Am I the only one who WANTS his "junk" touched?
 

I'll even pay extra for it.

My next trip through the airport I'm wearing short shorts and am gonna free-ball it. I hope they touch my nuts or my low hanging cock.

Gonna look him dead in the eye with my best gay look and tell him he's making me hot, then ask for his number. Then I'm going to tell him I'm going to masturbate thinking about him later.

Just thought I would share my plan.

make sure to moan and groan alot too

When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?

after a case beers :drinkup:drinkup

If you abuse it enough, it becomes junk. It's only consider jewels if you don't use it much.


Yep.

A baggage handling fee

Wonder when the first person will be arrested for doing something similar..

Maybe if I act blatantly gay they won't do it for fear that I'd enjoy it?

"Hey big boy, aren't you going to frisk me?"

:1orglaugh

I was just joking today that if that shit happens to me, that I'd demand they finish what they started. Happy endings from TSA!

I've been frisked far worse than that going into bars and clubs, entering and leaving secure areas in the military, etc. I don't see what all the commotion is about. So you get frisked getting on a plane - so what?

People are too sensitive.

If it gets to the point they require a digital rectal exam, I'd draw the line! But brushing my nut bag? blah..