Am I the only one who WANTS his "junk" touched?

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779
    #1

    Am I the only one who WANTS his "junk" touched?

    I'll even pay extra for it.

    My next trip through the airport I'm wearing short shorts and am gonna free-ball it. I hope they touch my nuts or my low hanging cock.

    Gonna look him dead in the eye with my best gay look and tell him he's making me hot, then ask for his number. Then I'm going to tell him I'm going to masturbate thinking about him later.

    Just thought I would share my plan.
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    • beerptrol
      Confirmed Asshole
      • Feb 2003
      • 12722
      #2
      make sure to moan and groan alot too
      “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
      -- Ulysses S. Grant

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        • Tom_PM
          Porn Meister
          • Feb 2005
          • 16443
          #3
          When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?
          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369
              #4
              Originally posted by PR_Tom
              When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?
              after a case beers

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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779
                  #5
                  Originally posted by PR_Tom
                  When exactly do they go from jewels to junk?
                  If you abuse it enough, it becomes junk. It's only consider jewels if you don't use it much.


                  Originally posted by beerptrol
                  make sure to moan and groan alot too
                  Yep.

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                    • beerptrol
                      Confirmed Asshole
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12722
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                      I'll even pay extra for it.
                      .
                      A baggage handling fee
                      “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                      -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                        • pornguy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910
                          #7
                          Wonder when the first person will be arrested for doing something similar..
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                            • signupdamnit
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 6697
                              #8
                              Maybe if I act blatantly gay they won't do it for fear that I'd enjoy it?

                              "Hey big boy, aren't you going to frisk me?"


                              You don't like my posts? Put me on ignore or fuck right off. I'll say what I want.

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                                • Anthony
                                  Keyboard Warrior
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 9653
                                  #9
                                  I was just joking today that if that shit happens to me, that I'd demand they finish what they started. Happy endings from TSA!

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                                    • fusionx
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4618
                                      #10
                                      I've been frisked far worse than that going into bars and clubs, entering and leaving secure areas in the military, etc. I don't see what all the commotion is about. So you get frisked getting on a plane - so what?

                                      People are too sensitive.

                                      If it gets to the point they require a digital rectal exam, I'd draw the line! But brushing my nut bag? blah..

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