nothing worse then a chick whos mom is their best friend they spill all of their problems to their mother and it is annoying as fuck.

not to mention the mom will be looking at all problems from a parents perspective.

i left a long term relationship because of this, the chick couldnt seem to understand our problems are our business.

Is it in yet?

"i normally only date black guys"

yup... my ex bitch still can't understand. I was going thru a rough time in 2005 with my ex... her mother, my mothernlaw, was the sole reason I couldn't see my daughter for 4 months.

I had so many fuckin plans to reap her of every joy she may had ever known... but

33 posts above yours buddy.

"i consider you one of the girls"

"get off me thats too small"

"my stuff burns when a man cums in me"

hahaha :thumbsup:thumbsup

" When are we gonna get married?"

I just needed someone to escort me and pay for evrything. And each member of your family are better lovers than you.

I was just using you for sex

You're a nice guy...




I've been married once 16 yrs ago and the ex would call her mom every night and ask what they were having for dinner and atleast 2 or 3 nights a week we'd have dinner at her mom's.. that pissed me off so much cause back then i use to like to cook and hated how much of a role her mother played in our marriage

that 1 im kool with if the pussy is good:pimp

i am a nice guy, it is immature to involve people in your relationship problems. especially someone that is biased like a mother.

you should of put your foot down. i know i dont put up with the bullshit.

I love you but pay my bills

sounds like metaman is sober today :uhoh

:1orglaugh

ok that made me laugh my ass off. LOLZ

"I want you to shit on my chest".

What's wrong with that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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as for problems with a girl that spills everything out to her mother... I'm going through some shit like this at the moment. I'm not sure how long our relationship will be able to handle this.

i flat out tell em the cock is nothing special, so i never get let down. muhahaha

fuck em as long as i cum.

You have not met mine :winkwink:
I would say mine is the equal to all that sucks the vision and power out of life itself :mad:

I know a guy named Vito if you ever need.................................
No worries, he'll make it look like an accident :1orglaugh

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I just figured it is best not to talk to my wife's mom and things are much better now that she is not talking to me.
she tried to manipulate and control our relationship but i wouldn't let her.
now it is much better because she minds her own business and doesn't get it the way of things.

"I was so drunk I blew chunks last night"


(Chunks is her dog's name)

Let's not have sex yet... Let's talk a little first....!!

We never talk anymore...

("WE" never do, but she sure as hell does)

Im guilty. :(:(:(

"No way will i sign a prenup agreement!"

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Best so far.

id kick her to the curb if she doesnt change, nothing worse then a bored mother in law that has to much time on her hands so they spend their time poking their nose in your business.

their relationship advice will 99% of the time be bad, they are from a different generation.

i like that shit

i love you

"i love you"
"I'm bored"
"I'm calling my husband"

"I just came from the doctor... he said I am HIV positive and should inform all of my partners."

Jesus man, did the GFY playboy get fucked over recently or what? You sound like a little jealous tool.

can my mom watch!

Holy shit mutha fucka...you gots a nigga cock





........a baby nigga cock :BangBang: