You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • DamnGoodRatio
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 855
    #1

    You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?

    You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
    1.) You see a persons ass on the web and you know exactly who's it is without seeing her face!

    List them and post them . . .
    Obama Said: "We can absorb a terrorist attack."
    Tags: None
    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67792
      #2
      2.) Clothed chicks does more for you than naked chicks...


      I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

        Comment

        • XPays
          Team Player
          • May 2004
          • 13002
          #3
          3) tub girl is not so bad anymore
          InterNext Expo Domain Auction Live Now thru Feb 5
          HuntingMoon GFY Domains Marketplace is LIVE
          XPays always pays! Top Site: * RealJasmine.com * + HotelHeiress® with The Paris Hilton Sex Video
          Insert the HotelHeiress® HD FEED into your members areas
          XPin.com Opening for Pin Partners Soonish
          Mainstream Offers For Emailers and DomainersNONADULT.COM


          Like Us!

            Comment

            • Marcus Aurelius
              No Refunds Issued.
              • Apr 2003
              • 14809
              #4
              4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

                Comment

                • $5 submissions
                  I help you SUCCEED
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32189
                  #5
                  3) When you pass by a salon and snicker at the FACIALS special they're advertising

                  4) When you chuckle when someone uses the term ATM

                  5) When you smile when your mechanic says he'll check your TRANNY

                    Comment

                    • DamnGoodRatio
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 855
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
                      4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're

                      Nice catch . . .
                      Obama Said: "We can absorb a terrorist attack."

                        Comment

                        • seeandsee
                          Check SIG!
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945
                          #7
                          6) When you don't know is girl posted in forum thread real or tranny
                          BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                          Contact here

                            Comment

                            • Kick Ass Chat
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2057
                              #8
                              Originally posted by XPays
                              3) tub girl is not so bad anymore
                              HAHAHA now thats true..
                              [email protected]

                                Comment

                                • Fletch XXX
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 60840
                                  #9
                                  when you sit back and watch a sponsor pay your mortgage

                                  Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site?

                                  Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

                                    Comment

                                    • LeRoy
                                      Porn Pusher
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 13362
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                      2.) Clothed chicks does more for you than naked chicks...
                                      That's funny because lately I've been drooling over non nude pics.
                                      JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES
                                      Teams - leroy.rowland2
                                      Telegram - @lroddd

                                        Comment

                                        • camperjohn64
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 1531
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                          3) When you pass by a salon and snicker at the FACIALS special they're advertising

                                          4) When you chuckle when someone uses the term ATM

                                          5) When you smile when your mechanic says he'll check your TRANNY
                                          All 3 of these made me laugh.
                                          www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

                                            Comment

                                            • Huggles
                                              GFY'S #1 retard
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12516
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio
                                              You Know Your an ADULT WebMaster When?
                                              1.) You see a persons ass on the web and you know exactly who's it is without seeing her face!

                                              List them and post them . . .

                                              I've been in adult web for 7+ years and I recognize maybe 3-4 faces, tops
                                              https://3-veo.com/
                                              The best AI video maker portal.

                                                Comment

                                                • 3xTom
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 1610
                                                  #13
                                                  when someone trys to fuck you just for the hell of it

                                                    Comment

                                                    • JamesK
                                                      hi
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 16731
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
                                                      4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're
                                                      M3Server - NATS Hosting

                                                        Comment

                                                        • fatfoo
                                                          ICQ:649699063
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 27763
                                                          #15
                                                          8) Duke Nukem says, "Your face and your ass, what's the difference?"

                                                          9) A thin/bony ass is very attractive, actually.
                                                          Last edited by fatfoo; 06-08-2010, 05:37 PM.
                                                          Send me an email: [email protected]

                                                            Comment

                                                            • TeenSluts
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 1966
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
                                                              4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're
                                                              Lol your so right!

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Zorgman
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 6103
                                                                  #17
                                                                  10) When you see a great set of tits and you only think of how much money you can make from them.
                                                                  ---

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • EliteWebmaster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                                      • 3994
                                                                      #18
                                                                      11. When you come across a girl to shoot and you are shooting her, instead of enjoying having sex with her, you are thinking how much money this girl will make for you

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • Screwed Up
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 1120
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Marcus Aurelius
                                                                          4) when you don't know the difference between your and you're
                                                                          Hahaaa!

                                                                          Nice subtle one.
                                                                          Promote these REAL amateur sites with Exclusive content:

                                                                          African Casting | Real Africans | Latina Fuck Tour | African Lesbians

                                                                          African Bucks Contact: support @ africanbucks.com

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Relentless
                                                                              www.EngineFood.com
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 5697
                                                                              #20
                                                                              When you hear any new trendy catch-phrase in conversation and quickly check to see if the .com for it is available.


                                                                              Website Secure | Engine Food
                                                                              ICQ# 266-942-896

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • $5 submissions
                                                                                  I help you SUCCEED
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32189
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Relentless
                                                                                  When you hear any new trendy catch-phrase in conversation and quickly check to see if the .com for it is available.
                                                                                  hhahaha so true. A friend called me on the phone while I was online and was joking about his job sucking so bad it felt like an anal assault. I went straight to namecheap.com taken.

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • TrashyGirl
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                                      • 1401
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I use my guy friends as market research.... they don't mind being used....

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          When hurled incorrect, poorly constructed insults like "looser" are just glossed over because correcting them is even more pathetic than the original insult, and they wouldn't understand the explanation anyway. Welcome to porn.
                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • Realgfs
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                              • 438
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              ..When you don't even realise there is porn on your screen when the mother-in-law comes to visit
                                                                                              Learn how to make the BIG BUCKS as an affiliate at RealGfsBucks.com!

                                                                                              Jake : RealGfsBucks.com : ICQ 406694196 : [email protected]
                                                                                              We give you the best tools to promote Real Girlfriend footage! We supply you with the latest FLA videos, peel ads, RSS feeds, blogs, content packs, awesome banners and of cause crazy hot amateur teens

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • digitaldivas
                                                                                                  ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
                                                                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                                                                  • 4328
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  you can make a living off of your concepts
                                                                                                  ...

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    • kane
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 20684
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      When you a see a hot naked girl fingering herself in an office chair and you find yourself checking out the chair more than the girl.

                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                        • onwebcam
                                                                                                          Fake Nick 1.0
                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                          • 27689
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          When: You don't even know..
                                                                                                          PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF.....
                                                                                                          ██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete.

                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                            • Catalyst
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                              • 3243
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Super funny, all true...

                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                • AlCapone
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 708
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  END: When you can design and build a site from scratch, have it work and validate in IE5,6,7,8, FireFox, Chrome, Opera, Safari without using a single table tag, get it to the top of Google, Yahoo and Bing, push traffic to it and make money from it without enlisting the help of anyone else, and not spending a dime of your own money.
                                                                                                                  Last edited by AlCapone; 06-09-2010, 03:00 AM.
                                                                                                                  "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                    • AlCapone
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 708
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
                                                                                                                      11. When you come across a girl to shoot and you are shooting her, instead of enjoying having sex with her, you are thinking how much money this girl will make for you
                                                                                                                      Shooting porn != Webmastering
                                                                                                                      "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                        • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                                                                                          • 13177
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          When you can name all the girls in fake dating profiles.
                                                                                                                          ↑ see post ↑
                                                                                                                          13101

                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                            • CyberHustler
                                                                                                                              Masterbaiter
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                              • 28760
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              You know you're an adult webmaster when you try to promote this as a teen...

                                                                                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                • goodboi
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 144
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  When? When you'll stop jerking off on own porn :D

                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                    • AlCapone
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 708
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by goodboi
                                                                                                                                      When? When you'll stop jerking off on own porn :D
                                                                                                                                      Sure, if you define "webmaster" as "retarded noob surfer".
                                                                                                                                      "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                        • Serial Pervert
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                          • 2666
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          LOL great thread

                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                            • blonda80
                                                                                                                                              FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
                                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 10959
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              i see only gay people
                                                                                                                                              Weekly Paying Affiliate Program with Dating Cam Offers!
                                                                                                                                              TrafficGoldmine.com is the official home of HookUP.com
                                                                                                                                              They offer payments by PayPal, Paxum, BTC, Bkash, Webmoney & more!

                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                Previous template Next
                                                                                                                                                Working...