Describe the typical American?
 

Being an American, sometimes we get so used to our culture that we forget how to describe ourselves. However, whatever we do, our values are hahahahahaded in our assumptions and actions.

So, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, the first truly American (non independence day) secular holiday, list the key words that comprise american values.

Let me start with my list:


Equality before the law
Respect for the law
Working smart and working hard
Ruthless competition
An eagerness to network to get deals done
Respect for and eagerness for invention
Creativity
Independence


What is your list?

Openness to trade and prosperity around the world.

Approximately 6' tall, short dark hair. Enjoys long walks on moonlit beaches and romantic dinners for two. Tired of games and ready to settle down. Desires a mate with open and carefree attitudes about life. Age/race not important. No fatties.

SpaceAce

LOL he said TYPICAL american not desperate american :)

Practically one and the same :) American life is all about pursuit and what's more basic than the pursuit of a mate?

SpaceAce

Porn addicted :1orglaugh

Well , you got me there. :thumbsup

haha, so true!

oh, and speaks English only :)

puts alot of cash in the pockets of all the haters. Give thanks jackasses, cause lord knows were you would be without net porn

I actually agree with this post. Eliminate the Hate. Increase the Peace!:thumbsup

fat because of fastfood
tv addicted
porn addicted
football addicted


hmm.........

Fat.

hang-out in bars and drinks lots of beer, i forget about women:thumbsup

fat

Americans? Easy.....


Most are friendly and great to talk to, great to visit with, great to do business with. :thumbsup

Some are pompous and arrogant

Many of the women are very good-looking

Some are overweight, others are built like Arnie Schwartzenburger

Some are always drunk

Some are on the atkins diet

A few are retarded imbeciles




..... pretty much sums up the people of most counties actually.

Would you like fries with your order?

Ahaha, sometimes I wish that WAS the case. I need to start hitting the books, there's about 3 languages I need to learn just to get around the city!

Fat

One word - IDIOT

American - "WHAAAATTT??? Bomb the mothefuckers!"

Homer Simpson

LOL..so true

Also,

Extreemely Ignorant
FAKE
DUMB
Boring

This is a typical jealous third world response from a person who has prob. never been to america.

You need to find something else to vent your ignorance.

poor knowlidge of history
poor knowlidge of geography
poor knowlidge of art
poor knowlidge of everything which makes you an inteligent person
living in color dream world of freedome but have no real freedome at all.
The best movie producers in the world
The worst car producers in the world (exept Korea)
The great patriots
Great business strategy
Living in the fucking nice country
edited : I don't want to hurt your feelings - its your holiday today right?

Thats ok considering you spelled half your words wrong and got all the facts ass backwards , i dont think you hurt too many feelings . :1orglaugh

sure my english is not ok and I know it.But I am sure you understood well.Btw - thats also typical for US guys thinking how stupid others are (making spelling errors) but still able to talk just and only english.

FUCK STEREOTYPES.

This is a great thread to sort out those with brains vs. those without.

:thumbsup AFN

Hey man
can you hit me on ICQ or tell me which errors I made?I am seriouse now

CAN A BRUDDA GET A CHEASESTEAK UP IN HURR?

the food, and when their is food its big proportions,

i miss tuscon and the mexican restaurants when they serve you triple cheese burritoes they server u triple cheese burritos!

Dictionary.com


Or did you mean technical errors like , " america is the worst car maker besides korea " LOL america invented cars and have made some of the best vehicles around. Sure there are some great countries that make excellent cars like "germany" but only after we taught you how to do it. If it wasnt for america you would still be pushing your mom around in a flinstones-mobile.

My 65' chevy is the best of the best, there still isnt a truck around that can beat it.

Or your claim of our lack of history art blah blah blah . Just look at the scholastic standards tests and you will be suprised at what you find.


Or your claim of lack of freedoms. LOL What country are you from that has no knowledge of america. You sound like you get your facts from " the simpsons "

Wow what a way to alienate your customer base:thumbsup

And for those who can't seem to read or comprehend...the original poster did NOT say describe a typical American...but DID say...

this is not about biz for me - its just kidding :glugglug

:1orglaugh
A great joke
:1orglaugh

Daimler is teaching Chrysler now...

But I like the american people, only the president is a jackass

Aren't you from Eastern Europe?

Well you should keep the kidding to topics that are related then.

I have always promoted your company for free because i like the service and the price , but now that i know your feeling about americans, i will certainly never buy content from your company again.

In america we would say " you just lost yourself a customer bro "

do u ever not try to act like the big brother in every thread? lol
its always thats not proper here, u r not being proper.

take the large bottle out of your ass and loosen the fuck up!

so the cars - I drive BMW now and had lot of different cars including Porsche , Mercedes benz , Chrysler New yorker + some shit from japan.I am really sorry but "Germany and Italy are the best car makers " (hope its ok now - technicaly ) - US cars is piece of shit

scholastic standards tests - I am from Czech rep.The true is that 12years old Czech boy has the same knowlidge as 15 years old boy from US.I am not saying this to impress you but this is just a fact.Our system of education is really different and pretty hard (one of the good thingsa left after communists).Thats why so many Czech boys and girls are very good students of US universities.

freedom - Czechs had no freedom for more then 40 years under communists presure maybe thats the reason why I can tell you what is the freedom and what is just an illusion

Daimler is chrysler :)

Everyone thinks bush is a jackass. It goes with the territory.

Nobody ever likes the president. The most liked presidents always did the worst job.

Same with any biz. The guy who everyone hates , is usually the same guy that always gets promoted :)