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Originally Posted by Quagmire
Pussy. A real man would wait all night then kick it over when one of the people there for the marathon went in.  |
I'm not talking about proving a point, I'm talking about having to take a shit. I once shit into a McDonald's paper bag in a phone booth downtown Edmonton in the middle of the afternoon. I've shit off the side of a moving freight train, the side of a boat, off a 4 story building, and once into a mall fountain in WEM. I am Canada's mad gangsta of shitting...
Step to me, you might get shit on you...
I also picked off Chad Kroger in the shoulder with a Cinnzeo cinnamon roll from the second story of WEM in front of HMV during a CD signing. But that's an unrelated story. I can't actually shit as accurately as I can hurl sticky buns...