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DamnGoodRatio · 06-08-2010, 02:01 PM

You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
1.) You see a persons ass on the web and you know exactly who's it is without seeing her face!

List them and post them . . .

Scott McD · 06-08-2010, 02:02 PM

2.) Clothed chicks does more for you than naked chicks...

XPays · 06-08-2010, 02:03 PM

3) tub girl is not so bad anymore

Marcus Aurelius · 06-08-2010, 02:05 PM

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

$5 submissions · 06-08-2010, 02:06 PM

3) When you pass by a salon and snicker at the FACIALS special they're advertising

4) When you chuckle when someone uses the term ATM

5) When you smile when your mechanic says he'll check your TRANNY

DamnGoodRatio · 06-08-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

Nice catch . . .

seeandsee · 06-08-2010, 02:19 PM

6) When you don't know is girl posted in forum thread real or tranny

Kick Ass Chat · 06-08-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

3) tub girl is not so bad anymore

HAHAHA now thats true..

Fletch XXX · 06-08-2010, 02:46 PM

when you sit back and watch a sponsor pay your mortgage

LeRoy · 06-08-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

2.) Clothed chicks does more for you than naked chicks...

That's funny because lately I've been drooling over non nude pics.

camperjohn64 · 06-08-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

3) When you pass by a salon and snicker at the FACIALS special they're advertising

4) When you chuckle when someone uses the term ATM

5) When you smile when your mechanic says he'll check your TRANNY

All 3 of these made me laugh.

Huggles · 06-08-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnGoodRatio

You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
1.) You see a persons ass on the web and you know exactly who's it is without seeing her face!

List them and post them . . .

I've been in adult web for 7+ years and I recognize maybe 3-4 faces, tops

3xTom · 06-08-2010, 04:45 PM

when someone trys to fuck you just for the hell of it

JamesK · 06-08-2010, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

fatfoo · 06-08-2010, 06:35 PM

8) Duke Nukem says, "Your face and your ass, what's the difference?"

9) A thin/bony ass is very attractive, actually.

TeenSluts · 06-08-2010, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

Lol your so right!

Zorgman · 06-08-2010, 08:43 PM

10) When you see a great set of tits and you only think of how much money you can make from them.

EliteWebmaster · 06-08-2010, 09:29 PM

11. When you come across a girl to shoot and you are shooting her, instead of enjoying having sex with her, you are thinking how much money this girl will make for you

Screwed Up · 06-08-2010, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

Hahaaa!

Nice subtle one.

Relentless · 06-08-2010, 09:36 PM

When you hear any new trendy catch-phrase in conversation and quickly check to see if the .com for it is available.

$5 submissions · 06-08-2010, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

When you hear any new trendy catch-phrase in conversation and quickly check to see if the .com for it is available.

hhahaha so true. A friend called me on the phone while I was online and was joking about his job sucking so bad it felt like an anal assault. I went straight to namecheap.com

taken.

TrashyGirl · 06-08-2010, 10:49 PM

I use my guy friends as market research.... they don't mind being used....

Amputate Your Head · 06-09-2010, 01:07 AM

When hurled incorrect, poorly constructed insults like "looser" are just glossed over because correcting them is even more pathetic than the original insult, and they wouldn't understand the explanation anyway. Welcome to porn.

Realgfs · 06-09-2010, 01:52 AM

..When you don't even realise there is porn on your screen when the mother-in-law comes to visit

digitaldivas · 06-09-2010, 02:09 AM

you can make a living off of your concepts

kane · 06-09-2010, 03:03 AM

When you a see a hot naked girl fingering herself in an office chair and you find yourself checking out the chair more than the girl.

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When: You don't even know..

Catalyst · 06-09-2010, 03:23 AM

Super funny, all true...

AlCapone · 06-09-2010, 03:58 AM

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AlCapone · 06-09-2010, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

11. When you come across a girl to shoot and you are shooting her, instead of enjoying having sex with her, you are thinking how much money this girl will make for you

Shooting porn != Webmastering

ottopottomouse · 06-09-2010, 04:13 AM

When you can name all the girls in fake dating profiles.

CyberHustler · 06-09-2010, 04:53 AM

You know you're an adult webmaster when you try to promote this as a teen...

goodboi · 06-09-2010, 04:58 AM

When? When you'll stop jerking off on own porn :D

AlCapone · 06-09-2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by goodboi

When? When you'll stop jerking off on own porn :D

Sure, if you define "webmaster" as "retarded noob surfer".

Serial Pervert · 06-09-2010, 06:28 AM

LOL great thread

blonda80 · 06-09-2010, 06:34 AM

i see only gay people

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