What is the worst thing a woman can say to you? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 07:01 PM

Ill start:

"my mother is my best friend"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-08-2009, 07:03 PM

i want to have a baby

Deej · 03-08-2009, 07:04 PM

only if I get to stick it in your ass first...

LiveDose · 03-08-2009, 07:04 PM

'I'm not that kind of girl'!

Va2k · 03-08-2009, 07:07 PM

Hi There new dad!

Spunky · 03-08-2009, 07:07 PM

I want to get married

loopardo · 03-08-2009, 07:08 PM

I like you as a friend

digitaldivas · 03-08-2009, 07:09 PM

...i don't have any feet

GatorB · 03-08-2009, 07:09 PM

is it in yet?

Shey · 03-08-2009, 07:13 PM

"Awwww, that's cute... "

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 07:13 PM

"ive stopped counting how many guys ive slept with"

BusterBunny · 03-08-2009, 07:15 PM

"it's yours"

doridori · 03-08-2009, 07:16 PM

"i used to be a man"

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:16 PM

'yo dick is too big i aint suckin that' or 'im not falling for that you just want to stick the tip in' or 'make sure you pull out b4 u nutt'

420 · 03-08-2009, 07:25 PM

"I'm pregnant... you're going to be a step brother."

Spunky · 03-08-2009, 07:26 PM

You're brother has a bigger dick

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

You're brother has a bigger dick

oh snap that would be a bad one

i knew u would come up with a good 1

BVF · 03-08-2009, 07:30 PM

your dick is little

Azoy? · 03-08-2009, 07:31 PM

The cold Seinfeld classic, "It's not you, it's me."

The other one pisses me off is "Don't cum in my mouth"

Sands · 03-08-2009, 07:31 PM

"I'm calling the police!"

papill0n · 03-08-2009, 07:31 PM

open up I want to shit in your mouth baby

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 07:32 PM

"i am going out to coffee with an ex do you mind?"

Marcus Aurelius · 03-08-2009, 07:33 PM

37.......

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:36 PM

'can we have a threesome with somebody with a bigger penis maybe u can be the back up'

LiveDose · 03-08-2009, 07:38 PM

OMG this thread is funny...

Spike D · 03-08-2009, 07:39 PM

"I am bored....."

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 07:41 PM

"hi honey the girls night out is going great" *male voices in the background*

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:45 PM

'im turning to a woman to hit my g spot'

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:46 PM

'that looks good maybe you can order some of those pills'

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

'that looks good maybe you can order some of those pills'

or when you meet a new girl:

"i am just picking up my anti depressant medication from the drug store"

Donfoolio · 03-08-2009, 07:48 PM

"I post as metaman on GFY"

jakethedog · 03-08-2009, 07:48 PM

" Wow did you really like that .. I guess now you can suck my dick as well .. " ........

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

" Wow did you really like that .. I guess now you can suck my dick as well .. " ........

always check 4 balls and chain

ive heard horror stories i know a guy from college made out with a tranny looked like a girl we let it go all nite till it was closing time damn i miss ASU

Spunky · 03-08-2009, 07:54 PM

Stop it you're hurting me! it's too big!

Deej · 03-08-2009, 07:54 PM

Wow, your dick is bigger than my fiancee's

Actually happened to me... I was not aware she was connected...

Voodoo · 03-08-2009, 07:55 PM

"I just shaved my balls."

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 08:04 PM

"all my single girlfriends are taking a trip to vegas do you think i should join them?"

slapass · 03-08-2009, 08:05 PM

Do you have an issue with herpes? I am fine now.

mmcfadden · 03-08-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ill start:

"my mother is my best friend"

i'll second that one... it may be a couple words but damn... a mothernlaw is the equal to all that sucks the vision and power out of a relationship

slapass · 03-08-2009, 08:06 PM

Was really said - "yeah we should have a threesome. Then we can get another guy and I can watch him do you in the ass."

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

i'll second that one... it may be a couple words but damn... a mothernlaw is the equal to all that sucks the vision and power out of a relationship

nothing worse then a chick whos mom is their best friend they spill all of their problems to their mother and it is annoying as fuck.

not to mention the mom will be looking at all problems from a parents perspective.

i left a long term relationship because of this, the chick couldnt seem to understand our problems are our business.

dready · 03-08-2009, 08:10 PM

Is it in yet?

MetaMan · 03-08-2009, 08:11 PM

"i normally only date black guys"

mmcfadden · 03-08-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

nothing worse then a chick whos mom is their best friend they spill all of their problems to their mother and it is annoying as fuck.

not to mention the mom will be looking at all problems from a parents perspective.

i left a long term relationship because of this, the chick couldnt seem to understand our problems are our business.

yup... my ex bitch still can't understand. I was going thru a rough time in 2005 with my ex... her mother, my mothernlaw, was the sole reason I couldn't see my daughter for 4 months.

I had so many fuckin plans to reap her of every joy she may had ever known... but

GatorB · 03-08-2009, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready

Is it in yet?

33 posts above yours buddy.

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 08:43 PM

"i consider you one of the girls"

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 08:45 PM

"get off me thats too small"

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 08:46 PM

"my stuff burns when a man cums in me"

tical · 03-08-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

"all my single girlfriends are taking a trip to vegas do you think i should join them?"

hahaha

tranza · 03-08-2009, 08:49 PM

" When are we gonna get married?"

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