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NoComments 01-07-2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy (Post 13616976)
Hey Serge, long time...

Slider, is this you!? Let's do dionner! I promise to leave Webfather home and no more races afterwards in 30 miles speed zone!

NoComments 01-07-2008 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615588)
:D :D :thumbsup



Thinking out loud --- Best way to navigate through an issue like this with Serge is to either agree with him or else sidestep his question/accusation and volley one back at him... like: "So tell me, if it were your program this guy pulled this shit on how would you handle it?"

Serge likes it either way, but getting him to share his knowledge rather than have him ripping holes in your car tires is always the better plan.

STOP analysing me! You are taking fun out of the entire process!
;)

deanberkeley 01-07-2008 02:20 AM

Damn, 5 pages?!?!

NoComments 01-07-2008 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deanberkeley (Post 13617000)
Damn, 5 pages?!?!


I can't do more than 8. The last time I made 9 pages thread Eric banned me for a week!

dial 01-07-2008 02:37 AM

just to be clear, Serge (NoComment) was a somebody at one time, but now he is a nobody just like all the other trolls on gfy

and by "somebody", i mean a lying, cheating scumbag that cheated webmasters ANY chance he got. but in those days it was ok

he wouldn't last a month if he started anything in adult right now, about on the same level as 12clicks

Turboface 01-07-2008 02:39 AM

Bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustDaveXxx 01-07-2008 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615183)
But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

More info here -----> http://www.webmastercentral.com/vipbash/


I like this guy!!! Much respect dude!!!

NoComments 01-07-2008 02:45 AM

dial, unlike 12 clicks, I don't have to start ANYTHING in adult, in non adult, and can fuck with myself all day long without losing one bit.

As for cheating webmasters every chance I've got,
the top 10% of the webmasters who sent me traffic are now retired.
Lensman - retired
Marc De Forest - retired
NickatIlynx - retired
Lord AGA - retired
Dig420 - is NOT retired, because he was NOT sending me enough to be in top 10% but he still doing pretty well!
12 Clicks - see Dig420 above with the exception that 12 clicks is not doing as well as Bernie
Ron Levi aka FantasyMan - retired and he only sent me traffic for 5 days.


As for the others....
anybody who is SOMEBODY, raise your hand if you REALLY care about 90% of the "lesser fortunate" than your top 10%?

NoComments 01-07-2008 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 13617043)
I like this guy!!! Much respect dude!!!


Don't worry, he is not in the position to decide regarding purchases of anything from you.

dial 01-07-2008 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617050)
dial, unlike 12 clicks, I don't have to start ANYTHING in adult, in non adult, and can fuck with myself all day long without losing one bit.

As for cheating webmasters every chance I've got,
the top 10% of the webmasters who sent me traffic are now retired.
Lensman - retired
Marc De Forest - retired
NickatIlynx - retired
Lord AGA - retired
Dig420 - is NOT retired, because he was NOT sending me enough to be in top 10% but he still doing pretty well!
12 Clicks - see Dig420 above with the exception that 12 clicks is not doing as well as Bernie
Ron Levi aka FantasyMan - retired and he only sent me traffic for 5 days.


As for the others....
anybody who is SOMEBODY, raise your hand if you REALLY care about 90% of the "lesser fortunate" than your top 10%?

the point was that you got lucky, anyone with half a brain and any bit of business knowledge that was in adult around that time would be in the same position as everyone you listed

people bow down to you like you are some adult internet god, fact is you got in at the perfect time, cheated people just the right way, and knew how to save your money properly. that is IT

what I said had nothing to do with you having to get into adult today, what I said was that if you started it all over again today, you would fail miserably

you got lucky, that is the only thing you can boast about

NoComments 01-07-2008 03:29 AM

1) I got lucky all right, and I bet you my both testicles you have no idea where the luck part came into play. You will have to wait for my published memoirs though.


2) as for those whom I listed, they were not the only ones looking at the computer screen and discovering porn on the internet. Lots of folks here were in the same boat but...they never realised back than that:
A) The show will not always go forever and
B) Strike iron while it's hot.
and this is main reasons why tyhey are not on my list.

3) People who think of me as an Internet God are CORRECT. I was. What you fail to see is Christ replaced Jupiter, but Jupiter was, is and always be God.
If Jupiter come today you think he'd have a chance of becoming God of all Romans once again?

4) I am lucky to have bitter envious farts like you who will always give me opportunity of speaking about my most favorite subject:
MYSELF!

Anything else you would like to contribute and brush upon my memories about Serge God?

uno 01-07-2008 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supzdotcom (Post 13615781)
i guess what you did was the right thing to do, and not judge a book, but typically, if it smells like shit, feels like shit, tastes like shit, ITS SHIT

If it smells like shit, why are you feeling and tasting it?

minusonebit 01-07-2008 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615767)
are you talkig about this one --> https://gfy.com/13613836-post23.html

first post that Bryan character made to respond to the thread? He went on to calling an affiliate "FUCKING IDIOT" and threw a number of threats around. Great way for a program to respond. I just want all affiliates to see this and make their own decision. BUMP

You should see the e-mail he sent me BEFORE WE HAD EVEN TALKED ABOUT THE ACCUSATION AT ALL. He sent me one message (while I was asleep) and then killed my account, with the following:

???- Forwarded message ???-
From: <[email protected]\r\n>
Date: Jan 6, 2008 11:58 AM
Subject: ARS Webmaster Account on Hold
To: Keith Kimmel <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]

Dear Keith Kimmel,

Account 1036204 has been terminated for the following reason:
False Advertising.

I feel this is necessary because:
Complete moron. Fake webmaster

Please contact Bryan by emailing [email protected] or calling 1-877-ARS-8500 to resolve this matter.

Please note, although your account has been placed on hold and you are unable to login, sales and hits will continue to be tracked and credited to your account.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Best,
Bryan

NoComments 01-07-2008 03:44 AM

Quote:

or calling 1-877-ARS-8500 to resolve this matter
Do you have a car?
If you do, drive on the interstate, stop at every truck stop toilet and put on the wall:

"For a good time call 1-877-ARS-8500 and it's FREE!"

You may also considering visiting every gay joint in tri state area and leave on the walls:

"For a good time call Bryan 1-877-ARS-8500 and it's FREE!"

This will teach 'em!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-07-2008 03:46 AM

5th page !!!

moneybiz 01-07-2008 03:51 AM

I didnt read any of the posts. Ars has been good to me thats all I know.

dial 01-07-2008 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617131)
1) I got lucky all right, and I bet you my both testicles you have no idea where the luck part came into play. You will have to wait for my published memoirs though.


2) as for those whom I listed, they were not the only ones looking at the computer screen and discovering porn on the internet. Lots of folks here were in the same boat but...they never realised back than that:
A) The show will not always go forever and
B) Strike iron while it's hot.
and this is main reasons why tyhey are not on my list.

3) People who think of me as an Internet God are CORRECT. I was. What you fail to see is Christ replaced Jupiter, but Jupiter was, is and always be God.
If Jupiter come today you think he'd have a chance of becoming God of all Romans once again?

4) I am lucky to have bitter envious farts like you who will always give me opportunity of speaking about my most favorite subject:
MYSELF!

Anything else you would like to contribute and brush upon my memories about Serge God?

all that aside, you could not make it one month in the adult biz today, yet you come on all the boards and make fun of those trying to do just that. to me, that makes YOU the complete failure. in fact, it is rather sad and pathetic

Klen 01-07-2008 04:04 AM

So minusonebit,are you planning to sue ARS ?

minusonebit 01-07-2008 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614025)
I tried to be nice to you.

I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program (www.adultrevenueservice.com).

I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.

I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.

I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.

So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?

Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS


OK, lets deal with your stupid comments here.

1. I found the right address to sign up with. Since you don't include it in your welcome e-mails (and if you did, I did not see it) and you send your e-mails from [email protected], I wound up on the wrong page which looks very similar to the right one, trying to log in. You set me straight on that - thanks - but that is your job.

2. You SAID you were going to waive me from sending the W9 in but the box was still popping up when I went in to get content to make this blog post yesterday. Thats fine as well, thank you for SAYING you were going to waive the requirement and not doing it. I was going to bring it up with you on monday but

3. ARS - or any other program - is welcome to kick my application out as soon I put it in there. I am not begging to use your service, there are plenty of services out there that have big tits and hot twinks. I will fill my two blogs (will be three before the end of the week) with their stuff.

4. You are the most unprofessional rep I have seen to date from ANY program. I know of no program that announces the affiliates it terminates on GFY simply because said program doesn't like affiliates opinion of one of their actions. Second of all, there was absolutely no excuse for the e-mail you sent me before we had even talked about this (unless you consider the message you sent me while I was asleep to be conversation)

Quote:


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <[email protected]\r\n>
Date: Jan 6, 2008 11:58 AM
Subject: ARS Webmaster Account on Hold
To: Keith Kimmel <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]


Dear Keith Kimmel,

Account 1036204 has been terminated for the following reason:
False Advertising.

I feel this is necessary because:
Complete moron. Fake webmaster

Please contact Bryan by emailing [email protected] or calling 1-877-ARS-8500 to resolve this matter.

Please note, although your account has been placed on hold and you are unable to login, sales and hits will continue to be tracked and credited to your account.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Best,
Bryan
5. If you make your decisions on who you are going to do business with based on the opinions of a bunch of board whores, then you're just not too bright. Except for people who are known scammers, everyone here would have the opportunity to business with me if they wanted. And they don't want to, good for them - thats their choice.

6. I have said time and time again that I don't have shitloads of traffic. My blogs are brand fucking new. While they have been up for a year, they are just now getting attention from me. What do you expect? And if a handful of sales a month is not good enough for you, then thats cool too. So if you don't want the small amount of traffic I have sent you in the past week or so (which, BTW has generated three sales this past week) then thats up to you. I don't have 125K hits a day because I have ONLY search engine traffic. And I am not interested in any other kind because its all shit. The people who brag about how much traffic they have usually have a bunch of shit traffic and I'd rather have no traffic than have traffic that converts at 1:100K because then I am not making money, I am losing it.

7. Your BYOT sites do have a traffic leak and you indirectly admitted as much in your conversation with me this evening. If its not an issue, why are you planning to fix it tomorrow. And in our conversation, you jumped all around the issue, attacked me several times with things you read on GFY and then demanded an apology. I have nothing to apologize for (except calling your BYOT sites FHGs, and I offered to apologize and you decided you'd rather go to sleep) but you do owe me an apology for the disgusting e-mail you sent. Then you can explain about this shaving nonsense.

8. As for your hot girl and all that other stuff, well, thats on you. I don't make anyone do anything, least of which decide to drive to work on Sunday. If I had that kind of power, I'd just make them send me money.

9. Once this is all said and done, it would be nice if you'd turn my account back on so I don't have to delete the blog posts, which collectively represent about an hour of my time. But I won't beg you to do it and if you want to keep the account closed then thats on you, I'll take the traffic elsewhere and fill the content with something else.

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617201)
all that aside, you could not make it one month in the adult biz today, yet you come on all the boards and make fun of those trying to do just that. to me, that makes YOU the complete failure. in fact, it is rather sad and pathetic

My sweetheart, and would you please give me 3 reasons WHy I should deny myself my favorite pass time of making fun of idiots just like you?

Would you also, my dear friend, mentor and punch bag give me 2 reasons WHY I should give a flying fuck of what you think?

Your purpose in life is to give me reasons to enjoy myself dearly and you do just that. Every time I think in horror:
"Serge, you could have been just another "dial", but you are NOT",
my dick gets hard and stays hard for 30 minutes. You save me ton on Viagra.

If you stop talking about me, my dick will go limp,
keep UP the good work!

Hey, Bryan, how is your dick doing? Is it hard over your kicking of minusonebit?

dial 01-07-2008 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617225)
WHY I should give a flying fuck of what you think?

only you can answer that question, but you obviously do given the amount of time you are giving me defending yourself

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617233)
only you can answer that question, but you obviously do given the amount of time you are giving me defending yourself

I have nothing to defend,
you provide the opening of my memoirs promotion, it costs me nothing,
(How do you feel to be a FREE SHILL? ;)
and I enjoy the irony tremendously.

Futhermore, and try to be honest:
who is sticking to whom?
What do I have to gain from "dial"? Nothing, another GFY cockroach .
What do you have to gain when Serge God speaks to you? I betcha you'll be jerking off for days just thinking about me.

dial 01-07-2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617250)
I have nothing to defend,
you provide the opening of my memoirs promotion, it costs me nothing,
(How do you feel to be a FREE SHILL? ;)
and I enjoy the irony tremendously.

Futhermore, and try to be honest:
who is sticking to whom?
What do I have to gain from "dial"? Nothing, another GFY cockroach .
What do you have to gain when Serge God speaks to you? I betcha you'll be jerking off for days just thinking about me.

keep replying like you don't care what others think of it

it is quite amusing

i bet you cry in the mirror at night wishing you loved yourself

moneybiz 01-07-2008 04:31 AM

I dont even have to read any of that crap I know ars is a good program :thumbsup

btw I have some good domains for sale if anyone here wants to do biz, rather then try to hurt other peoples biz's

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=797669

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617256)
keep replying like you don't care what others think of it

it is quite amusing

i bet you cry in the mirror at night wishing you loved yourself

Don't worry, I'll stop responding after 9:30 when USA market is open.

'til than you'll entertain me and my insomnia.

Tall me a joke, funny story, post picture of your g/f's ass, do something funny.

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617256)

i bet you cry in the mirror at night wishing you loved yourself

Now we are getting somewhere.
If you are a man and not some cockroach,
1) How much are you willing to bet (in $10,000 denominations, minimum)
2) whose escrow acount shall we use?

Time to put up or show the world your impotence.

Eden2cute 01-07-2008 04:39 AM

lmao @ how some FAG named "serge" gets to jump in threads saying dumb shit for no reason, then when somebody says something back he gets his goons in saying "don't fuck with an old timer".

NoComments = Old crusty bastard with yes men.

dial 01-07-2008 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eden2cute (Post 13617284)
lmao @ how some FAG named "serge" gets to jump in threads saying dumb shit for no reason, then when somebody says something back he gets his goons in saying "don't fuck with an old timer".

NoComments = Old crusty bastard with yes men.

haha, yeah, happens all the time

amazingly enough he was one of the biggest scammers in the adult biz years ago, he ripped off more people in the industry than anyone even realizes...but that's ok, because those people made shitloads of money from him too...moral, it is ok if you rip people as long as you also make them rich

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:46 AM

hmmm......eden, you are too small for me to get involved. Come back after you have 500 posts under the belt or none of those YES MEN will hire you as a sig whore and you die broke, just like your real father an alcoholic.

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617299)
haha, yeah, happens all the time

amazingly enough he was one of the biggest scammers in the adult biz years ago, he ripped off more people in the industry than anyone even realizes...but that's ok, because those people made shitloads of money from him too...moral, it is ok if you rip people as long as you also make them rich


what do you mean "one of"?

I was NUMBER ONE!, NUMERO UNO!!, The God of shaving!!!

I resent and detest the allegations I was "one of".

Fucking playa haters, they are EVERYWHERE!

NoComments 01-07-2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617299)
...moral, it is ok if you rip people as long as you also make them rich


I have hope for you, you still can learn and put one + one together on your own.
Bravo!
This is FIRST smart thing you posted today.

You should stroke your cock now, at least 5 times, you deserved it.

CyberHustler 01-07-2008 04:55 AM

This thread is starting to smell like smegma... Better get my sig in here one more time.

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13617319)
This thread is starting to smell like smegma... Better get my sig in here one more time.

everybody,
please welcome world reknown smegma sniffer: Cyber-Hu$tler

Barefootsies 01-07-2008 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615568)
A golden rule for newbies at companies (not saying Bryan is a newb, mind you, just talking in general terms) should be "know who you're pissing with before your keyboard writes a cheque your ass can't cash"

:2 cents::2 cents:

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:08 AM

dial, where the fuck did you go? Stop jerking off thinking of me and come back, we have 2 1/2 hours to kill.

dial 01-07-2008 05:09 AM

oh, i am here, just in other threads, you bore me

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:12 AM

I bore you!? It took you 30 secs to respond, are you reloading this thread all the time just to see how I insulted you?

Don't be too sensitive or they'll eat you alive.

marcjacob 01-07-2008 05:14 AM

NoComments, I have no idea who you are, Im just a lowly affiliate who doesnt get out much, but it was funny watching Bryan realise he is pissing with the wrong guy!

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:20 AM

It's OK, Becky sent me $1000 to bump this thread and I just was doing my job. Dial is my son, I sent him $200 ( i promissed him $300, but shaved him a little) for the same thing. When we hit page #6, we'll go to bed,
I am not sure with whom though:
Becky, Bryan and dial look equally appealing.

CyberHustler 01-07-2008 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617335)
everybody,
please welcome world reknown smegma sniffer: Cyber-Hu$tler

You should have gotten circumcised dude...

dial 01-07-2008 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617372)
It's OK, Becky sent me $1000 to bump this thread and I just was doing my job. Dial is my son, I sent him $200 ( i promissed him $300, but shaved him a little) for the same thing. When we hit page #6, we'll go to bed,
I am not sure with whom though:
Becky, Bryan and dial look equally appealing.

you are fucking sexy, that is for sure

adam sandler put it best

"You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls......"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4AcgjQmpsU

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13617373)
You should have gotten circumcised dude...


I was circumsized by the Lubavitche rebbe Schneerzon at the ripe age of 32.
Now....let's compare who has a cuter dick. Show me yours and I'll show you Bryan's.

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 13617379)
you are fucking sexy, that is for sure

Juicy, don't get jelous, you are still GFY Stud # 1!

dial, I am glad you see things my way, finally.

Do you swallow?

NoComments 01-07-2008 05:47 AM

dial, come back, don't let old cunt outlast you on GFY, people may start talking that you don't have a staying power and good for nothing.

Brujah 01-07-2008 06:06 AM

Wow, 5 pages worth? Why? lol.

Bryan must've just been having fun while exaggerating a lot. There's no reason anyone would have to go to all that effort, and take such a loss to go into the office to ban someone that really doesn't matter that much.

He would've just waited until the next moment he was already in the office and handled it then. It's just not that urgent.

pip 01-07-2008 06:46 AM

Not like he was making any money with them or any other program

Fletch XXX 01-07-2008 06:49 AM

i dont think ive ever seen a troll get this much attention.

Minusonebit, will be selling his sig for more than most here make....

tranza 01-07-2008 06:52 AM

Nice move, he's an idiot.

Holly 01-07-2008 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13617175)
You may also considering visiting every gay joint in tri state area

I think we've already established that shouldn't be a problem. :1orglaugh

moneybiz 01-07-2008 07:10 AM

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3037/12345aw5.jpg


thanks ars :)


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