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Rolo 06-29-2006 10:33 AM

Joesho The Manatee, when he took the music industry with storm!

http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151659.wma

(DRM - only 3 free plays, then you have to pay... Manatees got to earn a buck where they can)

Nicky 06-29-2006 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?

Im pretty sure they are not, they are a lower form of life

Rolo 06-29-2006 11:06 AM

Unfortunally his next single "Manatee Man" was a big flop... critics blamed him for not catering to his Hip Hop fanbase with his "new sound". Joesho The Manatee kept saying he wanted to record his own music, and not be ruled by the corporate music industry. He even looked into changing his name to "The Symbol", and build an amusement park for Manatees in his backyard.

Later the record label "Weed Tracks" cancelled a planned world tour, but due to the wonders of the internet, then we can still enjoy his music:

Manatee Man : http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151663.wma

:)

Nicky 06-29-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Unfortunally his next single "Manatee Man" was a big flop... critics blamed him for not catering to his Hip Hop fanbase with his "new sound". Joesho The Manatee kept saying he wanted to record his own music, and not be ruled by the corporate music industry. He even looked into changing his name to "The Symbol", and build an amusement park for Manatees in his backyard.

Later the record label "Weed Tracks" cancelled a planned world tour, but due to the wonders of the internet, then we can still enjoy his music:

Manatee Man : http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151663.wma

:)

fucking :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-29-2006 11:55 AM

http://www.colby-enterprises.com/fanclubsample.jpg

Matiz 06-29-2006 12:34 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nicky 06-29-2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

wow, only selected few get one of these.

Vick 06-29-2006 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors! :upsidedow


Been there, saw sea cows.

Timon 06-29-2006 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Joesho The Manatee, when he took the music industry with storm!

http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151659.wma

(DRM - only 3 free plays, then you have to pay... Manatees got to earn a buck where they can)

And who can forget the famous song about Joesho by Daryl Hall & John Oates, Manatee:

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee

Kimo 06-30-2006 12:14 AM

lol, wtf? i thought this was real until halfway down the first page

Degenerate 06-30-2006 12:19 AM

Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

NoComments 06-30-2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
lol, wtf? i thought this was real until halfway down the first page


that long it took ya!?

Rolo 06-30-2006 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate
Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

Agreed - I think Joesho The Manatee needs a hobby...

Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, and Pathetic - is no way to go thru life.

I suggest he does a spiritual journey to his cousins - the Dugong - in the indian ocean. Take a swim in the Holy Ganga rive too wash off his sins, and then find his better inner self in the Holy city of Varanasi :thumbsup

Timon 06-30-2006 02:21 AM

Dugongs are so much better than manatees.

Timon 06-30-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate
Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

This IS my hobby ;)

NoComments 06-30-2006 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
This IS my hobby ;)


Timon,
do you have any plans for the Encore?
;)

NoComments 06-30-2006 03:37 AM

Quote:

2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?
http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

Timon 06-30-2006 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
Timon,
do you have any plans for the Encore?
;)

The first act has barely started and you are already talking about the encore? ;)

Rolo 06-30-2006 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

Another major step for the Manatee :1orglaugh

sarettah 06-30-2006 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
And who can forget the famous song about Joesho by Daryl Hall & John Oates, Manatee:

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee


And don't forget the old favorite "Poor 420 Manatee" penned by Warden Zeevon and made a hit by the beautiful Linda Bongstadt

:thumbsup

Well, you do your best just to be an ass
and most of the folks can't see
But the oldtimers won't buy your shit
Poor, poor 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you made your name out on GFY
Posting all sorts of shit
Even picking fights with big Asians
Thinking it won't hurt a bit

Yes, you really made your bed this time
thinking you might be a contender
Made all sorts of claim to fame
And being a big spender

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Too bad you're no longer an endangered specie
R-n have mercy on thee!
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you had a friend from Puerto Rico
Sent him down to Panamama
You stabbed him in the back once or twice
Forgetting all about the karma

Yes you fucked him over pretty good
trying to kill off all his business
Saying you were just trying to help
too bad there was a witness

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Pedro made the mistake of trusting thee
But didn't take him long to see
420, 420 manatee!

Then there is that thing on Oprano
you came in with a big swagger
gonna throw out all the old blood there
cause they had seen your dagger

Yeah, you told them they could all go to hell
but then you read the contract
found out what you agreed to spelled it all out
had to leave there with your head down

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee...

Nicky 06-30-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

now we are talking :1orglaugh

Timon 06-30-2006 08:41 AM

Thanks for your wonderful contribution Sarettah, some good lyrics and excellent background info on Joesho there

Vick 06-30-2006 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
And don't forget the old favorite "Poor 420 Manatee" penned by Warden Zeevon and made a hit by the beautiful Linda Bongstadt

:thumbsup

Well, you do your best just to be an ass
and most of the folks can't see
But the oldtimers won't buy your shit
Poor, poor 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you made your name out on GFY
Posting all sorts of shit
Even picking fights with big Asians
Thinking it won't hurt a bit

Yes, you really made your bed this time
thinking you might be a contender
Made all sorts of claim to fame
And being a big spender

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Too bad you're no longer an endangered specie
R-n have mercy on thee!
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you had a friend from Puerto Rico
Sent him down to Panamama
You stabbed him in the back once or twice
Forgetting all about the karma

Yes you fucked him over pretty good
trying to kill off all his business
Saying you were just trying to help
too bad there was a witness

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Pedro made the mistake of trusting thee
But didn't take him long to see
420, 420 manatee!

Then there is that thing on Oprano
you came in with a big swagger
gonna throw out all the old blood there
cause they had seen your dagger

Yeah, you told them they could all go to hell
but then you read the contract
found out what you agreed to spelled it all out
had to leave there with your head down

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee...

:bowdown :bowdown

Rolo 06-30-2006 01:07 PM

Damn its past 420, and no sign of Joesho the Manatee... did someone catch him while he went for swim in the river? :helpme

gleem 06-30-2006 03:35 PM

you guys are fucking evil :lol:

Timon 07-01-2006 12:27 AM

I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

Dagwolf 07-01-2006 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

That's a long interview!

What's a Manatee edition? I'm too tired to read the whole thread tonight.

Rolo 07-01-2006 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

That is great - maybe we can even get some comments before he fights at Internext as he promised :thumbsup

Timon 07-01-2006 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
That is great - maybe we can even get some comments before he fights at Internext as he promised :thumbsup

Yes, once we get through the first set of questions we may surprise everyone with a second set of follow up questions :)

NoComments 07-01-2006 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
That's a long interview!

What's a Manatee edition? I'm too tired to read the whole thread tonight.


it's OK, I'm sure you'll find time in the next 2 months to catch up

Nicky 07-01-2006 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon
Yes, once we get through the first set of questions we may surprise everyone with a second set of follow up questions :)

Great, cant wait till when he come in here and answer :upsidedow

NoComments 07-03-2006 05:30 AM

what if he was cut by a propeller?

Rolo 07-03-2006 07:58 AM

Maybe he is on the run with Ramos :helpme

Nicky 07-03-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
what if he was cut by a propeller?

Poor guy, you can only hope it was a deep cut

<>< 07-08-2006 04:50 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 09-12-2007 03:00 PM

bizzump

:)

Joesho 09-12-2007 03:08 PM

If you have taken the time to read this far , then you owe it to yourself to buy a good cheap hardlink and start to make some money!!!

www.69pk.com/hardlinks.php


BTW Thanks for the bump Jimmy

jimthefiend 09-12-2007 03:08 PM

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_C...2-joshuap2.gif

jimthefiend 09-12-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 13078372)
If you have taken the time to read this far , then you owe it to yourself to buy a good cheap hardlink and start to make some money!!!

www.69pk.com/hardlinks.php


BTW Thanks for the bump Jimmy

You're a god damned idiot.

BradM 09-12-2007 03:20 PM

I was going to buy their FuckinHorny software to run an 11k adbuy on, but after Joesho started to let loose on Jim I decided to just put their rep on ignore. I don't do business with immature assfucking clowns.

Joesho 09-12-2007 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13078428)
I was going to buy their FuckinHorny software to run an 11k adbuy on, but after Joesho started to let loose on Jim I decided to just put their rep on ignore. I don't do business with immature assfucking clowns.

WellBradM that is too bad to hear, given the fact Jims past and how he treats people

Like:

1.) wish death and dismemberment on them or their kids
2.) lie about them
3.) bash them after working for them
4.) borrow money like 40 bucks yet calls himself a baller and professes to know all to people here

5.) ah well you get the point, no need to type it all out here again and again ...

Is Jim an asshole, well yes, did I call him on it , well yes ...

You were not going to buy anything , our software is free!!!!

and we even pay the bandwith on the videos, so users have nothing to lose by using it .
I am sure the smart business people will realize that this software is an awesome way for them to test the web 2.0 marketplace without the need for any stolen content or any other bullshit involved.

Too bad you do not see the value and make a decision based on your own imaturity as what Jim has done to people is far worst than me calling him out for being an asshole. and I believe you also yourself go off on people here too. hmmm keep on keeping BradM good luck to you bud, I wish you well and when you grow up and become an adult, let me know we will have a good product for you to use then too.

BradM 09-12-2007 03:51 PM

heh, the above post shows exactly what I am talking about. I deny you, and you go off on a 12 year old girl tangent claiming I am not an adult and I should see the value of you and your "product".

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Those drugs REALLY fucked with your brain, "son". See how that works? I can try to be condescending too. Douche.

jimthefiend 09-12-2007 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 13078550)
WellBradM that is too bad to hear, given the fact Jims past and how he treats people

Like:

1.) wish death and dismemberment on them or their kids
2.) lie about them
3.) bash them after working for them
4.) borrow money like 40 bucks yet calls himself a baller and professes to know all to people here

5.) ah well you get the point, no need to type it all out here again and again ...

Is Jim an asshole, well yes, did I call him on it , well yes ...

You were not going to buy anything , our software is free!!!!

and we even pay the bandwith on the videos, so users have nothing to lose by using it .
I am sure the smart business people will realize that this software is an awesome way for them to test the web 2.0 marketplace without the need for any stolen content or any other bullshit involved.

Too bad you do not see the value and make a decision based on your own imaturity as what Jim has done to people is far worst than me calling him out for being an asshole. and I believe you also yourself go off on people here too. hmmm keep on keeping BradM good luck to you bud, I wish you well and when you grow up and become an adult, let me know we will have a good product for you to use then too.

But yet, the only one in this thread who's reneged on $800k worth of debt is you. :eek7


The fact that you IGNORED this 1 year old thread until TODAY is highly amusing by the way.

Go fuck yourself you fat tub of shit.

The only pathetic scammer in here is YOU.

BradM 09-12-2007 03:54 PM

For the record, you charge 40c per gig or a 10% skim. That means you charge for the your service. That isn't free.

So now you're a liar, son. See I call you son, because I am trying to be a condescending dick.

BradM 09-12-2007 03:55 PM

When you stop doing drugs Joesho, you will see the value in what I say and most people believe.

Then maybe I will do business with you. But right now frankly, you're just WAY too stupid.

Joesho 09-12-2007 03:59 PM

Yet I have two new cars, a NICE house in one of the best areas of Las Vegas
a 24' boat out at the marina on Lake Mead. I am going to Amsterdam in two weeks and staying at what some people say is the nicest hotel on the square .
(I am gonna party my balls off BTW) and do a little business while I am there .

I eat good, My wife goes shopping when she wants, and my daughter has everything she could possibly want. and I dont owe anyone in this business a dime.

I sleep good at night, and exercise daily, ahh Life is good.

and what are you doing today Jim? how is your life?

Maybe you should have been a little nicer to people along the way huh. too bad no one actually steps in and gives you a hand , wonder why that is Jim? I don't .

Joesho 09-12-2007 04:08 PM

Hey BradM why dont you give your buddy Jim a Job? I offered him one to sell link spots and he turned it down.

BradM 09-12-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 13078673)
Hey BradM why dont you give your buddy Jim a Job? I offered him one to sell link spots and he turned it down.

Because he's not my buddy, I don't like him. I just think you're a fucking asshole. You could be a dick to him or anyone else on the board and I'd have the same opinion of you.

You're a very small minded silly little person who no longer deserves my attention.

one eight 09-12-2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 13078609)
and I dont owe anyone in this business a dime.


You sure about that Joe..?

You seem to have reached a new low, lately.. um congrats. Don't get too high and mighty with your $1 links. :1orglaugh I'll keep quiet about it for now.

jimthefiend 09-12-2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 13078878)
You sure about that Joe..?

You seem to have reached a new low, lately.. um congrats. Don't get too high and mighty with your $1 links. :1orglaugh I'll keep quiet about it for now.

:):):):)


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