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Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 07:13 PM

Post the best Business advice/tip/trick and win $1200 in prizes!
 
Alright post the best business advice you can give anyone and everyone.
Tips, tricks, how to make millions, whatever you want... If someone can benefit from it please post it.

Whoever posts the best advice (will be chosen by someone, I'm not sure who yet) will get the following prizes:

TopBucks will give the winner one week in a top spot of the popunder console for teensforcash (2nd best selling site after milf seeker).

Adult.com & Playboy Cash will give the winner portable DVD player (Apex PD-450).

PhotoGregg Content will give the winner $250 worth of content from the store.

TrumpCash will give the winner $100 via paypal!

ATO Scripts will give the winner a free copy of Gallery Admin

The winner will be announced hopefully by April 1st!

Rules:
* 1 Advice/Tip/Trick per post!
* Unlimited number of entries per person.
* The single best advice will win ALL the prizes.
* Don't copy anything from any webmaster resources.

Let the posting begin!!!! :thumbsup

BradM 03-18-2004 07:14 PM

- Upsell. Make sure to offer your visitor as much diversity as possible to retain your traffic and upsell them.

gutter 03-18-2004 07:14 PM

go away

Axeman 03-18-2004 07:15 PM

Don't be afraid to think outside the box and give your ideas a fair try. Failure happens all the time, but you will get rewarded eventually for your relentlessness and creativity.


- Brent Axford

Anna_O 03-18-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gutter
go away
Be kind, he is trying to do something constructive anyway :)

tical 03-18-2004 07:16 PM

why make billions when you can make millions? remember that!

gutter 03-18-2004 07:16 PM

carpe diem...seize the carp

StuartD 03-18-2004 07:17 PM

Nice contest :thumbsup

Anna_O 03-18-2004 07:17 PM

Oh, and a tip: Multiply whatever you are doing that works for you. Don't put time into the things that don't.

MattO 03-18-2004 07:18 PM

YOU GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY

zentz 03-18-2004 07:19 PM

great post oracle :thumbsup

gutter 03-18-2004 07:19 PM

love those who love you
help those who help you
fuck those who fuck you

djhits 03-18-2004 07:19 PM

a surfer is a meal ticket grab onto him and dont let him go

Nicky 03-18-2004 07:20 PM

Get partner accounts with tgps and linklists, then build build build, submit submit submit then repeat!!

zentz 03-18-2004 07:21 PM

if you already havent, switch to niche

Rebel D 03-18-2004 07:21 PM

Deal with DH and company at GTS they will definatley Make ya rich.!!! best advice i could give other then never eat seafood on Mondays

- Jesus Christ - 03-18-2004 07:24 PM

If you fuck with the sufer/webmaster your sites are never gonna last long term.

Sly_RJ 03-18-2004 07:24 PM

I have no advice. I'm stoopid. Please educate me.

- Jesus Christ - 03-18-2004 07:28 PM

Filter forign traffic.... Its like putting a magical spell on your conversions.

http://www.maxmind.com/app/geoip_country

davis 03-18-2004 07:35 PM

Ideas cannot be protected (except by an NDA), so when a good idea comes your way, dont feel bad for taking it.

Ideas are meant for the taking... even if they're not yours! Jump on it quick, and jump on it hard... and make the Idea actually worth something, while others are still thinking about it. =)

gornyhuy 03-18-2004 07:46 PM

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Spunky 03-18-2004 07:48 PM

Thats if these companies would make you their spokesman for any cash give away...what a load of shit..I don't believe two fucking words out of this trolls mouth

Ic3m4nZ 03-18-2004 07:51 PM

Don't pop a lot of fucking useless consoles and everyone will be happy.

WarChild 03-18-2004 07:57 PM

It's a small world. Our world of webmasters is even smaller. Treat everybody you do business with, no matter how small they are, with the same respect you would treat you biggest client/customers with. A little respect goes a long ways.

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
It's a small world. Our world of webmasters is even smaller. Treat everybody you do business with, no matter how small they are, with the same respect you would treat you biggest client/customers with. A little respect goes a long ways.
So fucking true. :thumbsup

raster 03-18-2004 08:04 PM

If you work from home, always ensure you try and get the most productivity out of your day.

Create a business plan, set weekly measureable goals and see if you meet your goals.

smokerboy 03-18-2004 08:09 PM

Best piece of advice - NEVER share you best piece of advice - others will use it to your disadvantage :)

jaYMan 03-18-2004 08:14 PM

Go all in.

Morgan 03-18-2004 08:17 PM

B.L.A.S.H. (Buy Low And Sell High)

doornx 03-18-2004 08:21 PM

test and retest till you find something that makes money...then multiply the thing that made you money as much as you possibly can :thumbsup

torrey 03-18-2004 08:21 PM

Dont be affraid to take your own path. -Pornslinga.com

<IMX> 03-18-2004 08:22 PM

I'm surprised nobody's posted rule number 1.

NEVER RUN OUT OF CASH.

doornx 03-18-2004 08:23 PM

the #1 thing i say though is:

don't put all your eggs in one basket...happened to me before and you can almost start from scratch wich is a real kick in the face (thank you Adult Check )

brand0n 03-18-2004 08:24 PM

put everyone on ignore that has under 2k posts and an ars sig

doornx 03-18-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


The winner will be announced hopefully by April 1st!


better not be an april fools joke

Shoehorn! 03-18-2004 08:26 PM

I think the best advice is only get involved in what you know. If your niche is designing galleries, design galleries and not sell memberships. In other words, stick with what works. That and get a good accountant, that way you can keep as much money as possible. :2 cents:

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx


better not be an april fools joke

lol...naw its real!

Danielle 03-18-2004 08:35 PM

Never forget that you are in the ADVERTISING business and NOT the entertainment business.

Hugs,
Danielle

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
Never forget that you are in the ADVERTISING business and NOT the entertainment business.

Hugs,
Danielle

I disagree

- Jesus Christ - 03-18-2004 09:17 PM

Trust no one. (The truth is out there)

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:23 PM

Do what you love, and the money will follow.

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:26 PM

Keep a running list of any and all ideas you have for new business opportunities. Whenever you're sitting around bored, open the list, grab one of the ideas, and start putting it into action. ALWAYS put your ideas on the list as soon as they hit you. If you're in bed and an idea hits you, write it down and put it in the list the next day. Don't go to sleep without writing it down or chances are you will forget it.

Babagirls 03-18-2004 09:27 PM

Be original, do what you would like to see (put yourself in the customers shoes), refer refer refer, use message boards such as this for tips and advice and help.

thank you and goodnight. :thumbsup

cool1 03-18-2004 09:29 PM

The only advice I can give is to work hard,
don't make an ass of yourself on the webmaster boards.
And you could succeed.

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:29 PM

Money is a circular river flowing into and out of you. If you damn up the river, it will not flow back to you, so don't be afraid to spend money in positive ways. It will come back to you, in larger amounts than you sent out.

$5 submissions 03-18-2004 09:31 PM

Here's my entries:

Time management tips for webmasters
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253699


Realizing that Failure is a necessary condition for Success
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=254316

Applying online marketing processes to webmaster work
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253204

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:38 PM

A friend of mine told me about the dangers of having your hand caught in the monkey gourd...

Some tribes in Africa hunt for monkeys for dinner by first hollowing out a heavy gourd, then putting meat inside the gourd, and then leaving it in the jungle.

A monkey would eventually smell the meat and come around to get some. He'd put his hand inside the gourd and grab the meat.

But... once his fist was closed around the meat he could no longer remove his hand because the opening was too narrow. He wanted the meat so badly that he would not let go. This would slow the monkey down and the hunters then had an easy kill.

So...

Holding on too tightly to something that isn't really working out as good as you'd hoped will just slow you down, and eventually you too will be eaten for dinner. Don't be afraid to let go and run free.

Morgan 03-18-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monkeysnap
A friend of mine told me about the dangers of having your hand caught in the monkey gourd...

Some tribes in Africa hunt for monkeys for dinner by first hollowing out a heavy gourd, then putting meat inside the gourd, and then leaving it in the jungle.

A monkey would eventually smell the meat and come around to get some. He'd put his hand inside the gourd and grab the meat.

But... once his fist was closed around the meat he could no longer remove his hand because the opening was too narrow. He wanted the meat so badly that he would not let go. This would slow the monkey down and the hunters then had an easy kill.

So...

Holding on too tightly to something that isn't really working out as good as you'd hoped will just slow you down, and eventually you too will be eaten for dinner. Don't be afraid to let go and run free.

And for water, the tribesman in some places burrow a hole into a dirt wall and put food into it. the monkey comes, grabs the food, wont let go and the tribesman comes and feeds the monkey rock salt from the earth. The monkey loves the salt, but gets super thirsty fast and the tribesman hides behind a tree, the monkey dying of thirst drops the food in the hole and heads for the nearest pond of water. The tribesman follows the critter and finds his water. The end.

FreeFastHost 03-18-2004 09:52 PM

Don't do business with Oracle Porn.

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Here's my entries:

Time management tips for webmasters
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253699


Realizing that Failure is a necessary condition for Success
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=254316

Applying online marketing processes to webmaster work
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253204

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