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ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 11:27 AM

minusonebit, I've TERMINATED you from ARS
 
I tried to be nice to you.

I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program (www.adultrevenueservice.com).

I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.

I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.

I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.

So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?

Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS


notoldschool 01-06-2008 11:29 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :banana:banana:GFYBand

Minuseonecock = JackASS

Luscious Media 01-06-2008 11:30 AM

ZZZZiiiiing!

cherrylula 01-06-2008 11:33 AM

wow :1orglaugh

jakethedog 01-06-2008 11:35 AM

what a great day today is going to be .. i knew the second i got out of bed after a nice sleep-in that this was going to be a GOOD day ...

xclusive 01-06-2008 11:37 AM

He'll see you in court i'm sure lol

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-06-2008 11:40 AM

Nice program ARS Bryan !

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dynastoned 01-06-2008 11:40 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Farang 01-06-2008 11:42 AM

owned, again :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 01-06-2008 11:43 AM

sabbath bloody sabbath

charlie g 01-06-2008 11:43 AM

Now that's some funny shit!

CyberHustler 01-06-2008 11:43 AM

Dude, you could have taken her to the office with you...

Violetta 01-06-2008 11:43 AM

damn... he's going downhill

The Duck 01-06-2008 11:45 AM

hahahahah

TDF 01-06-2008 11:46 AM

dont burn bridges

ridikuloz 01-06-2008 11:47 AM

ouchhhhhh

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-06-2008 11:48 AM

ARS Bryan you should make this a sticky !!!!

RP Fade 01-06-2008 11:51 AM

expect a call from news authorities! :1orglaugh

O MARINA 01-06-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614025)

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS






ahahahah I like your style :thumbsup

WiredGuy 01-06-2008 11:59 AM

haha, I love the picture of death that ARS uses in their account admin :)
WG

Robot Crotch 01-06-2008 12:00 PM

Next time, send the hot chick over to my place. I'll keep her busy while you tend to business. THANKS!

bobby666 01-06-2008 12:02 PM

good news and a good decision from a good programm !

xmas13 01-06-2008 12:02 PM

bumpppppppppp :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NoComments 01-06-2008 12:03 PM

minusonebit, send your traffic to me
http://pusi.com

I guarantee you:
1) I'll never terminate you for fake drama
2) I'll pay you 2 times more than what you earn
Your dedicated URL is http://cotac.com/minusonebit
3) I'll send press release to every newspaper that you are now sending us traffic
4) Your picture will be posted in webmaster area http://cotac.com/webmasters/ as "Minus One Bit of the month"
5) Yours and ONLY yours acount will never get shaved.

What are you waiting for!?

sortie 01-06-2008 12:03 PM

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jman 01-06-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13614176)
minusonebit, send your traffic to me
http://pusi.com

I guarantee you:
1) I'll never terminate you for fake drama
2) I'll pay you 2 times more than what you earn
Your dedicated URL is http://cotac.com/minusonebit
3) I'll send press release to every newspaper that you are now sending us traffic
4) Your picture will be posted in webmaster area http://cotac.com/webmasters/ as "Minus One Bit of the month"
5) Yours and ONLY yours acount will never get shaved.

What are you waiting for!?

ROFLMAO, NOOOOOIIIIICCCE!!!!

sicone 01-06-2008 12:09 PM

ouch... that cant feel too good

L-Pink 01-06-2008 12:10 PM

No god deed, etc ............. I know this was going thru your head the entire drive.

GPS 01-06-2008 12:12 PM

wow.... lol!!
hahaha

JamesK 01-06-2008 12:12 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Chef86 01-06-2008 12:15 PM

hehe it was only the matter of time before companies started to be against him

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 13614161)
haha, I love the picture of death that ARS uses in their account admin :)
WG

lmao

Hey WG, you going to be in Vegas for Internext?

baddog 01-06-2008 12:26 PM

Where the hell do you get a car detailed for $50?

farkedup 01-06-2008 12:27 PM

don't forget to drop by my place on the way back home for a beer

starpimps 01-06-2008 12:27 PM

luvin it

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13614257)
Where the hell do you get a car detailed for $50?

Guy who cleans all of Marc's rides hooks it up :)

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 13614263)
don't forget to drop by my place on the way back home for a beer

lolol will do!

farkedup 01-06-2008 12:30 PM

Also was it the car detailed for $50 or was it the girl that was $50?

yys 01-06-2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614267)
Guy who cleans all of Marc's rides hooks it up :)


lol i was thinking you probably go to Marc's garage.


You guys should see if you can get free detailing added to your pay packages :)


BTW, nice going term'ing this idiot. Good to see a company get out in front of him unlike other unnamed companies.

baddog 01-06-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614267)
Guy who cleans all of Marc's rides hooks it up :)

If I drive out there can I get the hook up too?

seeric 01-06-2008 12:52 PM

shit man i woulda saved you the hassle and told you from the beginning that he's not a webmaster. the girl will come back. the car can be cleaned. minusonenut will always be a kook though.

enjoy the nfl today.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-06-2008 12:55 PM

I invented Black Balling MinusOneBit.

Doctor Dre 01-06-2008 12:55 PM

lol
totally unprofetional post from a big program but I love it ! lol

2MuchMark 01-06-2008 01:05 PM

ARS Bryan - we need to talk.

NOTHING is worth sending your girl home early, especially this drama....

What I would have done instead is log-in from home, and ban him WHILE your girl gives you a blowjob. Take a pictures of this perfect moment of double-happiness (including a DELETED screesnhot), and post it here. Thats the way its handled in the adult world...!

Cheers!

blonda80 01-06-2008 01:08 PM

bump for ARS, one of the best programs! :)
bump for Bryan and for his awesome support :D

scottybuzz 01-06-2008 01:11 PM

theres more hate for mob on this board than there was for squishypimp!

Monique Niccole 01-06-2008 01:13 PM

Well played, ARS. Well played.

CDSmith 01-06-2008 01:18 PM

This thread is missing something.


I know... it's missing an "owned" pic or two.


I'll help...


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1145820354.jpg



http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1145819183.jpg


http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/owned.jpg

Slap Dot 01-06-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 13614355)
lol
totally unprofetional post from a big program but I love it ! lol

You better look out. Your account is probably next for that post.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 13614439)
You better look out. Your account is probably next for that post.

This isn't exactly a common occurrence but when a liar like minusonebrain posts some fake drama about ARS, better believe I'm going to be around to e-check him on the boards. I won't stand around and let him post lies all day long and I think everything I said to him is well-deserved after as much as I helped him out and as much as he's been a nuisance on this forum to other companies.


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