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NoComments 01-06-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaveBucks (Post 13615123)
Wow, amazing logic!
He sends no sales, because he's not a webmaster.
If he was sending 20 sales a day, he would be golden. Why? Because he would be a webmaster!

It's amazing how you make sense and yet still sound really stupid at the same time.
My dear esteemed cretin,
ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
No.

Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13615133)
you got up early on a sunday, and kicked a hotgirl out of your bed, turned down sex, and drove all the way to the office on a day off, just to ban a retard a day earlier than you could have on monday? no offence, but i think you're the IDIOT.

:1orglaugh
Ouch touché!

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615132)
Uh, right
If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.

papill0n 01-06-2008 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615102)
Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.
Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615147)
If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.
LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please

farkedup 01-06-2008 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614270)
lolol will do!
I've been sitting here naked all day.... remember its just off of parkview.... you must have gotten lost

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)
LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615168)
Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.
lol, I really don't think you want me to release Becky on you... she gets angered easily at trolls like you and isn't very forgiving

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:46 PM
But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

More info here -----> http://www.webmastercentral.com/vipbash/

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:47 PM
I want you get Becky on me. I like 'em short and with extra pounds.
You are making me wet already. Now...how much for you to fuck off this thread and leave us gals alone?

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:48 PM
Remember, you entered my thread :)

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615183)
But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

More info here -----> http://www.playboy.com/
Mark DeForest, whose protege is this one?

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615190)
Remember, you entered my thread :)
So? What are you going to do...arrest me for smoking?
This is NOT your thread, this is GFY thread and...
where is Becky!?

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:53 PM
Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.

pornask 01-06-2008 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13615156)
Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.
He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615217)
He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.
By terminating a fake webmaster? Makes some serious sense bro!

Not once did I ever discuss volume in this thread. Not trying to be a dick here but... come on...

evildick 01-06-2008 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615217)
He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.
I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

Peaches 01-06-2008 05:03 PM
LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100&#37; guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615241)
LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)
From NoComments' comments, I doubt he is anyone that she thinks highly of.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-06-2008 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615146)
Ouch touché!
i would just waited the day is all i'm saying, lol.

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615241)
LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)
You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.

Peaches 01-06-2008 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaveBucks (Post 13615253)
You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.
I don't think Becky is one of them - unless they had a falling out recently.

ETA - Serge has no affiliation with Oprano except to get a percentage of sales according to the contract when he sold it. That was, gosh, 2 years ago?

papill0n 01-06-2008 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)
I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

That is exactly what he did. If anyone does a little research on keith you will see that he has spent his entire adult life being a serial victim and pest.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 05:10 PM
Yes I've also heard he's Serge from Oprano. Not really sure what the beef is all about...

Whatever.

pornask 01-06-2008 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)
I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.
Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!

evildick 01-06-2008 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615275)
Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!

WTF? How many programs do you know that carry forward your affiliate ID onto the webmaster link on the bottom of the page?

I've signed up for hundreds of programs and I can probably name 5 that do.

If you want to send webmasters to a program then you have to use the proper webmaster referral code.

I also like how you skip over the fact that he was totally wrong about the other shit he posted on that blog.

Why do some people like insist on lying down with pigs?

mailman 01-06-2008 05:19 PM
In on page 3

dig420 01-06-2008 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615275)
Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!
lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

Grow up.

dav3 01-06-2008 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13614759)
Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior
I think you've just described yourself. :1orglaugh

notoldschool 01-06-2008 05:29 PM
The infamous dip shit, Minusonebutt.

brand0n 01-06-2008 05:29 PM
what's up gang

baddog 01-06-2008 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)
LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.

V_RocKs 01-06-2008 05:41 PM
Looks like Minusonetits mom took his computer privileges away today.

LeRoy 01-06-2008 05:48 PM
Right on Bryan . Remind me to buy you a drink in Vegas. I just started to promote ARS very recently :)

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615139)
My dear esteemed cretin,
ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
No.

Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.
I love that you live your life in "what if"s all day Serge. But the fact remains that he sent none, and IF he sent 20, then no one could dispute that he was an adult webmaster. So would he be treated differently? MAYBE... IF... COULD BE..... you're little fantasy world would make sense.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-06-2008 06:17 PM
Bump ...

CDSmith 01-06-2008 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)
LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please
I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

Mutt 01-06-2008 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615503)
I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.

Holly 01-06-2008 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615503)
I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D
I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-06-2008 06:33 PM
Sergeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

baddog 01-06-2008 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13615541)
what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.
If one is new, they should probably do some research before pissing with someone.

CDSmith 01-06-2008 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13615541)
what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.
A golden rule for newbies at companies (not saying Bryan is a newb, mind you, just talking in general terms) should be "know who you're pissing with before your keyboard writes a cheque your ass can't cash"

Could definitely be words to live by, at times, for some.

CDSmith 01-06-2008 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holly (Post 13615555)
I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:D :D :thumbsup



Thinking out loud --- Best way to navigate through an issue like this with Serge is to either agree with him or else sidestep his question/accusation and volley one back at him... like: "So tell me, if it were your program this guy pulled this shit on how would you handle it?"

Serge likes it either way, but getting him to share his knowledge rather than have him ripping holes in your car tires is always the better plan.

qxm 01-06-2008 06:47 PM
.......shit this thread is sooo fuckng hilarious!........ good stuff...:thumbsup

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n.../hilarious.jpg

MichelleB 01-06-2008 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615213)
Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.
If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.

MichelleB 01-06-2008 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)
I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.
Thank you for the back up in this entire thread:thumbsup

MichelleB 01-06-2008 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13615337)
You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.
Apparently you know Becky very well lol

Peaches 01-06-2008 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 13615604)
If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.
LOL, I've seen him say these things directly to her before. :)

There needs to be a "Old Timers 101" class given to employees. It would includes lessons on Serge, Ron Levi, The General, Pushrod, Colin, etc.

pornask 01-06-2008 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13615308)
lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

Grow up.
Terminating minusonebit was actually a service done to him. I doubt he would want to continue promoting a program that shaves. This step just saved him from having to ask for it himself.

BUMP for more affiliates who may not yet know how ARS conduct business, what kind of name calling they resort to when addressing their affiliates and what fake drama they create to make themselves look trendy.

MichelleB 01-06-2008 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615633)
LOL, I've seen him say these things directly to her before. :)

There needs to be a "Old Timers 101" class given to employees. It would includes lessons on Serge, Ron Levi, The General, Pushrod, Colin, etc.
Thank you Peaches


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