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Dirty F 02-26-2012 04:42 PM

The irony. The moron asking people for proof while he is the one with all the nutjob claims and exactly 0 proof. God, what an idiot.

Nembrionic 02-26-2012 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18782991)
The irony. The moron asking people for proof while he is the one with all the nutjob claims and exactly 0 proof. God, what an idiot.


Lol yup, this is insane. There have been many studies regarding our descendance.

Dirty F 02-26-2012 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783002)
Still waiting....

What rhe fuck are you waiting for you delusional imbecile?
www.google.com are you besides being dead stupid also blind?
Or did Google suddenly stopped being a source. Explain please.

Dirty F 02-26-2012 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783011)
Still waiting

Show me some proof

www.youtube.com millions of pieces of proof. Are you stupid? Really, are you?

Dirty F 02-26-2012 05:04 PM

Or is Youtube suddenly not an accepted source anymore. Please explain imbecileboy.

Nembrionic 02-26-2012 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783011)
Still waiting

Show me some proof

Completely in style with you:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient...-pyramids.html
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0328104302.htm
http://www.thekeyboard.org.uk/Who%20...20pyramids.htm

I could ofcourse post more..but I could also tell you to GFY and Google it...completely in style with your narrowminded..er...mind.

Nembrionic 02-26-2012 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18783016)
Or is Youtube suddenly not an accepted source anymore. Please explain imbecileboy.

Fuck you Franck! Of course that's not an acceptable source anymore you fucking imbicile. It's only valid when it suits you.

MaDalton 02-26-2012 05:43 PM

are you guys really discussing if humans were bread from aliens who visited this planet?

Dirty F 02-26-2012 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18783018)
Completely in style with you:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ancient...-pyramids.html
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0328104302.htm
http://www.thekeyboard.org.uk/Who%20...20pyramids.htm

I could ofcourse post more..but I could also tell you to GFY and Google it...completely in style with your narrowminded..er...mind.

Why do you bother. He will call it fake. Made for the sheep by the elite to brainwash us. Only he has the real evidence. On Google and Youtube.

uno 02-26-2012 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18783060)
are you guys really discussing if humans were bread from aliens who visited this planet?

This guy would know, he does the catering for the Bilderberg meetings, Trilateral Commission, Carlyle Group, Haliburton, IMF, WHO, CFR, Blackwater/Xe/Academi and for the local version of the Boy Scouts.

SO WHAT IS IT STEFAN?! What is the real truth of the elites?

MaDalton 02-26-2012 06:07 PM

the truth is: i dont give a shit cause whether true or not it wouldnt change anything in my life. ;)

i just think that denying evolution is quite amusing :)

xholly 02-26-2012 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx (Post 18782705)
There def is more to everything than official theories goes..

One thing that struck me as important was the fact that when near large masses, time moves slightly slower. Maybe it's something they figured out back then and the large mass of the pyramids were part of a failed quest for immortality, even though the slowdown is almost immeasurable unless observing from afar.

please just stop.

relativity causes time to move slowly around a large mass or when travelling at near light speeds. The pyramids are just a tiny mound on the earth (maybe .001% the size of an actual mountain) and will not slow time, but the mass of the warth will.

you can have fun thinking about this if you like, but of course you do know its ridiculous don't you?

xholly 02-26-2012 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18783060)
are you guys really discussing if humans were bread from aliens who visited this planet?

im just here for the lulz and crazy people, no debate here :winkwink:

bns666 02-26-2012 07:44 PM

wow thread evolved :)

uno 02-26-2012 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783274)
What you are really saying is that you are scared of the truth. The truth usually slashes through people's pathetic egos, showing how weak they are. You better believe it affects you. :thumbsup

You can't know the truth. It's all behind alien governmental secrets and alien secret societies! How can it slash through anyone's anything?

The Porn Nerd 02-26-2012 08:30 PM

I have proof aliens are among us:
Paul Markham

TheSquealer 02-26-2012 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx (Post 18782705)
There def is more to everything than official theories goes..

One thing that struck me as important was the fact that when near large masses, time moves slightly slower. Maybe it's something they figured out back then and the large mass of the pyramids were part of a failed quest for immortality, even though the slowdown is almost immeasurable unless observing from afar.

Oh wow.

There's a nugget of wisdom.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 02-26-2012 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783274)
What you are really saying is that you are scared of the truth. The truth usually slashes through people's pathetic egos, showing how weak they are. You better believe it affects you. :thumbsup

lol, what is there to be afraid of?

even if the (absolutely insane) truth came out that we're all aliens - do you think you would stay home tomorrow, stop doing your work and do what..?

nothing would happen but an endless amount of talkshows for the next 2-3 months and then people would turn back to fighting over iPhones and Nike sneakers

did it ever make you wonder that scientists from almost everywhere find proof for the theory of evolution but never ever even once any proof was found for anything else than that?

dont you think that if some dude somewhere digs out a UFO he wouldnt run to the press immediately?

jeeezz... now i am starting to waste time on this bullshit too :Oh crap

MaDalton 02-26-2012 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18783342)
This paragraph doesn't make one bit of sense

i am not surprised that you don't understand it


600 :glugglug

Nembrionic 02-27-2012 10:11 AM

I love how JohnnyClips completely ignored my post with err...proof.

Dirty F 02-27-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18784378)
Mainstream scientists don't have a clue. Everything is a "theory" and they adhere to societal norms. They know nothing. However, people "in the know" know exactly whats going on

Like you right? And your evidence for that is found here right? www.google.com Right?

Dirty F 02-27-2012 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18784453)
I've provided thousands of pieces of evidence. The only reason you don't look at them and think is because society has established their "norms" before you were born and you are programmed/conditioned not to look beyond those norms :2 cents:

Right, and i showed you 1000's of pieces of evidence you are full of shit: www.google.com

Have you gonna through them retardboy?

TheSquealer 02-27-2012 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18784453)
I've provided thousands of pieces of evidence. The only reason you don't look at them and think is because society has established their "norms" before you were born and you are programmed/conditioned not to look beyond those norms :2 cents:

Why do you think YOU are different? How is everyone else programmed, brainwashed etc, yet you have your eyes wide open, you are enlightened, you "get it" etc.?

Why is it that you are not affected by this massive, global conspiracy as you insist everyone who doesn't agree with you is?

Dirty F 02-27-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18784530)
Why do you think YOU are different? How is everyone else programmed, brainwashed etc, yet you have your eyes wide open, you are enlightened, you "get it" etc.?

Why is it that you are not affected by this massive, global conspiracy as you insist everyone who doesn't agree with you is?

Because he found all the secret info on Youtube.

Jakez 03-02-2012 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18784453)
I've provided thousands of pieces of evidence. The only reason you don't look at them and think is because society has established their "norms" before you were born and you are programmed/conditioned not to look beyond those norms :2 cents:

One question: is it possible for you to at least re-read what you posted there and see how crazy it sounds?

pimpmaster9000 03-02-2012 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797017)
It sounds crazy if you've been propagandized by society and told aliens do not exist. The media, society and authority figures won't touch aliens with a 20 foot pole but always promote religion and science, two HUGE scams.

Wake up

If aliens have the technology to travel light years why would they waste time with a less technologically advanced society like humans? There's infinite planets in space and resources are more abundant and are closer on 99% of the other planets so resources can't be the reason. Humans are mental midgets compared to advanced Alien civilizations. We are ants compared to them.

Think about this: did you ever hide from an ant hill? No? Then why would the aliens hide from us? Not only do they not have a reason to visit us, just like you do not have a reason to visit your local ant hill, but they also have no reason to hide.

Its interesting that you see religion as a scam but you embrace an equally flawed idea of aliens hiding? I do not doubt that there is alien life, there's lots of planets and who knows whats out there. But its ridiculous to insist that you know something that the entire scientific community laughs at...

2 possibilities:
1) you are a "special boy" you really see something others don't
2) you want to be a "special boy"

seems like you are living in a fantasy world because reality is not being nice to you...

pimpmaster9000 03-02-2012 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797053)
Aliens most likely (99.999% chance) created the human species.

Just the human species? What/who created the rest then? Theres 300.000 species of insect just for example. You see your anti-evolution theory is just as flawed as the churches version of creationism. Evolution has been proven time after time for many species. Did aliens create this other life too? Why did they create so many imperfect species that died out?

Face reality: a technologically advanced species, like the germans for example, do not make shit cars, or shit products. So why did the aliens create so many imperfect species that died away? Why did they not create humans or animals with super powers?

How about the plants? Who created plants then? Aliens? Why did they not make one super plant that fills out all the needs of every organism??? For example a technologically advanced species does not use 1000 types of fuel for its BMW engines it uses 1 or 2 (gasoline and electric for example). All you claim does not point to anything technologically advanced at all.



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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797053)
An imaginary "God" did not create humans nor did we "evolve" from apes.

Agree 100% about the imaginary god, schizophrenia is a common human fallacy. Evolution has been proven 1000-s of times on 1000-s of species. Just yesterday there was a show on National Geographic about the islandic horse and how it in 100 generations changed from being a warm weather animal to being a cold weather specialist. Pure documented evolution.


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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797053)
They aren't hiding from anybody. They are still here- all the whistleblowers and people who have come forward say they live inside the earth.

Not one single photo exists, not one single video....sound like religion to me LOL a leap of "faith" ...this would also be the first example of a technologically advanced species living UNDER its creation LOL


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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797053)
There are thousands of depictions from ancient times showing these beings ruling over people and meeting with the elite.

In ancient times humans were stupid uneducated shits. They went around with a shitty ass and clubbed their females over the head and dragged them in to caves to fuck....do not take at face value what some ape drew on the wall because his perception of reality was a bit more complex than that of my dog. My dog thinks I'm a god. I love him never the less :)


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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797053)
The elite today do not act like us at all. Not only that but they are extremely shady, engage in bizarre rituals and have all the power in the world. Religion is complete nonsense as is science

science sent men to the moon, you can see the flag with a better telescope...all you have is "other peoples feathers" to decorate your arguments...you are like the church: "science has not explained something so it MUST be the work of god!" LOL you are a religious man but you do not know it LOL

porno jew 03-02-2012 11:05 AM

aliens live inside the earth. thanks for clearing that up.

Dirty F 03-02-2012 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18797231)
Agree 100% about the imaginary god, schizophrenia is a common human fallacy. Evolution has been proven 1000-s of times on 1000-s of species. Just yesterday there was a show on National Geographic about the islandic horse and how it in 100 generations changed from being a warm weather animal to being a cold weather specialist. Pure documented evolution.

Lies created by the secret half alien elite to mind control you.

brassmonkey 03-02-2012 01:41 PM

i fucked a alien her name was rosa :)

xholly 03-02-2012 04:33 PM

these elite dudes sound like some cool mofos, they got all the good shit and all the power. Fuck being on your side, I want in cos im pretty damm l33t.

What do I have to do? Any elite reading gfy please contact me to discuss.

xholly 03-02-2012 04:35 PM

wtf... they live inside the earth, man that is fucking awesome!!!

CyberHustler 03-02-2012 04:41 PM

:1orglaugh

xholly 03-02-2012 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18798736)
You're not elite and never will be. The best thing you can do is stop defending them (which means stop supporting science and religion) so they are exposed and all truth revealed...then we will be free :thumbsup

:( but even if I cant become a full member surely they need peeps to do some of their dirty work for them, I might get preferential treatment later on. Id rather hang with the winning side.

wehateporn 03-02-2012 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xholly (Post 18798749)
:( but even if I cant become a full member surely they need peeps to do some of their dirty work for them, I might get preferential treatment later on. Id rather hang with the winning side.

Get a job with the UN, Goldman Sachs or Monsanto :2 cents:

2012 03-02-2012 05:37 PM

we are aliens. water is not native to this planet. we sprang forth from the loins of waters. water was brought to this rock via comet(s) space dust. something to think about ... when you're stoned.

DamianJ 03-07-2012 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18797017)
It sounds crazy if you've been propagandized by society and told aliens do not exist. The media, society and authority figures won't touch aliens with a 20 foot pole but always promote religion and science, two HUGE scams.

Wake up

Did your tinfoil hat stop you getting all this brainwashing the rest of society has succumbed to?

nikki99 05-11-2012 10:25 AM

do u really believe in Aliens?

is ridiculous

itīs obvious that we all come from the story on the Bible and JesusChrist

sperbonzo 05-11-2012 11:49 AM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_flake_equation.png

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-11-2012 12:03 PM

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-N...g_calculus.png

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2...3l61o1_500.gif

:stoned

ADG

Titan 05-11-2012 12:53 PM

You can do a lot with 100,000 slaves and 20 years.


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