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Harmon 02-16-2012 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762662)
Yup, aliens came from planets 1000's or millions of lightyears away and thought us humans how to stack stones on top of eachother.

And the fact that we know how the humans actually did it and it wasn't that hard doesn't matter ofcourse.
No, the nutjobs don't like logical explanations. There must be something out there so let's just ignore the facts. Facts are boring.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jimmycooper 02-16-2012 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762636)
So do any of you guys have some sort of evidence for all these crazy claims? Or is it all based on half assed shows on History Channel that are made to attract as much idiots as possible?

I don't know the exact methodology. It's a pie chart.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18762661)
This http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case486.htm

We know almost for sure that people had no flying machines except balloons before 19th century, but there are many evidence that people saw such things in sky. So it could not be our technology. It is simple as that, but I don't like ti persuade anyone about "my true" everyone must find it for themselves.

Right. Now show us some evidence for your claims.

Oh and someone 200 years ago saw something isn't evidence, fyi.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 05:06 AM

?
Are you guys gonna tell me now there is no evidence whatsoever of your claims?

Wow..

Chezter 02-16-2012 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762656)
Great story, now show us any kind of evidence for your claims.

Oh, and you are completely wrong on the 500 billion part.

Well the number varies a lot from 100 billion to 500 billion. I have seen some late numbers and it is 160 billion planets around stars and maybe another 160 or more without stars. It is all based on the latest data from Kepler and other sources, today estimated number of planets around one star is 1.6, but the problem is there are also many planets without stars and no one is sure now how big the number can be. Data from Kepler from last two motnhs are amazing I'm pretty sure we will have first Earth like rock planet in habitable zone discovered very soon. We live in amazing time.

Chezter 02-16-2012 05:18 AM

And for those who think we are alone in the universe, maybe you will change your mind after you see how BIG it is.
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/sca..._universe_2012

J. Falcon 02-16-2012 05:30 AM

That show is for rednecks.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18762674)
And for those who think we are alone in the universe, maybe you will change your mind after you see how BIG it is.
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/sca..._universe_2012

There is no doubt there must be live out there.
But thinking 5000 years ago aliens flew millions of light years to come here, needed some kind of landing strip in the desert to land, showed us how to stack some stones and then did some alien-human breeding is quite dumb. Actually, it's totally fucking retarded.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18762670)
Well the number varies a lot from 100 billion to 500 billion.

Source?

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jimmycooper 02-16-2012 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762722)
Source?

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I told you. It's on a pie chart.

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Nembrionic 02-16-2012 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18761524)
We are almost without a doubt hybrids of aliens.

Really. And how do we know this?

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And all those things you mentioned and so much more can't be explained and some of them we couldnt even do today.
Right..so..if it can't be explained......it's got to be some higher power?

You know, there was a time when people made concrete(Egyptions). Then, for centuries, the "art" was lost.

In those centuries people said the same thing as you just did. That they couldn't even do it today. And guess what...concrete is back. And there's nothing mystical about it.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18762738)
Really. And how do we know this?

History Channel.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762747)
History Channel.

No, I want him to say it.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by nembrionic (Post 18762761)
no, i want him to say it.

:321gfy

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BIGTYMER 02-16-2012 06:25 AM

Aliens Exist!























http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_crPBCZok0R...ens_640_01.jpg

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 06:31 AM

People crack me up.

"Some people who have been moving rocks for a eons, moved some rocks.. wonder how that happened".... "Aliens!!!.. Duhhh!?!?"

nikki99 02-16-2012 06:39 AM

Jesus Created everything

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18762795)
Jesus Created everything

Well one thing's for sure. He didn't create you. That was the devil's work :1orglaugh

Dirty F 02-16-2012 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18762781)
People crack me up.

"Some people who have been moving rocks for a eons, moved some rocks.. wonder how that happened".... "Aliens!!!.. Duhhh!?!?"

Occam's_razor

Dirty F 02-16-2012 06:49 AM

Nembi, check Facebook, next help once again :)

PR_Glen 02-16-2012 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762669)
?
Are you guys gonna tell me now there is no evidence whatsoever of your claims?

Wow..

come on! didn't you read johnny clips post? he explained all the evidence in there! There are things on this planet and in our lives that we don't have answers to so that means aliens did it!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It kills me that the people who are often the first to trash religion of any kind, say its for weak minded people and go on about how stupid it is and in the next breath talk about how aliens created us. What's the difference?


I'm with Franckie's Razor.. All things being equal, the most BORING of answers is the most likely correct. ;)

nikki99 02-16-2012 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18762796)
Well one thing's for sure. He didn't create you. That was the devil's work :1orglaugh

:mad::mad:

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 07:12 AM

To be fair, Jesus didn't create anyone.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18762846)
come on! didn't you read johnny clips post? he explained all the evidence in there! There are things on this planet and in our lives that we don't have answers to so that means aliens did it!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It kills me that the people who are often the first to trash religion of any kind, say its for weak minded people and go on about how stupid it is and in the next breath talk about how aliens created us. What's the difference?


I'm with Franckie's Razor.. All things being equal, the most BORING of answers is the most likely correct. ;)

:thumbsup

Chezter 02-16-2012 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18762722)
Source?

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NASA :) Just google estimated numbers of exoplanets, there are many recently published articles about this. You also like to use that someone "had to travel millions of light years" and that is of course absolutely wrong. Whole galaxy is about 100 000 light years in diameter. So in fact they needed to travel only tens or hundreds light years, there are millions of planets in this distance.
Maybe Ancient Aliens is stupid show I have seen only 2 episodes so I do not know, but it would be stupid to reprobate whole idea about aliens visiting Earth, because someone just was sensation-seeking.
If you know what Fermi paradox is, than you would know very good explanation for this is that they visited us, but very long time ago. Whole problem is that just someone believes to evidence we have and someone not and that is absolutely right. So until some of them will visit us in the future or we will visit them, this question will still be there.
I would suggest everyone to try to find some information about this on your own.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18762905)
NASA :) Just google estimated numbers of exoplanets

Well, i did that and still didn't get more than 50 billion, and not 500 billion. Do you have some super secret inside sources we don't know about maybe?

And i'm not gonna deny there must be life out there. Just the whole pyramid and breeding thing is totally fucking stupid and based on absolutely nothing!

CyberHustler 02-16-2012 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18761874)
http://www.mysterypile.com/quimbaya.php

Quimbaya Gold Artifacts

http://www.mysterypile.com/images/quimbaya.jpg

According to mainstream archeology, the pre-columbian Quimbaya culture were believed to have lived in South America from 300 to 1550 CE and are best known for their precise gold and metalwork. The majority of gold pieces discovered are made with a tumbaga alloy with 30% copper, very similar to those accounts mentioned by Plato in his dialogues about the lost city of Atlantis. Among the intricate gold works are several types of insects and two devices that stand out to be aerodynamic in nature and of no other insect known to exist. The pieces look very much like the designs of modern airplanes and incorporate a number of features essentially proving the Quimbaya knew and understood the principals of flight. Scale replicas of the golden flyer were built 5 times larger and tested precisely. Results from the tests showed proved these airplane shaped devices were capable of flight and actually flew without any modifications using modern techniques.



:pimp

:thumbsup

brentbacardi 02-16-2012 08:08 AM

Regarding the pyramids, its like this, you are a modern person, do you have the knowledge to:

splice plants together to form hybrids
make your own beer
make gunpowder (by hand)
metalsmith a solid war ready sword
etc...

(Nobody fucking say Google)

so since many people now do not know how to do these things, does not make them impossible. Back in the day people NEEDED to know how to do these things, its just lost knowledge to the general population. So thats how they moved big rocks. At the time, they needed to know how to move big rocks, now in current time, we have no need to know how to move big rocks so nobody really bothers to try and learn...

very simple explanation

Aliens can suck it! Its like fucking unicorns, if they existed why isn't there like a fossil of them or like a chunk of alien ship inside a pyramid? Its just bullshiat.

Aliens are the new religion.

Chezter 02-16-2012 08:14 AM

I have read that article on digg like week ago and now cannot find it. But here you have number 160 billion without "rogue" planets http://www.huliq.com/12092/planet-co...ay-study-finds
Funny part is that life can probably be also on moons of big planets as it now looks more likely to find life on such moon in our solar system then on Mars. This would make the number of possible places where life can be even much much higher. Well, in contrary it is hard to imagine there could be life on those rogue planets somewhere deep in space without any light.
And yes, breeding is after our genome was decoded pretty stupid, since we now can see very well deep in our genetic history.
I just believe they have been here and humans at least saw their machines, for this I think is enough evidence, to say if their interfered somehow we really do not have any evidence if I know. It is also true that no one still explained how Piri Reis map was created, or how those ancient civilizations moved blocks of stone so heavy we still have no machinery that could move them in one piece even today. Maybe aliens were involved maybe not, but the truth is that modern human is 120 000-80 000 years old race. We know really well only last 1100 years, then Roman era, Egypt and little about some more civilizations in recent 5-10 000 years, but the rest of this time is still pretty big mystery for us.

CyberHustler 02-16-2012 08:18 AM

Humans = the Aliens. We're like the only animals here who don't have a natural niche on this planet. That's what my friend Alf told me, and it makes sense.

brentbacardi 02-16-2012 08:18 AM

Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 18763010)
Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Aliens work in mysterious ways :1orglaugh

brentbacardi 02-16-2012 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18763036)
Aliens work in mysterious ways :1orglaugh

Flying jellyfish?

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 18763010)
Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Actually if there is life out there it's most likely waaaaay more advanced. We are a young planet compared to a good part of the universe.
Just imagine a civilization a million years older than us. Or a billion years!

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763120)
Its fairly obvious that they had amazing technology back in ancient times. You have to be not too bright to see this with the pyramids and everything else that is there- not to mention what we don't know

Of course the truth is surpressed

How is that obvious? Enlighten me. Educate me.

Don't post no frekking Google-comment, weird-ass youtube videos with Twilight music etc etc.

TEACH ME.

sixsax 02-16-2012 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 18762658)

Noone knows > Choose craziest possible explanation making the most far out assumptions.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763143)
You've never seen the pyramids or megaliths? Some weighing 200 tons, the thousands of stories of flying machines. BUT the elite say aliens don't exist so then don't exist and the elite say ancient people were primitive so it MUST be true. :1orglaugh

I love how you avoid answering my question, as you people alway do.

I have seen the pyramids etc. Why the hell would I think we couldn't do that ourselves?
You still haven't given me an answer to it.

Here's the thing: you can't grasp the fact that people made those things with A LOT of people and labor. So you assume it's something else. That assumption itself is false, regardless of if you are right or not.

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Anyone who thinks that humans are alone in the universe is brainwashed. Its as simple as that. You believe what authority figures tell you.

Nobody claims there isn't alien life. I certainly don't. But I guess your tunnel vision is preventing you from reading properly.


-edit- you sneaky bastard, you edited your post about alien life.

You went 180. Oh, very credible lol

jimmycooper 02-16-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763132)
Its not rocket science to see this. ....

You can certainly say that again.

PR_Glen 02-16-2012 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763132)
Don't be a selective skeptic

Prove that humans run this planet then if in fact they do. Religion was based on the worship of the sun, stars and planets. Science was created by the elite. Both serve their purposes but will never reveal the truth. Its not rocket science to see this. Anything or anyone that is promoted by the establishment or by society is NOT the truth....

this paragraph is dizzying.. read it to yourself, you will see why...


Nobody said anything about humans running this planet. Nobody runs this planet, it just is. We just happen to live on it. What is this 'elite' nonsense about? Who are these people you are talking about? Don't even try to tell me it is the government, because they are people too, so that logic is broken.

SlammedMedia 02-16-2012 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18761475)
How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

By partying?

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18763161)
this paragraph is dizzying.. read it to yourself, you will see why...

Faith is faith. His worldview is shaped by a different faith and different beliefs than yours. You're no likely to make him see the world in a different way through simple discussion on a porn forum anymore than he's going to convince you that 2+2=5.

The greatest fallacy of these discussions is the insistence of each that logic and facts play a major role, when in fact they don't. You can't disprove a negative and that simple truth is the foundation of the discussion.

SlammedMedia 02-16-2012 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18761528)
Holy shit, you have to be fucking kidding me?

Where the hell do did you get such ideas? Where do you freaks get this from shit from?

It would be totally ignorant not to think we "could" be the result of an alien race.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763179)
I'm saying that they had amazing technology back then. However, we are told they were primitive people which is just LUDICROUS to anyone with a few brain cells. Ergo, the truth is being suppressed

You had a funny way if putting it.

But...for the sake of the argument: "amazing technology" is relative.
During the stone age, making an axe out of flint was "amazing technology"

So, using a copper saw+sand to cut granite blocks was probably "amazing technology" back in those days.

Structures that used leverage were probably "amazing technology" back then.

See what I'm getting at?

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:33 AM

Why the hell are there people saying we don't know how the built the pyramids? Why? We do know how they built them!
Why just ignore that and come up with crazy stories about aliens?
I just don't get this kind of stupidity.

porno jew 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

please obama refund the pubic school system so the next generation isn't educated by youtube videos and the history channel. please?

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18763193)
Why the hell are there people saying we don't know how the built the pyramids? Why? We do know how they built them!
Why just ignore that and come up with crazy stories about aliens?
I just don't get this kind of stupidity.




Because it gives them purpose in life.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 18763188)
It would be totally ignorant not to think we "could" be the result of an alien race.

Occam's razor

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18763197)
Occam's razor

Hang on...while I agree with you...

saying something is very improbable, doesn't make it impossible.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18763198)
Hang on...while I agree with you...

saying something is very improbable, doesn't make it impossible.

I never said that?
*everything* is possible. But why come up with crazy theories while we already know how something happened.


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