Am I the only one who WANTS his "junk" touched? - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 11-17-2010, 11:00 AM

I'll even pay extra for it.

My next trip through the airport I'm wearing short shorts and am gonna free-ball it. I hope they touch my nuts or my low hanging cock.

Gonna look him dead in the eye with my best gay look and tell him he's making me hot, then ask for his number. Then I'm going to tell him I'm going to masturbate thinking about him later.

Just thought I would share my plan.

beerptrol · 11-17-2010, 11:06 AM

make sure to moan and groan alot too

Tom_PM · 11-17-2010, 11:15 AM

When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?

JFK · 11-17-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?

after a case beers

DWB · 11-17-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?

If you abuse it enough, it becomes junk. It's only consider jewels if you don't use it much.

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

make sure to moan and groan alot too

Yep.

beerptrol · 11-17-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I'll even pay extra for it.
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A baggage handling fee

pornguy · 11-17-2010, 11:37 AM

Wonder when the first person will be arrested for doing something similar..

signupdamnit · 11-17-2010, 11:40 AM

Maybe if I act blatantly gay they won't do it for fear that I'd enjoy it?

"Hey big boy, aren't you going to frisk me?"

Anthony · 11-17-2010, 11:42 AM

I was just joking today that if that shit happens to me, that I'd demand they finish what they started. Happy endings from TSA!

fusionx · 11-17-2010, 12:26 PM

I've been frisked far worse than that going into bars and clubs, entering and leaving secure areas in the military, etc. I don't see what all the commotion is about. So you get frisked getting on a plane - so what?

People are too sensitive.

If it gets to the point they require a digital rectal exam, I'd draw the line! But brushing my nut bag? blah..

11-17-2010, 11:00 AM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Am I the only one who WANTS his "junk" touched? I'll even pay extra for it. My next trip through the airport I'm wearing short shorts and am gonna free-ball it. I hope they touch my nuts or my low hanging cock. Gonna look him dead in the eye with my best gay look and tell him he's making me hot, then ask for his number. Then I'm going to tell him I'm going to masturbate thinking about him later. Just thought I would share my plan.

11-17-2010, 11:06 AM	#2
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	make sure to moan and groan alot too __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant

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11-17-2010, 11:42 AM	#9
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	I was just joking today that if that shit happens to me, that I'd demand they finish what they started. Happy endings from TSA! __________________

11-17-2010, 11:40 AM	#8
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	Maybe if I act blatantly gay they won't do it for fear that I'd enjoy it? "Hey big boy, aren't you going to frisk me?"

11-17-2010, 12:26 PM	#10
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	I've been frisked far worse than that going into bars and clubs, entering and leaving secure areas in the military, etc. I don't see what all the commotion is about. So you get frisked getting on a plane - so what? People are too sensitive. If it gets to the point they require a digital rectal exam, I'd draw the line! But brushing my nut bag? blah..