledge.

She says ?Grays? from the planet Cirus D have been helping out humans from the Egyptians to the Aztecs for thousands of years but now we are ready to take the final step of spiritual and intellectual fulfilment.

The spiritual healer says Grays, who communicate through telepathy, can take on the form of humans as does ?Linda? a spokesman for the Cirian Senate Committee.

Miss Cohen has been speaking to Linda through the mind of Mr Williams, who is also a medium.

She said: ?I don?t know why they have picked me. But they are not to be feared. They are very loving, intelligent and will only present themselves to those who accept them.

?Sometimes you get raptures like strong orgasms and you don?t know where it comes from. It is energies being passed down to their children on Earth. They are a good race who only like to help others.? ?Linda? told Miss Cohen she was the child of ?Grays? who came to earth thousands of years ago.

Speaking through Mr Williams, Linda said other Earthling children of Grays have included William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ.

On Cirus D, according to Miss Cohen, ?Grays? reproduce without intercourse but the sexual energy which is produced is 10 times that which is produced by humans on Earth.

Mrs Cohen and Mr Williams attend West Wickham Spiritual Church, in Surrey Road, West Wickham.

10 Gray facts according to Miss Cohen: Grays come from the planet Cirus D which circles a bright blue star which can be seen first thing in the morning and late at night. According to Grays, the planet is 150 light years away. A Cirian senate committee consists of 50 male and 50 female Grays. You have to give Grays permission to let one use your body. Grays procreate by mixing male and female energy together. Pregnancy lasts three months and within six weeks of birth the young Gray is running around like an adult. Grays do not eat but drink a herb and spice drink which they grow on Cirus D and has the consistency of runny yoghurt. They have a stomach but no other organs and can take on human forms when they are on earth. Grays have been coming to Earth for thousands of years and some so called humans are the sons and daughters of these aliens. Grays are the only race on Cirus D.

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mrthumbs

your wrong, his spelling is better then yours!!!

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Greg B

GonePhishing, just wanted to let you know that I sent your comment above to a pal from JPL who got back to me via IM. He laughed his ass off and said he couldn't have said it better than you have.

The big issue here is 'what' exactly has gone wrong. Is it something major like sabotage or something wherein we need to rethink our engineering or management or just basic mother nature taking a toll on our earthling technology. Problem is these rovers and the hierarchy of it's engineering and management is covered with so many backups that it's phenomenal that they didn't see it coming. So it's not 'what' happened, it's 'how could it have happened and we didn't see it coming?'.

Who knows, it could be a simple issue of sunspots for cryin' out loud.

tbabe

Or maybe aliens landed on mars, and used one of those buggy things we used on the moon and accidentally ran over the rover. Shit happens.

BoNgHiTtA

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blackmonsters

I hope the mars rover will broadcast live pictures while the entire world watches and then all of a sudden some green dude walks into the picture and blast the rover with a ray gun and the picture goes blank.

Now that would be some coooooooool shit!!!

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Roger

I for one welcome our sexy martian tyrants.

Rorschach

You fuckin geek

Mr.Fiction

Yeah, probably all that rainy weather on Mars fucked it up.

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Donny

There is no rover on mars. It's all hollywood created and scripted so Bush can funnel billions into secret projects. Like monitoring the population and taking away more of our civil rights.

playa

Mars invasion has just started

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iroc409

lol, yeah, but then a few hours later you'd be getting anally raped by that little green man while the entire human race is wiped off the planet.

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