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What is the worst thing a woman can say to you?
Ill start:
"my mother is my best friend" |
i want to have a baby
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only if I get to stick it in your ass first...
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'I'm not that kind of girl'!
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Hi There new dad!
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I want to get married
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I like you as a friend
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...i don't have any feet
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is it in yet?
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"Awwww, that's cute... "
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"ive stopped counting how many guys ive slept with"
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"it's yours"
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"i used to be a man"
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'yo dick is too big i aint suckin that' or 'im not falling for that you just want to stick the tip in' or 'make sure you pull out b4 u nutt':1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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"I'm pregnant... you're going to be a step brother."
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You're brother has a bigger dick
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Quote:
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your dick is little
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The cold Seinfeld classic, "It's not you, it's me."
The other one pisses me off is "Don't cum in my mouth" :1orglaugh |
"I'm calling the police!"
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open up I want to shit in your mouth baby
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"i am going out to coffee with an ex do you mind?"
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37.......
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'can we have a threesome with somebody with a bigger penis maybe u can be the back up'
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OMG this thread is funny...
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"I am bored....."
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"hi honey the girls night out is going great" *male voices in the background*
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'im turning to a woman to hit my g spot'
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'that looks good maybe you can order some of those pills'
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"i am just picking up my anti depressant medication from the drug store" |
"I post as metaman on GFY" :thumbsup
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" Wow did you really like that .. I guess now you can suck my dick as well .. " ........
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Stop it you're hurting me! it's too big!
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Wow, your dick is bigger than my fiancee's
Actually happened to me... I was not aware she was connected... |
"I just shaved my balls."
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"all my single girlfriends are taking a trip to vegas do you think i should join them?"
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Do you have an issue with herpes? I am fine now.
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Was really said - "yeah we should have a threesome. Then we can get another guy and I can watch him do you in the ass."
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