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Slap Dot 01-06-2008 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614536)
This isn't exactly a common occurrence but when a liar like minusonebrain posts some fake drama about ARS, better believe I'm going to be around to e-check him on the boards. I won't stand around and let him post lies all day long and I think everything I said to him is well-deserved after as much as I helped him out and as much as he's been a nuisance on this forum to other companies.

Just a joke, man.

I know you run a good program.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ********** (Post 13614395)
ARS Bryan - we need to talk.

NOTHING is worth sending your girl home early, especially this drama....

What I would have done instead is log-in from home, and ban him WHILE your girl gives you a blowjob. Take a pictures of this perfect moment of double-happiness (including a DELETED screesnhot), and post it here. Thats the way its handled in the adult world...!

Cheers!
LMFAO awesome post

2MuchMark 01-06-2008 01:58 PM
hee hee hee

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 13614540)
Just a joke, man.

I know you run a good program.
I know you were joking :)

I just wanted to make clear what a scumbag minusonebit is

12clicks 01-06-2008 02:08 PM
Bravo!!!!!

BradM 01-06-2008 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614559)
I know you were joking :)

I just wanted to make clear what a scumbag minusonebit is
No one needs to be reminded.
I'm sure he is twitching the fuck out skitzing in his house spazzing because he is such a fucking whacked out psycho.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13614345)
shit man i woulda saved you the hassle and told you from the beginning that he's not a webmaster. the girl will come back. the car can be cleaned. minusonenut will always be a kook though.

enjoy the nfl today.
Good advice and so true man :thumbsup

btw, will you be at Internext in Vegas??

seeric 01-06-2008 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614583)
Good advice and so true man :thumbsup

btw, will you be at Internext in Vegas??
no sir. i will be at phoenix forum of course though. :)

there really wasnt any reason for me to go to vegas this time, so i figured i'd stay back and work.

:)

you need to talk to me about something?

tehHinjew 01-06-2008 02:14 PM
woooooooow

MichelleB 01-06-2008 02:16 PM
Bump for Bryan. Wow it takes a lot to piss off Bryan.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13614588)
no sir. i will be at phoenix forum of course though. :)

there really wasnt any reason for me to go to vegas this time, so i figured i'd stay back and work.

:)

you need to talk to me about something?
Just wanted to invite you to the ARS party if you were going to be in town ;)

FreeHugeMovies 01-06-2008 02:19 PM
Funny stuff Bryan!

Phil 01-06-2008 02:19 PM
I bet he didn't send a single sale to you.

BradM 01-06-2008 02:20 PM
This thread makes me want to cuddle.

seeric 01-06-2008 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614609)
Just wanted to invite you to the ARS party if you were going to be in town ;)
aww man, i really would have appreciated that. we'll hang in phoenix. :thumbsup


i appreaciate the gesture man, i really do.

:)

Jarmusch 01-06-2008 02:25 PM
You got out of bed early on a sunday and kicked a hot girl hot of bed for this nutcase?

jscott 01-06-2008 02:25 PM
Good job ARS :thumbsup

Everyone else should do the same

pip 01-06-2008 02:50 PM
What a tool, ARS has been around forever, This guy is barking up the wrong tree, him and his project gamma buddies

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 02:57 PM
I'm sure somewhere in his twisted mind he thought that if he could find something "dirty", he could come rolling into GFY on his high horse and people would praise him.

The guy is still trying to be a Zorro but comes off as a Zero.

He deserves to be removed from all programs, all boards and this industry in total.

LadyMischief 01-06-2008 03:00 PM
That was totally sweet. :)

Dirty F 01-06-2008 03:05 PM
[QUOTE=ARS Bryan;13614025]
Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

How much more needs to happen before people believe this? This is not a joke or something. He IS sick. His own parents even mentioned it.

Dirty F 01-06-2008 03:06 PM
Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior

Malicious Biz 01-06-2008 03:09 PM
Apparently you don't know who you're dealing with here...

http://malicious.biz/share/keithkimmel.jpg

GrouchyAdmin 01-06-2008 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13614771)
Apparently you don't know who you're dealing with here...

http://malicious.biz/share/keithkimmel.jpg

That dumb thing STILL makes me laugh, I think it's the compressed/stretched "NATS!" that does it.

KrisKross 01-06-2008 03:14 PM
Why do you need to drive to the office to ban an account? No VPN access?

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 13614787)
Why do you need to drive to the office to ban an account? No VPN access?
Security reasons. Keeping everything tied to certain IPs and machines

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13614771)
Apparently you don't know who you're dealing with here...

http://malicious.biz/share/keithkimmel.jpg
LMFAO :thumbsup

ninavain 01-06-2008 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13614771)
Apparently you don't know who you're dealing with here...

http://malicious.biz/share/keithkimmel.jpg
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chr0makey 01-06-2008 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 13614097)
damn... he's going downhill
Had he ever even left the bottom of the hill to begin with?? :Oh crap

VForV 01-06-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614025)
I tried to be nice to you.

I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program (www.adultrevenueservice.com).

I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.

I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.

I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.

So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?

Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS
http://www.illinipundit.com/system/f...ion_whore2.jpg

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VForV (Post 13614830)
...

You got me! Thanks for bumping my thread though, bro

mrthumbs 01-06-2008 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13614759)
Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior
You know i love you dearly Franck but that could have been you!!! :1orglaugh

VForV 01-06-2008 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614852)
You got me! Thanks for bumping my thread though, bro
Just kidding man.

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VForV (Post 13614830)
It's funny how you just had to give your two cents, and had to make it a big pic to draw attention to yourself.
Makes your post rather ironic.

GrouchyAdmin 01-06-2008 04:02 PM
The metahumor in here just went through the fucking roof.

papill0n 01-06-2008 04:03 PM
Let this be a warning to everyone who deals with minusonebit. The guy is so unstable it only takes you looking at him the wrong way for him to start making wild & unfounded accusations about your company.

Good stuff Bryan I just hope ARS can survive without his traffic. :1orglaugh

VicD 01-06-2008 04:05 PM
kaboem!! :)

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13614612)
I bet he didn't send a single sale to you.

Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 04:14 PM
:banana:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:karaoke :laughing- :moon

SuzzyQ 01-06-2008 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13615046)
:banana:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:karaoke :laughing- :moon
Cute.. and very entertaining

pornask 01-06-2008 04:22 PM
wow, ass kissing on gfy goes berzek. So many brown nosers gathered in one thread... that's remarkable.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615031)
Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.
Errr what? Make a clown out of me?

Let's get one thing straight. minusonebit is not a webmaster and never lived up to any expectations. Secondly, I would have called out any webmaster that started a bullshit thread about ARS.

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:28 PM
Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615102)
Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.
I'm pretty sure camokat's point was that minusonebit is a fake webmaster and wasn't capable of sending any sales. I'm really not sure what you're trying to say or what your point is? I'm a cocksucker? lmao

...and who are you again?

you must be minusonebit on a fake nick

OTerror 01-06-2008 04:32 PM
I think someone got owned.

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615031)
Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.
Wow, amazing logic!
He sends no sales, because he's not a webmaster.
If he was sending 20 sales a day, he would be golden. Why? Because he would be a webmaster!

It's amazing how you make sense and yet still sound really stupid at the same time.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615079)
wow, ass kissing on gfy goes berzek. So many brown nosers gathered in one thread... that's remarkable.
I wouldn't call the people against minusonebit brown nosers. Not trying to be a dick here but he's caused a lot of trouble and people have a right to hate the guy

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615114)
I'm pretty sure camokat's point was that minusonebit is a fake webmaster and wasn't capable of sending any sales. I'm really not sure what you're trying to say or what your point is? I'm a cocksucker? lmao

...and who are you again?

you must be minusonebit on a fake nick

Who am I?
I was the one who was straightening out Becky's problems with IRS and who the fuck are you?
Some hired help? Hired help is a $1 a dozen, you know that, right?

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615129)
Who am I?
I was the one who was straightening out Becky's problems with IRS and who the fuck are you?
Some hired help? Hired help is a $1 a dozen, you know that, right?
Uh, right

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-06-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614025)
I tried to be nice to you.

I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program (www.adultrevenueservice.com).

I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.

I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.

I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.

So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?

Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS
you got up early on a sunday, and kicked a hotgirl out of your bed, turned down sex, and drove all the way to the office on a day off, just to ban a retard a day earlier than you could have on monday? no offence, but i think you're the IDIOT.

:1orglaugh


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