Proof of shaving! AND a contest.
 

Okay check this out, through my extensive network of friends and homies and due to the lively discussion of shaving of GFY tonite I have decided to propose a contest.

I have in, my hot little hands, proof of shaving, many screen shots of a concerted effort by a sponsor to miscount their webmaster's traffic and underpay them for traffic delivered. I have had this for a while, but only tonite did I decide to do something with it.

I have screen shots of all my own stats, unaltered, all my internal stats and screen shots of the webmaster area of this program as well as many people who will back me up.

The contest is this: I have let the program owner know that I am in possession of this info and have given them a choice: pay the difference or I expose them. BUT I think it's only fair to give GFY the same offer. If you guys step up and pay the difference I will expose them anyway and refuse the money.

The difference varies, but the shaving was deep, SO in the spirit of of Christmas I have decided to settle for bartering. Whoever gets me something off my Christmas list first will get the info. In public or in private.

My X-mas List:

1. $1,ooo by PayPal.

2. Dell Monitor:
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/p...age=externa l

So when I get my present, I expose them. Heck there are a shitload of webmasters who got shaved worse than me, maybe they can use this info to get the money owed to them.

It's a race! And it starts.....NOW.

I think I will fuck going to sleep today :Graucho

your trying to profit from companies shaving ? :eek7

You must be crazy. Everyone knows that sponsors don't shave!

This should be interesting

This could get interesting.

Is this a bigger sponsorship program or a smaller one?

This should be fun :Graucho

lol. entreprenurial way to minimise debt risk.

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bump

Jimmy I'll pay, I'LL PAAAAAAAY!

Don't expose my ass!!!

DH

Define bigger or smaller.

send me $1000 and ill prove jimmy3way is an idiot. :1orglaugh

My rep speaks for itself. I don't bullshit.

blackmail is illegal, dumbass.

Ahahahaha, you are nuts.

Bigger = Ars, Maxcash, ect...

Smaller = less known, not promoted all over the place

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shaving too

It's not blackmail, they already owe me the money if I do nothing. I have just decided that if they do pay me what they know they owe me I will not expose them as the cheaters that they are.

If they do not pay me I will share some perfectly legal information that came my way a while back.

Besides I just got off the horn with my lawyer and it's all kosher.

Ahhh, smaller then, the line is pretty fine tho.

You're asking for $1000 via paypal and then you will show us your proof of shaving??

Were you drunk when you started this thread or do you actually think we care that much?

:1orglaugh

Ahhh come on.. just expose the fuckers and we'll all send you happy thoughts for XXX-mas :1orglaugh


1. $1,ooo by PayPal.

2. Dell Monitor

3. World peace

someone get this guy a dictionary and a lawyer that isn't high on crack.

You have no possible chance of getting people to pay pal you $1,000 or buy you a fucking monitor (the electronic kind OR the lizard).

I also seriously doubt the sponsor gives two squirts of piss about your "proof".

So you may as well post the proof and have fun. Maybe you'll win an XBox if the sponsor is big enough.

I'm asking for the approximate amount owed, plus a little cheese for PayPal fees....AND I'm drunk.

You are nuts!

Ok, I forgive you for starting this thread then :1orglaugh

The sponsor defintiely cares.

I already have an X-box. But if I do win one with the thread I'll see that it's donated to a Christmas gift drive for poor kiddies.

Since I got first page here..

PornDollar has never, and will never shave one single click.


So I guess it wasn't me.. LOL

it's probably all the cold medication i'm taking.

For the record it is not P-Dollar.

How the fuck can you shave when your ratios are as low as P-dollar's?

Thanks Jimmy you were right. I have pulled all my traffic from them.You should really share it though.... others might want to do the same. I also suspected them for a while, but shit....

I doubt anyone will bite on this offer but hell I give you an "A" for creativity even if you are drunk.

No worry mate. That's a pretty heave shave, huh?

Shit, I havn't seen a shave that clean, since they did away with the straight razor.

This is going to be a good thread.....Go Jimmy Go..I'm with ya boss:thumbsup

wheeeee.... :arcadefre