Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition
 

Ambush Interview #420 Special Manatee Edition


JOESHO AKA 420MANATEE


Joesho is one of the coolest individuals in the industry, and the only manatee in the industry. He went through a tough time with many of his businesses not doing as well as he had hoped and he eventually declared bankruptcy when he was unable to pay off his $800,000 debt, but the tide has changed and he is now back in the saddle with $25,000,000 to spread around! Joeshos main homepage is at http://www.420manatee.com


1. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say I really like the neck-less look you are sporting. Were you born without a neck or did you have it surgically removed?

2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?

3. You do not seem to think much of the old timers and those who have made it big in the online porn industry. Can you share some of your thoughts with us regarding your superiority over the old guard and the cause of this friction between you and all the key industry players?

4. One of the most lovable things about you is that you are a manatee. You are so cute and cuddly! It is quite unusual for manatees to be so tame and available to the public. How did you overcome your fear of people and how do other members of the manatee community feel about a manatee role model like yourself being so openly involved in the porn industry?

5. As we all know you went bankrupt only a few years ago after amounting debts of over $800,000 USD. How did you manage to get back on your feet and be in a position to bankroll newbies so quickly after filing for chapter 11?

6. There are rumors going around that you used to be a chimpanzee before you became a manatee. Is this true and if so how many cheese-steaks did you have to eat to make the transition?

7. You took the industry by surprise when you put your money where your mouth is and put $25,000,000 up for grabs for any newbie who needs it for his business. Can you tell us a little more about the source of this money and why you decided that using it to bankroll pornsite newbies is the best way to make it work for you?

8. How do you feel about your good name being dragged through the mud by being publicly associated with a person who was caught in a lie when he claimed he spent $138,000 on a $20,000 VW?

9. It is widely known that you feel smoking marijuana has a great influence on your business decisions and you are a strong proponent of legalizing marijuana. Can you tell us more about how marijuana helps you be a better businessman and how your calendar venture ties into this?

10. You surprised many in the industry when in spite of your massive wealth you defaulted on a $100 debt owed to Serge Birbrair. Do you intend to pay this outstanding debt or are you declaring bankruptcy for a second time?

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See sig... LOL @ Manatee!!

This should be interesting!

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this would be an entertaining thread

HAHAHAHA , nice one Timon !!

:thumbsup

LOL run and hide

bahahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahah

that's gonna be interesting

I was contacted by joesho attorneys team and was asked not to do anything irrational and Joesho would like to negotiate a settlement. I am contacting my acountant this morning, so we could work the numbers. I'll keep everybody posted.

LMAO

Can't wait to read his responses.


winkwinkwink

someone has WAY too much time on their hands:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what do you mean? No FUBAR coverage!?

It's being covered by a rogue splinter cell of FUBAR ;)

haha... great one!

You are just jelous he is spreading 25,000,000,000 among noobs instead of buying Dutch football team.

I think you can have the team for free after last night :(

Timon, are you taking bets on how many pages will this interview go on?

Bets will be accepted once Joesho turns up ;)

LOL @ this thread :1orglaugh

he never will, he has no neck for it.

In that case no bets, because "infinite" is the only possible result :1orglaugh

I bet you $100 gift certificate from joesho that the max will be 2 pages.

OMG! this may be the first actual funny parody of someone elses creation that i've seen on gfy.

Oh boy... the best spoof ever!! This is GFY at his best :)

that took a lot of work there!

I like Alexa ratings of the site..
http://www.420manatee.com/index2.html

How about questions of his temperment?

Does he make it a habit of challenging everyone who beats him with words to a streetfight?!

You mean a beachfight :winkwink:

beachfronts are better suited for recreational activities.
What are they sniffing?

http://www.nhptv.org/natureworks/graphics/manatee1.jpg

The beach is easy to reach for manatees ;)

Ahhhh, yes, a beachfight. Where he makes so many conditions to kicking my ass, that it can't be met.

1. I will ask you to follow me to a secluded part of the beach.
(There are no secluded parts of Hollywood Beach)
2. I will kick your ass anytime,anywhere.
(Next month in Vegas... He can't, family vacation)
3. I don't want any refs, your friends, or anyone near when I kick your ass
(Umm moron, it's in the middle of a MMA gym, at 6pm, peak hours)
4. I won't sign your waiver
(Then it's assault)

It goes on and on.

This is going to be a great interview - Manatee is a true pioneer and visionary in our industry. The wealth he has accumulated and wisely invested in seashells is truly the envy of many!

Excellent choice - I´m just glad to be on the 1st page of this historic interview! :)

Yes I can't wait for him to show up :)

will he give lessons on how to declare bancruptcy?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i love this guy.

JFK's candid camera at it's best....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit - you just know there is going to be problems at home, if his mrs. see how he behaves at conventions. But of course he is only Manatee - its hard to pass up some tempting manatee booty :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol too funny

Oh shit - this one's going to be "removed by request" on the FUBAR site in no time - I don't think that's Joe's wife! :helpme

Powdered colombian seashells?

I heard it's better than X....

R O F L M A O


:helpme :helpme :helpme

I got to get my cornflakes outta my keyboard

Big B