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MetaMan 03-08-2009 07:01 PM

What is the worst thing a woman can say to you?
 
Ill start:

"my mother is my best friend"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-08-2009 07:03 PM

i want to have a baby

Deej 03-08-2009 07:04 PM

only if I get to stick it in your ass first...

LiveDose 03-08-2009 07:04 PM

'I'm not that kind of girl'!

Va2k 03-08-2009 07:07 PM

Hi There new dad!

Spunky 03-08-2009 07:07 PM

I want to get married

loopardo 03-08-2009 07:08 PM

I like you as a friend

digitaldivas 03-08-2009 07:09 PM

...i don't have any feet

GatorB 03-08-2009 07:09 PM

is it in yet?

Shey 03-08-2009 07:13 PM

"Awwww, that's cute... "

MetaMan 03-08-2009 07:13 PM

"ive stopped counting how many guys ive slept with"

BusterBunny 03-08-2009 07:15 PM

"it's yours"

doridori 03-08-2009 07:16 PM

"i used to be a man"

:(

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:16 PM

'yo dick is too big i aint suckin that' or 'im not falling for that you just want to stick the tip in' or 'make sure you pull out b4 u nutt':1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 03-08-2009 07:25 PM

"I'm pregnant... you're going to be a step brother."

Spunky 03-08-2009 07:26 PM

You're brother has a bigger dick

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15601293)
You're brother has a bigger dick

oh snap that would be a bad one:1orglaugh i knew u would come up with a good 1

BVF 03-08-2009 07:30 PM

your dick is little

Azoy? 03-08-2009 07:31 PM

The cold Seinfeld classic, "It's not you, it's me."

The other one pisses me off is "Don't cum in my mouth" :1orglaugh

Sands 03-08-2009 07:31 PM

"I'm calling the police!"

papill0n 03-08-2009 07:31 PM

open up I want to shit in your mouth baby

MetaMan 03-08-2009 07:32 PM

"i am going out to coffee with an ex do you mind?"

Marcus Aurelius 03-08-2009 07:33 PM

37.......

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:36 PM

'can we have a threesome with somebody with a bigger penis maybe u can be the back up'

LiveDose 03-08-2009 07:38 PM

OMG this thread is funny...

Spike D 03-08-2009 07:39 PM

"I am bored....."

MetaMan 03-08-2009 07:41 PM

"hi honey the girls night out is going great" *male voices in the background*

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:45 PM

'im turning to a woman to hit my g spot'

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:46 PM

'that looks good maybe you can order some of those pills'

MetaMan 03-08-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15601446)
'that looks good maybe you can order some of those pills'

or when you meet a new girl:

"i am just picking up my anti depressant medication from the drug store"

Donfoolio 03-08-2009 07:48 PM

"I post as metaman on GFY" :thumbsup

jakethedog 03-08-2009 07:48 PM

" Wow did you really like that .. I guess now you can suck my dick as well .. " ........

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 15601469)
" Wow did you really like that .. I guess now you can suck my dick as well .. " ........

always check 4 balls and chain:1orglaugh ive heard horror stories i know a guy from college made out with a tranny looked like a girl we let it go all nite till it was closing time damn i miss ASU :(

Spunky 03-08-2009 07:54 PM

Stop it you're hurting me! it's too big!

Deej 03-08-2009 07:54 PM

Wow, your dick is bigger than my fiancee's

Actually happened to me... I was not aware she was connected...

Voodoo 03-08-2009 07:55 PM

"I just shaved my balls."

MetaMan 03-08-2009 08:04 PM

"all my single girlfriends are taking a trip to vegas do you think i should join them?"

slapass 03-08-2009 08:05 PM

Do you have an issue with herpes? I am fine now.

mmcfadden 03-08-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15601165)
Ill start:

"my mother is my best friend"

i'll second that one... it may be a couple words but damn... a mothernlaw is the equal to all that sucks the vision and power out of a relationship

slapass 03-08-2009 08:06 PM

Was really said - "yeah we should have a threesome. Then we can get another guy and I can watch him do you in the ass."


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