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Paul&John 02-15-2012 02:18 PM

Ancient Aliens
 
ok so I watched a few episodes from it and I mostly laugh at stuff they say, but there are still many solid questions/mysteries which haven't been answered yet, like:

- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..
- how did they cut the perfect hieroglyphs into granite stones,
- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond
- how was the rock-cut cave monument in India (granite hill) done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajanta_Caves

etc etc
whats your thought on that? :)

asdasd 02-15-2012 02:20 PM

Powerful information doesn't belong to the weak?

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:20 PM

My thought is that we know exactly how they did it and only simple minded people who refuse to read about it believe in crazy alien stories.

u-Bob 02-15-2012 02:20 PM

How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:21 PM

It's just insane that there still are so many people who think the Pyramids are one big mystery and they were impossible to built so they must've had help.
Just fucking dumb.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18761475)
How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

I did some lines off her tits. No mystery here either.

Emil 02-15-2012 02:26 PM

http://yumeoidaku.info/Blurbs/palpa_runway.jpg

asdasd 02-15-2012 02:29 PM

nice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Lines
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...zca_monkey.jpg

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18761492)

Please, don't tell me you think this is some kind of alien landing strip.
People who believe in that shit need to be shot.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdasd (Post 18761473)
Powerful information doesn't belong to the weak?

How many more times are you gonna edit your post?

NaughtyRob 02-15-2012 02:35 PM

We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens. And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18761524)
We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens. And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

Holy shit, you have to be fucking kidding me?

Where the hell do did you get such ideas? Where do you freaks get this from shit from?

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:37 PM

Tell me what exactly can't be explained and what can't be done today.
And and ofcourse some kind of proof that were half alien or whatever.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 02:37 PM

Let me guess, you are religious, believe in ghosts and are into conspiracies. Am i right?

2MuchMark 02-15-2012 02:42 PM

Just. Stop.

asdasd 02-15-2012 02:42 PM

All bases are belong to anonymous.

Overload 02-15-2012 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 18761466)
ok so I watched a few episodes from it and I mostly laugh at stuff they say, but there are still many solid questions/mysteries which haven't been answered yet, like:

- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..
- how did they cut the perfect hieroglyphs into granite stones,
- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond
- how was the rock-cut cave monument in India (granite hill) done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajanta_Caves

etc etc
whats your thought on that? :)

geez ... the last three hows are so fucking easy ... they used DOLORIT (a stone even harder than granite)

for the first ... enuff manpower and a lil brain can move a mountain :2 cents:

Paul Markham 02-15-2012 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 18761550)
geez ... the last three hows are so fucking easy ... they used DOLORIT (a stone even harder than granite)

for the first ... enuff manpower and a lil brain can move a mountain :2 cents:

Got in before me.

That program is like the one's about the Yeti, Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. All BS.

It used to be that man's ignorance was answered by God made it happen. Now that line is pretty well fucked, it's Aliens made it happen. Watch the programs that explain the problems of space travel and doing something when you or aliens get there.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 03:11 PM

NaughtyRob, i'm still waiting. I mean when you make such claims you must have some kind of evidence right? Otherwise it would be slightly retarded.

Makaveli 02-15-2012 03:33 PM

Look at DF trying his best to be noticed. You're pathetic man.

Coup 02-15-2012 03:35 PM


asdasd 02-15-2012 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18761579)
Got in before me.

That program is like the one's about the Yeti, Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. All BS.

It used to be that man's ignorance was answered by God made it happen. Now that line is pretty well fucked, it's Aliens made it happen. Watch the programs that explain the problems of space travel and doing something when you or aliens get there.

I bet you think we live at the center of the universe as I do and everything exponentially outwards is faster, older, and more advanced. Look at the amount of diversity,
it is very obvious.

Dirty F 02-15-2012 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 18761653)
Look at DF trying his best to be noticed. You're pathetic man.

No no, i'm just waiting for some kind of evidence that we are part alien. Maybe you have it? Maybe you can also point out why the pyramids couldn't be built by humans back then?
You know what, i'm done for today. You have about 8 hours to come up with an answer.

Overload 02-15-2012 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18761707)
No no, i'm just waiting for some kind of evidence that we are part alien. Maybe you have it? Maybe you can also point out why the pyramids couldn't be built by humans back then?
You know what, i'm done for today. You have about 8 hours to come up with an answer.

lol, maybe still googling for a good "starchild" story :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 02-15-2012 04:41 PM

Just my opinion after probably reading too many UFO books since I was a kid, I am 46. And watching all of those shows and listening to coasttocoastam
Nobody has proof. And no, I don't believe in ghosts and all that other stuff but perhaps aliens messed with us and we are hybrids. Its possible.
:upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18761601)
NaughtyRob, i'm still waiting. I mean when you make such claims you must have some kind of evidence right? Otherwise it would be slightly retarded.


CyberHustler 02-15-2012 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18761475)
How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

http://www.mysterypile.com/quimbaya.php

Quimbaya Gold Artifacts

http://www.mysterypile.com/images/quimbaya.jpg

According to mainstream archeology, the pre-columbian Quimbaya culture were believed to have lived in South America from 300 to 1550 CE and are best known for their precise gold and metalwork. The majority of gold pieces discovered are made with a tumbaga alloy with 30% copper, very similar to those accounts mentioned by Plato in his dialogues about the lost city of Atlantis. Among the intricate gold works are several types of insects and two devices that stand out to be aerodynamic in nature and of no other insect known to exist. The pieces look very much like the designs of modern airplanes and incorporate a number of features essentially proving the Quimbaya knew and understood the principals of flight. Scale replicas of the golden flyer were built 5 times larger and tested precisely. Results from the tests showed proved these airplane shaped devices were capable of flight and actually flew without any modifications using modern techniques.



:pimp

MediumPimpin 02-15-2012 05:18 PM

http://cdn2.pornstarblognetwork.com/...stands-for.jpg

asdasd 02-15-2012 05:22 PM

The insects are easily aliens. easily.

seeandsee 02-15-2012 05:30 PM

I will check that documentary... looks interesting

SmutHammer 02-15-2012 05:41 PM

I love these shows.

RyuLion 02-15-2012 06:03 PM

Huh? what? too much distraction! :upsidedow
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...oaqvo1_400.gifhttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...oaqvo1_400.gif

CaptainHowdy 02-15-2012 06:20 PM

The world is my friend ...

uno 02-16-2012 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18762043)
Religion is pure bullshit as is the theory that we evolved from apes

Only thing left is that aliens created humans, which makes perfect sense and the evidence is everywhere. I'd even say they still rule us to this day. Look at all the rituals and weird shit the elite are into- they aint like us

You're a Ron Paul fan, aren't you?

uno 02-16-2012 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18762055)
Of course we are- every single ancient account throughout the world tells this same story of the "gods" aka aliens creating humans, showing DNA and how they rule over us to this day. When people open their eyes a little bit to a wider perspective it becomes so blatantly obvious that its not even a question.

Of course the truth is being suppressed a nonsense like religion its pushed onto the masses and is considered "normal". So believing in an imaginary god in the sky is perfectly "normal" but if you EVEN MENTION aliens you get laughed at....hmmm thats really all I need to know :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dirty F 02-16-2012 01:27 AM

I have Johnnyclips on ignore. Can't remember why but seeing his quotes it must be because of stupidity.

Jakez 02-16-2012 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 18761466)
- how the hell could those ancient guys move enormous rocks (weighing 10-100 tons), even up to a hill..

A start..


People in that time probably didn't have much else to do so I'm sure there was a lot more brain power focused on moving rocks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 18761466)
- how did the Egyptians made those statues out of granite, when they haven't had tools from diamond

Chiseling?

JFK 02-16-2012 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18761507)
Please, don't tell me you think this is some kind of alien landing strip.
People who believe in that shit need to be shot.

OK then, what is it ?:2 cents:

StickyGreen 02-16-2012 01:59 AM

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18762166&postcount=4

ufscripter 02-16-2012 02:04 AM

I've watched a few parts, it think its up to viewers if they will believe it or not...

Jakez 02-16-2012 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 18762492)

lol..

If aliens came here that long ago, from what, millions of lightyears away? And we still can't find a trace of them out there today, don't you think they would have done a bit more here than build a fucking sand castle? :1orglaugh

Dirty F 02-16-2012 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18762472)
OK then, what is it ?:2 cents:

Wait, so the only option for you is an alien landing strip? Are you serious?

Aliens who came from millions of lightyears away, who warp through galaxies faster than the speed of light need a landing strip to land on?

Once again, are you serious?

Paul&John 02-16-2012 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18762467)
A start..


People in that time probably didn't have much else to do so I'm sure there was a lot more brain power focused on moving rocks?

now that is pretty impressive :) but what about something like this:

at 40:14... 1000 ton stones/each :|


(at 4:43)


about the hieroglyphs from 30:00

DamianJ 02-16-2012 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18761524)
We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens.

Science disagrees with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18761524)
And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.

It can all be, and has been explained.

Sigh.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 04:25 AM

So do any of you guys have some sort of evidence for all these crazy claims? Or is it all based on half assed shows on History Channel that are made to attract as much idiots as possible?

Chezter 02-16-2012 04:41 AM

I love books by Daniken and I have also read many other similar author, Ancient aliens are good, but sometimes they should be more sceptical.
I really like this topic and even "normal" history is my hobby and after all this I really believe they must have visited us. I dont know if they helped people to build something or so, but they have been here for sure. It is hard to explain to someone who cannot accept this. I think the biggest proofs are from ancient text where there are stories about UFO's shaped like shields flying in the skies. That really could not be planet Venus, comet, bird or anything people created back then. They also had no reason to write about something like that if it did not really happened. This happened for example when Alexander the great fought battle in India. Well, there are so many other proofs these days.
And the latest estimated number for exoplanets only in our galaxy is 500 billion...Closest planets similar to Earth are "just" few light years away...

Dirty F 02-16-2012 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18762651)
I love books by Daniken and I have also read many other similar author, Ancient aliens are good, but sometimes they should be more sceptical.
I really like this topic and even "normal" history is my hobby and after all this I really believe they must have visited us. I dont know if they helped people to build something or so, but they have been here for sure. It is hard to explain to someone who cannot accept this. I think the biggest proofs are from ancient text where there are stories about UFO's shaped like shields flying in the skies. That really could not be planet Venus, comet, bird or anything people created back then. They also had no reason to write about something like that if it did not really happened. This happened for example when Alexander the great fought battle in India. Well, there are so many other proofs these days.
And the latest estimated number for exoplanets only in our galaxy is 500 billion...Closest planets similar to Earth are "just" few light years away...

Great story, now show us any kind of evidence for your claims.

Oh, and you are completely wrong on the 500 billion part.

UniqueD 02-16-2012 04:53 AM

http://wanderingamericantravelblog.f...ore-aliens.jpg

Harmon 02-16-2012 04:55 AM

http://files.shroomery.org/files/11-...y_The_game.jpg

Fifty...........

Chezter 02-16-2012 04:55 AM

This is also very interesting
 
This http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case486.htm

We know almost for sure that people had no flying machines except balloons before 19th century, but there are many evidence that people saw such things in sky. So it could not be our technology. It is simple as that, but I don't like ti persuade anyone about "my true" everyone must find it for themselves.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 04:56 AM

Yup, aliens came from planets 1000's or millions of light years away and tought us humans how to stack stones on top of eachother.

And the fact that we know how the humans actually did it and it wasn't that hard doesn't matter ofcourse.
No, the nutjobs don't like logical explanations. There must be something out there so let's just ignore the facts. Facts are boring.


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