Marine Corps Marathon Pad-Locking Port-a-Potties at Jon Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity - GoFuckYourself.com

2MuchMark · 10-12-2010, 06:35 AM

Sigh..

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..."Seems one of the organizers of the Marine Corps Marathon, which will take place in Washington the morning after the Comedy Central star's clambake, told the New York Times they had been approached by the organizers of Stewart's rally about sharing the portable toilets each event is required to provide as one of the conditions of securing permits to stage the events.

In fact, the Marine Corps Marathon didn't just turn down Comedy Central's environmentally-conscious offer to share portable potties, share the tab, and have them cleaned and re-stocked before the marathon starts at 8 a.m.the next day. Marathon director Rick Nealis, told the paper in its Thursday edition, that instead of using the usual plastic-strip ties that do so much to keep interlopers out of traveling toilets on the eve of the race -- he planned to go that extra mile and would, for the first time use "real, live padlocks" on the 100-ish potties he was setting up around the Mall on Oct. 30 in advance of the race, to make absolutely sure no Stewart or Colbert fan could partake of them "

Full story here:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/tvb...o-restore.html

What jerks..!

On the plus side, Arianna Huffington is sticking to her pledge to provide as many free busses as necessary to take New Yorkers to the Rally. The cost so far? $250,000.00

This event is going to be huge. I can't wait to see how that asshole Glenn Beck tries to spin it to his brainless flock..

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 08:09 AM

can't wait for the daily show to get a hold of this story!

_Richard_ · 10-12-2010, 08:11 AM

nice of them

MovieMaster · 10-12-2010, 08:18 AM

Im sorry the liberal version of this event will flop.

alessergod · 10-12-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MovieMaster

Im sorry the liberal version of this event will flop.

Ya think? Just wait and you'll be choking on them words.

cwd · 10-12-2010, 09:42 AM

Stewart is hilarious, love his comedy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-12-2010, 09:44 AM

Padlock on a porta-potty? That's usually the point at which I shit on the ground in front of it instead...

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 09:47 AM

there's going to be some pissed-off rallyers. no pun intended, well, pun intended rly.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 09:55 AM

Got to look at it from the Marines side, er Can I shit in your box?

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Got to look at it from the Marines side, er Can I shit in your box?

stewart's crew said all shit boxes would be cleaned and such after the rally, so looking at it from marines view i would not have a problem.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

stewart's crew said all shit boxes would be cleaned and such after the rally, so looking at it from marines view i would not have a problem.

You've never dealt with Marines before have you?
I'll bet that after the shitboxes are delivered, they will be inspected, each one

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

You've never dealt with Marines before have you?
I'll bet that after the shitboxes are delivered, they will be inspected, each one

well, i've never dealt with them to share shit boxes at a public event, have you?

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, i've never dealt with them to share shit boxes at a public event, have you?

It wasn't public

CIVMatt · 10-12-2010, 10:13 AM

Us Marines don't care about you hippies

Rochard · 10-12-2010, 10:14 AM

One time when I was in the Marines, some fucker with a Humvee drove through a row of two dozens porta potties on base just to see if they could do it. Turns out they could. No one ever figured out who did it either.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 10:14 AM

Basically this is whats going on, it's about the Marine Corp not being able to take sides, "AT ALL". This is billed as a political rally, even though it's ran by comedians. But according the UCMJ, they can't show that they take sides. If it were something for the president, yes, he's there boss. If it was charity, yes, but not a political rally

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Basically this is whats going on, it's about the Marine Corp not being able to take sides, "AT ALL". This is billed as a political rally, even though it's ran by comedians. But according the UCMJ, they can't show that they take sides. If it were something for the president, yes, he's there boss. If it was charity, yes, but not a political rally

this makes sense, but

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Marathon director Rick Nealis, told the paper in its Thursday edition, "I understand that they were having problems ordering porta-potties, that they might have to go as far as Baltimore to get them, but I just didn't want to share,"

Tom_PM · 10-12-2010, 10:22 AM

Seems it came down to one private citizen saying "I dont want to share". Someone go smack his mamma.

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 10:22 AM

sounds like a tard-

Nealis said the whole sharing thing really did not work for him.

"One of the problems was, what if everybody did use [the porta-potties] and you ran out of toilet paper...runners would be Tweeting, and on Facebook, and that's not something, on our level of expertise...that they're expecting from the Marine Corps Marathon."

TheSenator · 10-12-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Basically this is whats going on, it's about the Marine Corp not being able to take sides, "AT ALL". This is billed as a political rally, even though it's ran by comedians. But according the UCMJ, they can't show that they take sides. If it were something for the president, yes, he's there boss. If it was charity, yes, but not a political rally

WOW! Can't believe you actually called it a "political rally".

I thought it was a comedy event to make fun out of the politics of Washington.

I think you are given too much credit to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

The Marines are just wasting tax payers money in this instance.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

WOW! Can't believe you actually called it a "political rally".

I thought it was a comedy event to make fun out of the politics of Washington.

I think you are given too much credit to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

The Marines are just wasting tax payers money in this instance.

Everyone on this board knows that this is in response to Becks rally, weather it's comedy or not, doesn't matter, that just put it in the political zone as far as the military is concerned
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are great, I love watching their show, satire at it's best, but the same thing goes, it has a political air about it and thats all it needs

Remember those military people that stood outside the White House in uniform in protest of the don't ask don't tell? They were in violation of the UCMJ

Any affiliation with anything remotely political, the US military has to stay away from

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 10:40 AM

was beck's rally political? the line is getting blurry for me.

Tom_PM · 10-12-2010, 10:45 AM

The line is VERY blurry at all times. Plenty of presidents give speeches at military bases, and those are often televised or shown in media. How am I supposed to know if it's a political rally or a commander in chief visit? I guess I'll have to employ common sense.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

The line is VERY blurry at all times. Plenty of presidents give speeches at military bases, and those are often televised or shown in media. How am I supposed to know if it's a political rally or a commander in chief visit? I guess I'll have to employ common sense.

when the line is blurry, say no to it

as far as the president giving a speech, thats his right as the commander and chief. He's their leader and can and should give speeches to the military

Quagmire · 10-12-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Padlock on a porta-potty? That's usually the point at which I shit on the ground in front of it instead...

Pussy. A real man would wait all night then kick it over when one of the people there for the marathon went in.

Seth Manson · 10-12-2010, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

One time when I was in the Marines, some fucker with a Humvee drove through a row of two dozens porta potties on base just to see if they could do it. Turns out they could. No one ever figured out who did it either.

You must have really cleaned the shit out of that hummer when you were done.

epitome · 10-12-2010, 01:58 PM

It's the Marine's. They're used to spending whatever they want with no oversight.

I hope this guy gets fired for wasting funds. Here we have an organization with an abutting event willing to share a big fee for portable toliet's and this guy, who is obviously not a businessman at all, would rather spend more money to prove a point.

No wonder we have such a huge deficit.

I love how right leaning members of GFY are justifying this. You say you want less government spending but you can somehow justify it in this case. REALLY?! Think before you post.

theking · 10-12-2010, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

was beck's rally political? the line is getting blurry for me.

I think it was about religion not politics. His announcement of it was "the day that will change America"...and he presents America with a sermon.

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I love how right leaning members of GFY are justifying this. You say you want less government spending but you can somehow justify it in this case. REALLY?! Think before you post.

I take it you're talking about me? See it's idiots like you that will later say something stupid about the Marines and their involvement with Comedy Central. That's why they don't do things like that.
But at the same time, the Marines have a HUGE Toys for Tots drive every year, but you can't get over sharing the expense over some shit boxes.
So maybe it's you that should think before posting about something that you clearly don't know shit about.

In closing, the Marine Marathon is about Charity,
More than 80 charities will purchase slots from the Marathon this year and form teams that raise money for various causes.

One such charity is the Semper Fi Fund, which provides financial aid to injured Marines.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2010/0...ation_041510w/

Vendzilla · 10-12-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

I think it was about religion not politics. His announcement of it was "the day that will change America"...and he presents America with a sermon.

I guess they kept the political thing to a minimum, but at same time, Palin spoke, so you know what was going on, Conservative Social Issues.

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

I think it was about religion not politics. His announcement of it was "the day that will change America"...and he presents America with a sermon.

you're prolly right. i happen to think beck's core values are spot on. too bad they get lost in the coo coo delivery/religious slant.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-12-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Pussy. A real man would wait all night then kick it over when one of the people there for the marathon went in.

I'm not talking about proving a point, I'm talking about having to take a shit. I once shit into a McDonald's paper bag in a phone booth downtown Edmonton in the middle of the afternoon. I've shit off the side of a moving freight train, the side of a boat, off a 4 story building, and once into a mall fountain in WEM. I am Canada's mad gangsta of shitting...

Step to me, you might get shit on you...

I also picked off Chad Kroger in the shoulder with a Cinnzeo cinnamon roll from the second story of WEM in front of HMV during a CD signing. But that's an unrelated story. I can't actually shit as accurately as I can hurl sticky buns...

IllTestYourGirls · 10-12-2010, 03:06 PM

Jon Stewart can't take a joke?

dyna mo · 10-12-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'm not talking about proving a point, I'm talking about having to take a shit. I once shit into a McDonald's paper bag in a phone booth downtown Edmonton in the middle of the afternoon. I've shit off the side of a moving freight train, the side of a boat, off a 4 story building, and once into a mall fountain in WEM. I am Canada's mad gangsta of shitting...

Step to me, you might get shit on you...

I also picked off Chad Kroger in the shoulder with a Cinnzeo cinnamon roll from the second story of WEM in front of HMV during a CD signing. But that's an unrelated story. I can't actually shit as accurately as I can hurl sticky buns...

i've heard about you. the mad shitter.

theking · 10-13-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I guess they kept the political thing to a minimum, but at same time, Palin spoke, so you know what was going on, Conservative Social Issues.

There was not anything political mentioned at all...and as far as Palin speaking...she is a religious nut in that she believes the Bible (I assume the King James version) to be the inerrant...literal word of God. There probably would not have been as many people attend the rally had Beck announced before hand that "the day that will change America" was going to be a religious sermon.

EZRhino · 10-13-2010, 03:43 PM

Its amazing to hear all the hate going to my brothers for not sharing the shit houses and calling it a waste of money and spending money with no oversight. But you have liberal politicians stealing money from taxpayers (literaly) and the Speak of the House using government run private jets to send her family on vacations. Should we fire the them for wasting funds?
Im just saying.

gloryholeprincess · 10-13-2010, 09:31 PM

The best part is that "We the People" are probably paying for those Port-a-Potties!!
Of course, maybe the Republicans privatized the Marines so we are not actually paying for their marathon. :D
Piper

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Sigh..

Full story here:

What jerks..!

On the plus side, Arianna Huffington is sticking to her pledge to provide as many free busses as necessary to take New Yorkers to the Rally. The cost so far? $250,000.00

This event is going to be huge. I can't wait to see how that asshole Glenn Beck tries to spin it to his brainless flock..

alessergod · 10-13-2010, 10:06 PM

Where i'm from only the panty wastes and girls go piss in the damn things anyways.

Gouge · 10-13-2010, 10:31 PM

Sounds fair to me, Jon Leibowitz is a fucktard and his rally will be an epic failure.

alessergod · 10-14-2010, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Gouge

Sounds fair to me, Jon Leibowitz is a fucktard and his rally will be an epic failure.

We will see, won't we. But you won't know if it is huge if you watch FAUX News. They will only show anything if it is a flop.

directfiesta · 10-14-2010, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by alessergod

We will see, won't we. But you won't know if it is huge if you watch FAUX News. They will only show anything if it is a flop.

.. they will show NO line ups to the portable toilets as proof of a flop ...

alessergod · 10-14-2010, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you're prolly right. i happen to think beck's core values are spot on. too bad they get lost in the coo coo delivery/religious slant.

Yep The Beckerhead is trying to promote the meme that his Mormon religion will be here to save us from ourselves. Problem is he veils it so that his minions think he is christian like them.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Basically this is whats going on, it's about the Marine Corp not being able to take sides, "AT ALL". This is billed as a political rally, even though it's ran by comedians. But according the UCMJ, they can't show that they take sides. If it were something for the president, yes, he's there boss. If it was charity, yes, but not a political rally __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,123	there's going to be some pissed-off rallyers. no pun intended, well, pun intended rly.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,123	was beck's rally political? the line is getting blurry for me.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	The line is VERY blurry at all times. Plenty of presidents give speeches at military bases, and those are often televised or shown in media. How am I supposed to know if it's a political rally or a commander in chief visit? I guess I'll have to employ common sense. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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