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woj 06-26-2006 03:57 PM

100........ :glugglug

Loryn 06-26-2006 03:59 PM

That 20+ page thread that was linked to the troll image on the manatee site, is it all the same throughout the whole thread? I read the first 4 pages and would like to know if it is basically the same thing through out, or does it get better? Is it worth the read?

BTW this thread is funny. Winetalk when you post, you crack me up! You are definitely a professional at handing people's ass to themselves. :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 06-26-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
100........ :glugglug

I see postbot is working fine, but you could reply to my icqs ;)

NoComments 06-26-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
That 20+ page thread that was linked to the troll image on the manatee site, is it all the same throughout the whole thread? I read the first 4 pages and would like to know if it is basically the same thing through out, or does it get better? Is it worth the read?

no, the other threads branching from that thread were better....

Quote:

BTW this thread is funny. Winetalk when you post, you crack me up! You are definitely a professional at handing people's ass to themselves. :1orglaugh
usually true, but not this time. This thread is "Timon all the way"!

I'm getting old.
:(

Loryn 06-26-2006 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
no, the other threads branching from that thread were better....


usually true, but not this time. This thread is "Timon all the way"!

I'm getting old.
:(


Sorry my mistake, you are right this thread is Timon, my credit goes to the 20+ thread. :winkwink:

NoComments 06-26-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Sorry my mistake, you are right this thread is Timon, my credit goes to the 20+ thread. :winkwink:

we, unlike some noobs, learn from each other
;)

Nicky 06-26-2006 05:55 PM

Hello World

madawgz 06-26-2006 06:20 PM

nice sig spot! lol :thumbsup

NoComments 06-26-2006 06:38 PM

I sell short sig spots.

Nicky 06-26-2006 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
I sell short sig spots.

I dont want, all I want is my gift certificate :mad:

Nicky 06-26-2006 08:52 PM

Bump for manatees, gift certificates and 25mil other reasons :winkwink:

Timon 06-26-2006 09:08 PM

Boy Joesho sure is sleeping in late today :(


http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tee_ambush.jpg

Nicky 06-26-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
Boy Joesho sure is sleeping in late today :(


http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...tee_ambush.jpg

yep sure is, soon it will be 4:20 again. I wonder when he is gonna come in here and stand up for himself

Timon 06-26-2006 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
yep sure is, soon it will be 4:20 again. I wonder when he is gonna come in here and stand up for himself

Ok, I'm sure he has his alarm clock set for 4:19, he wouldn't miss the big event ;)

Juicy D. Links 06-26-2006 09:28 PM

http://nymalegigolos.com/giraffe.gif

MrIzzz 06-26-2006 09:39 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this is so wrong on so many levels....why oh why:1orglaugh

Vick 06-27-2006 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
extra, extra!!!!!

I'll send $100 gift certificate to everyone who hasn't seen this thread!

One gift cert per customer,
offer is null and void where prohibited by law,
good while it lasts,
first come first served,
should be over 21 to qualify,
offer is open to Adult Internet Licensees ONLY!.



If I only knew :upsidedow

Timon 06-27-2006 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this is so wrong on so many levels....why oh why:1orglaugh

Manatee lover boy :1orglaugh

Rolo 06-27-2006 01:32 AM

Last post by Joesho on GFY shows how wise it was for those $25 million in venture capital to partner up with him.

It doesn´t get much more insightful and business oriented than this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho on the 6/23/2006
DAMN those is some big TITS........

Next time I am drunk, please let me land on those !!!!!!!!

To the untrained eyed, then you see a stupid weed smoking bullshitter, however when using the Joesho appendix, then you will soon understand to speak and understand "Joesho". Lets translate his last post:

Joesho : DAMN those is some big TITS
Translated : Dear Sirs, I really enjoyed the presentation of your company, and I think you have great potential in the market.

Joesho : Next time I am drunk
Translated : I will have a business meeting later today with the institutional investors, who have given me the sole responsibility for $25 million to invest in new adult TGPs and snow cone stands in Greenland.

Joesho : please let me land on those !!!!!!!!
Translated : I would like to propose your company for future funding, if we can agree on the discussed strategy to reach second round funding with us a majority partner. Yours sincerely, Joesho "The Manatee" IV

The business world have never seen a Manatee with greater potential than Joesho :thumbsup

Timon 06-27-2006 02:24 AM

Maybe Joe is slow to reply because he is busy with his new business venture...

Manatee Venture Capitalists
n00b pornographer incubation program
Cultivating surfers to become surfmasters by
providing seed capital and building strategic
partnerships with key industry players!
--------------------------------------------
Submit your business plan at 420manatee.com

NoComments 06-27-2006 02:29 AM

do manatees spit or swallow?

Rolo 06-27-2006 03:27 AM

Do Manatees burn or smash their bridges?

Rolo 06-27-2006 03:38 AM

History "How Joesho The Manatee met Serge" - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/145581-serge-silenced-bumping-2-threads.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho 06-21-2003
Who is the phenomena known as Serge?
What does he do?
Do you old timers like him, or his work?
Has he made anyone any money?

https://gfy.com/1919464-post8.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho 06-21-2003
I am new..
and if what you sayis true..(gotta wonder here, only prudent)
then I have another question?

Was he always an asshole, or did all the $$$ do it to him?

I need to see a check that size on a monthly basis to believe it though...

Not just by posting galleries...no way?

https://gfy.com/1919525-post22.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho 06-21-2003
Thank you, I see that he is a (smart) con -man, that when he gets busted will roll on whoever is close to him...

Quote from the article...

"Serge claims he doesn't give a shit because he is only an advertiser for the compay"

https://gfy.com/1919553-post30.html

3 years later karam finds Joesho...

NoComments 06-27-2006 03:55 AM

Rolo, I am what I am for one reason only - I know how to admit my mistakes and point where I was wrong.

I WAS WRONG!!!!

This thread will be MORE than 3 pages...
;)

Rolo 06-27-2006 04:31 AM

Of course it will be 3+ pages :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albert Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods


NoComments 06-27-2006 04:51 AM

"A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be."
- Albert Einstein

but joesho doesn't read Albert Einstein
:)

Timon 06-27-2006 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
Rolo, I am what I am for one reason only - I know how to admit my mistakes and point where I was wrong.

I WAS WRONG!!!!

This thread will be MORE than 3 pages...
;)

You weren't wrong, you just forgot to put a few zeros after the 2 ;)

Rolo 06-27-2006 05:16 AM

Maury Show would be interested in doing a "Joesho´s Old Timer Phobia":

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

:winkwink:

Rolo 06-27-2006 05:28 AM

Joesho, if we replace the word "balloon" with "old timer" is this how you would react? https://youtube.com/watch?v=62t8CwD9rWQ

Maury wants to know :)

Timon 06-27-2006 05:53 AM

Where Is Joesho!!??

NoComments 06-27-2006 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
Where Is Joesho!!??

He doesn't have GFY license...

PETA 06-27-2006 07:44 AM

Shameful, absolutely shameful.

I am disgusted by what I see. The 420manatee is a very rare and precious species and should not be subject to this sort of teatment by you awful human beings.

To expect this beautiful creature to answer these sorts of charges, to expect this wonderful fellow spaceship earth traveler to take responsibility for his actions, to expect this marvelous, playful, clown of the sea to answer these types of questions is completely reprehensible.

It's not enough to run him over with an outboard motor propellor? It's not enough to hit him with your boats? It's not enough to destroy his natural habitat on a daily basis? Now you are going to subject him to the humiliation of facing up to his lies and misdeeds?

Humans really do suck.

Anthony 06-27-2006 07:56 AM

Joesho makes a habit of calling people out.

Here he tries to imply he's some type of fighter, even name drops Team Quest in there.

Have you seen his pic? Who is he fooling?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho
Thank you Boneprone you have just put an explanation point on my reason in starting the thread anyway...

BP4L is not Gangsters.... but yet the groupies, talk like they are.... I just wanted to clarify that....

Just a group of guys out to do some biz just like everyone else here... (I like a lot of the BP4L any way) just a few bad apples that need a reality check from time to time,

Oh and I go to those fights at the Roseland all the time, was gonna fight in one last year till I talked to the guys at team quest, and they told me there was no prize money!!!


My point here is this, Just being BP4L is not a big prize... it is filled with false reputations, and liars that do not make, or are not capable of doing what they say...

I think what you have done with BP4L was fabulous, until I seen the movement full of snakes ready to strike at the first opportunity.. If you still only had REAL players (and I know there are a few with ya..) I would think differently, and I think you know what I mean, after all you are a smart guy..

If me calling out the fakers in your group , and calling a spade a spade is upsetting to you, why don't you think about what you are doing, and how your high placed figures have a knife in the back of the place that helped form BP4L into what it is today..... TRUE family's show respect, they do not try to subversly knife someone... What would happen in your Asian structure if some newer members became powerful, and decided that they could overthrow the the hand that fed them? what would happen? You know what would happen, and you know the right thing to do... what are you gonna do?
:)


Timon 06-27-2006 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PETA
Shameful, absolutely shameful.

I am disgusted by what I see. The 420manatee is a very rare and precious species and should not be subject to this sort of teatment by you awful human beings.

To expect this beautiful creature to answer these sorts of charges, to expect this wonderful fellow spaceship earth traveler to take responsibility for his actions, to expect this marvelous, playful, clown of the sea to answer these types of questions is completely reprehensible.

It's not enough to run him over with an outboard motor propellor? It's not enough to hit him with your boats? It's not enough to destroy his natural habitat on a daily basis? Now you are going to subject him to the humiliation of facing up to his lies and misdeeds?

Humans really do suck.


Dear PETA,

I appreciate your concern for the wellbeing of America's marine mammals and your point regarding our scrutiny into the dealings of a 420manatee specimen that goes by the name of Joesho is well taken.

However said 420manatee specimen has taken it upon himself to venture out of his native habitat in order to offer seed venture capital and an incubation program to emerging startups in the online surfmastering industry and has tendered for the submission of business plans of said startups.

With the expectation that said 420manatee specimen shall have privileged access to proprietary business strategies, trade secrets, proprietary technologies and yet to be patented inventions we deem it essential that said 420manatee specimen be subject to due diligence and investigation into his past business dealings, criminal record and financial history.

We hereby kindly request that you permit us to perform said due diligence on behalf of said startups into said 420manatee specimen in order to satisfy all parties involved in the integrity, reliability and financial strength of said 420manatee specimen.

Sincerely on behalf of the Mayflower Possy,

Timon

Rolo 06-27-2006 08:22 AM

Joesho have pretty much tried to pick a fight with everyone doing the last 3 years of his online life... which is strange, because usual Manatees are peaceful animals. Maybe its a birth defect?

Timon 06-27-2006 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Maybe its a birth defect?

It's an aquired defect. The damage is usually sustained in small amounts daily at around 4:20pm.

PETA 06-27-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
Dear PETA,

I appreciate your concern for the wellbeing of America's marine mammals and your point regarding our scrutiny into the dealings of a 420manatee specimen that goes by the name of Joesho is well taken.

However said 420manatee specimen has taken it upon himself to venture out of his native habitat in order to offer seed venture capital and an incubation program to emerging startups in the online surfmastering industry and has tendered for the submission of business plans of said startups.

With the expectation that said 420manatee specimen shall have privileged access to proprietary business strategies, trade secrets, proprietary technologies and yet to be patented inventions we deem it essential that said 420manatee specimen be subject to due diligence and investigation into his past business dealings, criminal record and financial history.

We hereby kindly request that you permit us to perform said due diligence on behalf of said startups into said 420manatee specimen in order to satisfy all parties involved in the integrity, reliability and financial strength of said 420manatee specimen.

Sincerely on behalf of the Mayflower Possy,

Timon


Silly human.

The Manatee has a special place in our world and is not open to your scrutiny. If a manatee makes a claim, you can count on it being true. For instance, if a manatee were to claim, lets say, that he has $25 million dollars to invest in various projects, you can feel safe knowing that he indeed has access to $25 million dollars to invest. Manatees are not subject to stupid human laws, they are above that. Manatees do not lie, manatees do not cheat, manatees do not manipulate. Manatees simply are.

To question a manatee's motives is somewhat akin to questioning the motives of a republican administration in the United States. When dealing with them you know right up front that you are dealing with integrity that is above both question and reproach. When in their presence you know that you can trust them with your money, your family and your life. They know what is good for you. They will handle the bad guys and steer you to ultimate success.

Trust them.

So, your request to investigate this particular specimen of the 420manatee must be respectfully declined. The simple fact that he is a manatee should satisfy any and all questions that you may have regardng his behavior, his actions nd his motives. He is simple the clown of the sea and must be allowed to engage in his native behavior without inteference of ugly, mean human beings.

So, please remove this thread immediately and issue an apology to all manatees that may have read this and become offended by it.

If you do not, remember, we know who you are and will not hesitate to throw fake blood on you out in public.

Sincerely.

PETA

We love cute and cuddly animals.

P.S. Aren't you black? Having requests and threads such as this from an oppressed member of society is extremely worrisome. You have experienced all the worst that a human being can do to another human being. To think that you would think that it was ok to expose a fellow creature to the same sort of oppression that your people have been exposed to is just wrong.

Bad bad n*&^o. Shame on you.

NoComments 06-27-2006 08:59 AM

PETA, stick to 5 liners, or put 5 liner cuff notes

Nicky 06-27-2006 09:01 AM

wow, I shouldnt sleep, you guys are kicking it here without me :Oh crap :)

PETA 06-27-2006 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
PETA, stick to 5 liners, or put 5 liner cuff notes

1. Manatees are above reproach much like President George Bush, you can trust them.
2. Request denied.
3. Tmon is a black man and should know better.
4. We throw blood on people.
5. We love cuddly animals.

Holly Lez! 06-27-2006 10:02 AM

LMAO that is Jake formerly of Cybersocket and Curious Toy Boy

NoComments 06-27-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PETA
3. Tmon is a black man and should know better.

Timon is the worst of them all:
young, rich and with ton of free time on his hands....
How do you fight the animal like this?

Rolo 06-27-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
Timon is the worst of them all:
young, rich and with ton of free time on his hands....
How do you fight the animal like this?

According to a board owner, then people who fight with their intellect should be shot by those who do not.

Can a Manatee legally own weapons?

Nicky 06-27-2006 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
According to a board owner, then people who fight with their intellect should be shot by those who do not.

Can a Manatee legally own weapons?

I hope they cant, since this particular manatee cant fight with his "intellect" :)

NoComments 06-27-2006 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
I hope they cant, since this particular manatee cant fight with his "intellect" :)

maybe it's society fault? Maybe he came from broken home and didn't have high school education?

Anthony 06-27-2006 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
maybe it's society fault? Maybe he came from broken home and didn't have high school education?

I remember guys like joe in High School.

We called them Burn outs.

Rolo 06-27-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
maybe it's society fault? Maybe he came from broken home and didn't have high school education?

Its the drugs - that sea weed he has been chewing is not the normal stuff :winkwink:

Nicky 06-27-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Its the drugs - that sea weed he has been chewing is not the normal stuff :winkwink:

Yea the sea weed is bad nut I think it's sniffing the Colombian sea shells that's really taking a spin at him

Rolo 06-27-2006 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I remember guys like joe in High School.

We called them Burn outs.

You mean burnouts like this :

Quote:

While passing through the area on January 2, 1998, Jim Tobey from the Grays Harbor County Health Department observed open burning in progress on the site. He saw heavy black smoke coming from burn piles containing asphalt roofing. Mr. Tobey did not contact the parties present at the scene on January 2, 1998, but did report the incident to Grays Harbor County Fire Marshal, Lance Talley.

IV.

January 5, 1998, Fire Marshal Talley went to the scene and saw burn piles smoldering on the site. The piles contained remnants of creosoted timbers and asphalt roofing. No one was present on the site during this January 5 visit.

V.

On January 7, 1998, Fire Marshal Talley returned to the site and observed three people burning two piles of debris containing petroleum-based products. He talked to Joe Jekel, who identified himself as the owner of the property. He informed Mr. Jekel that open burning at that location required a permit and that burning prohibited material like asphalt shingles and creosoted timbers was not allowed at all.

VI.

On January 27 further burning at the site was observed by Jim Tobey and reported to Fire Marshal Talley. Mr. Tobey saw people actively tending burn piles that contained what appeared to be asphalt shingles. The piles were producing thick black smoke. No contact was made with the parties on the site.

VII.

On January 30, 1998, Assistant Chief for Grays Harbor Fire District #7, Rob Kohler saw open burning on the site giving off dense black smoke. He did not stop and examine the burn piles, but reported the observation to Fire Marshal Talley. A nearby property owner also called in a complaint on January 30 about dense smoke coming from burn piles on the site.

VIII.

Mr. Backus does not live adjacent to the site and was not contacted by regulatory or fire department personnel during the month of January 1998 about the illegal burning. While Mr. Jekel testified that Boaz Backus was aware of the burning and present on the site on January 7, 1998, Mr. Backus disclaims any knowledge of the burning or any presence on the site during January 1998. No third party witnesses observed Mr. Backus on the site during the burning incidents.

IX.

Joe Jekel was on site during the January 7 burn and had employees working on the site later in January 1998. He was separately cited by OAPCA for his burning activities on this property.

X.

Since the burning violations were brought to Mr. Backus? attention there have been additional fires on this site. Mr. Backus suggests that people may be using the area to have bonfires and drink beer, but cites no specific action he has taken to deter this type of activity.

XI.

Information regarding the burning observed on this site was forwarded to OAPCA for appropriate action. Executive Director, Charles Peace, reviewed the material and established the penalty amounts. He assessed a penalty of $500 for the first incident on January 2, 5, and 7, 1998. He assessed $2,000 in connection with the January 27 burn and $5,000 for the third occurrence on January 30, 1998. The penalties, issued on August 13, 1998, were set at the maximum under OAPCA?s governing Civil Penalty Guidelines because Mr. Peace concluded that the burns were flagrant violations.
http://www.eho.wa.gov/searchdocument...19%20final.htm

So Joesho intentionally breaks the law, and pollutes mother nature, so he can save a few bucks... he makes baby manatees cry :Oh crap

NoComments 06-27-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
You mean burnouts like this :

http://www.eho.wa.gov/searchdocument...19%20final.htm

So Joesho intentionally breaks the law, and pollutes mother nature, so he can save a few bucks... he makes baby manatees cry :Oh crap

Quote:

On January 7, 1998, Fire Marshal Talley returned to the site and observed three people burning two piles of debris containing petroleum-based products. He talked to Joe Jekel, who identified himself as the owner of the property. He informed Mr. Jekel that open burning at that location required a permit and that burning prohibited material like asphalt shingles and creosoted timbers was not allowed at all.
He is a risk taker and if I had 25 mils, I wouldn't hesitate a split second to entrust him with the money. He is good, as far as people who lent him $800,000 were concerned, and their due diligence and intelligence is all I'd need.


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