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iBill 08-20-2009 05:29 PM

Greetings from iBill?
 
Greetings from iBill?

We wanted to provide you with an update regarding the new programs we are currently working on. The following will highlight our latest programs and business additions as well as let you know when you can expect their much-anticipated arrival.

Also, we will be in Amsterdam next month for anyone who would like to meet face to face. We will not be having a booth there as we have our days full around town, but will be available to meet and greet at night.

Tangible Selling
Release Date: August 1, 2009


Now you can increase your revenue by selling your videos, toys, magazines and other items through iBill. This process provides a great way to get your items noticed and make those sales more lucrative and more continuous overall. Please call us with any questions regarding our Tangible Selling program as we are happy to help.

Multi Level Billing
Release Date: January 1, 2010


We are coming out with a fully customizable Multi Level Billing platform for you to utilize and add your levels of billing whenever need be. This feature will allow the merchant to view custom reporting and text reporting in addition to viewing live reports. You will even be able to swap your order of transaction processing on the fly via the web or our iPhone iBill app. This platform will make the order you set your billing easy as can be no matter how many levels you may have to tend to in this regard.

In order for us to truly meet the needs of our clients, we will be doing surveys online to get your feedback. We want to see what is most important to you the users so we can make sure we don?t miss a thing.

Make sure to catch our video tour of this new service starting mid-September.

1% for Life Program
Release Date: September 20, 2009


The 1% for Life Program is a great way to help promote iBill while helping yourself at the same time. When you promote iBill you will get anywhere from 1% to 2% of every sale for the life of the account from all merchants which you bring to iBill. Ease of reporting will be yours as you can do so via the master account as well as your iPhone app where you can see live stats. Any time of the day you will be able to find out what your payout will be for that period. This program will pay anywhere from 1% to 2% based on the total monthly transactions which the merchants process.

NOTE: You do not need to be processing with iBill to use this program.

Revshare
Release Date: February 15, 2010


Revshare is our affiliate program, which will allow merchants to add websites on the fly with practically 100% custom features consisting of everything from adding links to commissions. Again, this is something which can be managed via the web or the convenient iPhone app.

This is just a small glimpse at the multitude of new features and programs we are currently working on. Check back our website frequently to see what up and coming concepts iBill has created to make your payment processing experience the best it possibly can be.

candyflip 08-20-2009 05:30 PM

Good luck with that.

bufferover 08-20-2009 05:30 PM

It will be hot here :rasta

SBJ 08-20-2009 05:31 PM

see sig :thumbsup

MaDalton 08-20-2009 05:31 PM

pfffffffffffff.......

JamesK 08-20-2009 05:31 PM

good exposure for my sig here

WiredGuy 08-20-2009 05:32 PM

I know you won't do it, but seriously, consider a new name to use. iBill has been and always will be a tarnished name in this industry. Best of luck nevertheless.
WG

Dirty D 08-20-2009 05:34 PM

Sig Spot

SilentKnight 08-20-2009 05:36 PM

It's never too late to say...

Go Fuck Yourself

:action-sm

Altheon 08-20-2009 05:37 PM

Seriously what was Enron already taken? Trying to polish the name iBill will be almost as hard as re-branding George Bush as a good president.

Phallus Fondue 08-20-2009 05:41 PM

1% referral for life?

C-Luv 08-20-2009 05:47 PM

Hello Ibill : ) C-Luv with GTbill

cherrylula 08-20-2009 05:50 PM

greetings from gfy :1orglaugh

RyuLion 08-20-2009 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 16215180)
Hello Ibill : ) C-Luv with GTbill

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

will76 08-20-2009 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibill (Post 16215131)
greetings from ibill?

we wanted to provide you with an update regarding the new programs we are currently working on. The following will highlight our latest programs and business additions as well as let you know when you can expect their much-anticipated arrival.

Also, we will be in amsterdam next month for anyone who would like to meet face to face. We will not be having a booth there as we have our days full around town, but will be available to meet and greet at night.

tangible selling
release date: August 1, 2009


now you can increase your revenue by selling your videos, toys, magazines and other items through ibill. This process provides a great way to get your items noticed and make those sales more lucrative and more continuous overall. Please call us with any questions regarding our tangible selling program as we are happy to help.

multi level billing
release date: January 1, 2010


we are coming out with a fully customizable multi level billing platform for you to utilize and add your levels of billing whenever need be. This feature will allow the merchant to view custom reporting and text reporting in addition to viewing live reports. You will even be able to swap your order of transaction processing on the fly via the web or our iphone ibill app. This platform will make the order you set your billing easy as can be no matter how many levels you may have to tend to in this regard.

In order for us to truly meet the needs of our clients, we will be doing surveys online to get your feedback. We want to see what is most important to you the users so we can make sure we don?t miss a thing.

Make sure to catch our video tour of this new service starting mid-september.

1% for life program
release date: September 20, 2009


the 1% for life program is a great way to help promote ibill while helping yourself at the same time. When you promote ibill you will get anywhere from 1% to 2% of every sale for the life of the account from all merchants which you bring to ibill. Ease of reporting will be yours as you can do so via the master account as well as your iphone app where you can see live stats. Any time of the day you will be able to find out what your payout will be for that period. This program will pay anywhere from 1% to 2% based on the total monthly transactions which the merchants process.

Note: You do not need to be processing with ibill to use this program.

revshare
release date: February 15, 2010


revshare is our affiliate program, which will allow merchants to add websites on the fly with practically 100% custom features consisting of everything from adding links to commissions. Again, this is something which can be managed via the web or the convenient iphone app.

This is just a small glimpse at the multitude of new features and programs we are currently working on. Check back our website frequently to see what up and coming concepts ibill has created to make your payment processing experience the best it possibly can be.


we

don't

care

will76 08-20-2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altheon (Post 16215156)
Seriously what was Enron already taken? Trying to polish the name iBill will be almost as hard as re-branding George Bush as a good president.

The name? it's not like they just trying to use the domain, they using the same god damn logo as well.

The same name, same logo, same company as far as I am concerned. Pay me 35K and then we can talk.

Pleasurepays 08-20-2009 06:03 PM

"1-2% for life"...

from the company that owes people shitloads of money and failed to pay

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 08-20-2009 06:04 PM

Alrighty then...

Meeper 08-20-2009 06:07 PM

Oy ve

http://files.myopera.com/agent00fuzz.../facepalm2.jpg

C-Luv 08-20-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16215200)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Pleasurepays 08-20-2009 06:12 PM

i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.

MaDalton 08-20-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 16215234)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16215250)
i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.


i couldn't decide which post was more appropriate to quote - so i took both :glugglug

JustDaveXxx 08-20-2009 06:22 PM

WOW!! this is gonna get good. Popcorn time!!!

ztik 08-20-2009 06:22 PM

I vote ban the pos

F-U-Jimmy 08-20-2009 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16215250)
i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.

.
Amazingly well put sir :thumbsup

More info at this site http://ibill-sucks.com ( a great read if you have time )

More news on these IBILL fucks read these threads ( if you need more just ask i have a shit load of stuff on them and still collecting more each day :321GFY ) obsessed much :1orglaugh

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/915356-anti-ibill-threads-past-weeks-isnt-funny.html

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/911356-ibill-fuck.html

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=ibill :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 08-20-2009 06:30 PM

I wuz heree

LeRoy 08-20-2009 06:33 PM

Do you have references?

CrkMStanz 08-20-2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16215250)
i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.

c'mon, cut some slack here...

maybe they had just bought an expensive stationary order and some branded show swag before failing the first time.

you don't really expect them to pay for that again AND get the logo redesigned.

obviously this is a sound financial business decision :upsidedow

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

RyuLion 08-20-2009 06:41 PM

1. It seems no matter what response the NEW owners of IBill get on this Board really matter to them.
2. They will keep showing up at shows, etc. and don't care about the past.

Both parties are trying really hard..

brand0n 08-20-2009 06:50 PM

your company owes me $.

i would like it.

how bout you send it the fuck on over.

thanks.

C-Luv 08-20-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16215329)
1. It seems no matter what response the NEW owners of IBill get on this Board really matter to them.
2. They will keep showing up at shows, etc. and don't care about the past.

Both parties are trying really hard..

The question is when is he/or she going to come back into this thread? To defend Ibill?

F-U-Jimmy 08-20-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16215329)
1. It seems no matter what response the NEW owners of IBill get on this Board really matter to them.
2. They will keep showing up at shows, etc. and don't care about the past.

Both parties are trying really hard..

WTF are you on about Alex ?

These retards :321GFY are using a name synonymous ( ask me if you want to know what that means ) with online fraud, theft, blackmail, the list goes on. If they are stupid enough not to realize the shit storm that will hit them by trying to make bank using the old IBalls name then they are too stupid to handle your money ( well not your money :1orglaugh). Its somewhat understandable since this Joan's guy was management of the old Iballs.

Who incidentally has removed his name from the IBILL nick and no longer signs the posts ?

RyuLion 08-20-2009 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 16215371)
WTF are you on about Alex ?

Sup Phil?

How's your hot wife doing? :1orglaugh

RyuLion 08-20-2009 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 16215371)
WTF are you on about Alex ?

duplicate

F-U-Jimmy 08-20-2009 07:14 PM

Lets look at this in very simplistic terms

Hypothetically: I go out and by the name Rolls Royce ® they have a great reputation and i buy the name to trade off of the reputation and hopefully continue to make world renowned cars

These Twats thought that buying the name Ibill would help them make money by trading on a reputation, there is no other reason to buy the name. In this instance the thinking is severely flawed and if they dont have the brain power to understand the mistake they made then why on earth would you trust people like this with your money. I mean come on they make this colossal fuck up and then ask you to trust them with millions of $ or in Alex's case $2.53 cents :1orglaugh

GFY is making them hurt and if we keep this type of post on the first page of this and every other webmaster board it may stop the same situation happening as did with the last Iballs

F-U-Jimmy 08-20-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16215386)
Sup Phil?

How's your hot wife doing? :1orglaugh

Which one ?

Still drinking i see :Oh crap

Ron Bennett 08-20-2009 07:42 PM

Is this a scam?
 
Is this a scam?

With a name like iBill, what else is one to assume?

Or has iBill paid everyone owed money in full?... I suppose the PR answer will No, but that this iBill is a new, different, totally honest company ... good luck with that :1orglaugh

Seriously, drop the name and come up with something else ... iBill is and forever will be viewed by many here as damaged goods and to be avoided.

iBill 08-20-2009 07:54 PM

With all the bullshit aside
 
The fact is that I do care and i am making offers the old iBill webmasters who got caught up in that mess-up. If I did not care, then why would I offer this?

The only people I don't care about is the people who still think i or the new iBill owes them money after everything that is out there about the company. I have a question, how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us? Maybe just maybe it is true that we have had nothing to do with iBill after 2002 until we took it over.

So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

You need to understand one thing, My face is out there, people have seen and talked to me at shows. I am looked at more then a new pop up payment processor.

If I wanted to take your money, why would I bring iBill back? I could have started a new company that no one has heard of before, take the money and be gone without anyone ever seeing me.

Thanks,

Jonas

F-U-Jimmy 08-20-2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215481)

So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

Great new, rest assured we will do our best to keep you reading long into the night :helpme

GrouchyAdmin 08-20-2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215481)
So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

http://www.imagearmy.com/graphic/ima...F_4A8E0E6A.jpg

P.S. Rolling with the punches hasn't been a good idea on the Internet for at least the last decade; but then again, judging by your choice of branding, I'm guessing that research is not your strong suit.


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