here is a tip

STOP TAKING LIFE SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. :warning

man i am on cloud 9 lately and you cant bring me down with your haterism.



GET YOUR BACK UP OFF THE WALL.

guarantee you are one of those losers at the club who sits there and scopes and make fun of everyone for having fun.

you are the type of dude who will ignore these signs and stick with a chick "because you love her" you are a pathetic human being.

"my ex boyfriend gets out of jail today"

The worst is when they start spilling the beans to you about some other dude that fucks them over and treats them like shit bla bla bla and you like the girl yourself..

"MetaMan's dick is bigger." :Oh crap

"My Ex.... "

"My mom says your a player."

"One of my friends from school (Insert Guy's Name Here) wants to get lunch, he is only a friend."

continuing from previous one "Oh we are just friends, he talks to me about how his girlfriend treats him wrong and how you are so lucky to have me"

"Size doesn't matter"

Nobody has said "I do" yet?
zom god.

"You drink to much"
"Take out the trash"
"It's five in the morning, where have you been?"
"My parents are coming to town."
"I'm late........3 weeks late"
"The stove is broke."

:1orglaugh

"the stove is broke" actually made me laugh the most.

"im late" have heard that to many times. i have heard this one also.

"i want to have your baby one day"
then nexttime u r having sex with them
"cum in me"

HELL NO PULL IT OUT AND CUM ON YO ASS I AINT STUPID

meta man fucked me so now your dick is too small and white

"Lets spend some time together doing fun things"

"im a picky eater"

cant stand that!

I lied when I said your cock was big.
Can we talk?
I was cross-town til late cause I missed my favorite bagel store.

"it's ok, looks arent very important to me"

I stole that from Seinfeld, but it's funny.

"I wont do it yet, i want to get to know you better first!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I hate that line, worst ever.

"i dont give blowjobs"

i have never had this happen but i have heard of some dyke wannabes who say this.

"so I charge $200 an hour..."