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Old 05-08-2010, 08:32 PM   #1
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i fucked today

i am a piece of some fucking shit. i met today girl i love forever. i asked, she said yeah i will come anywhere, when? then friend came, lets go for some vodka! i said wait please, i am back asap ... i am a piece of stupid bitch
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:34 PM   #2
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jeez your english is bad
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:35 PM   #3
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fuck me, now it will be about five minutes of phone calls to get he number, but hey ... i am a fucking junkie trash
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:36 PM   #4
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i will introduce her after first child ... you will piss your tangas ...
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:41 PM   #5
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Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

"Hello."
"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

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Old 05-08-2010, 08:43 PM   #6
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:44 PM   #7
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:45 PM   #8
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Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

"Hello."
"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

You're welcome.
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:05 PM   #9
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:55 PM   #11
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Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

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"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

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Old 05-08-2010, 09:56 PM   #12
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Sometimes I find I am a fraud. It's much like setting diet goals and failing, as well as saying "I want to meet you," but then saying "I don't want to meet you."
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Sometimes I find I am a fraud. It's much like setting diet goals and failing, as well as saying "I want to meet you," but then saying "I don't want to meet you."
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Old 05-08-2010, 10:06 PM   #14
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Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

"Hello."
"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

You're welcome.
Thats just retarded and good luck getting laid with this...

You gave up pussy for friends? thats what i gathered from this... Good luck dude... No real man puts pussy after his dumb ass friends...
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Old 05-08-2010, 10:10 PM   #15
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Old 05-08-2010, 10:11 PM   #16
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Thats just retarded and good luck getting laid with this...

You gave up pussy for friends? thats what i gathered from this... Good luck dude... No real man puts pussy after his dumb ass friends...
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Old 05-08-2010, 10:23 PM   #17
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Thats just retarded and good luck getting laid with this...

You gave up pussy for friends? thats what i gathered from this... Good luck dude... No real man puts pussy after his dumb ass friends...
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Old 05-09-2010, 06:53 AM   #18
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go for it bro. Do not smoke any kind of shit, keep your head clean and you will hit the goal!
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:31 AM   #19
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Ok i called girl i love forever today to come to my flat, but never had anything with her, and she wants to come, lol fuck chronicles?
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Old 05-09-2010, 09:59 AM   #21
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i am an idiot, really ... girl of my life, ms teencat, and i take vodka ... and i dont even have her phone number, what a sad day yesterday ...
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Thats just retarded and good luck getting laid with this...

You gave up pussy for friends? thats what i gathered from this... Good luck dude... No real man puts pussy after his dumb ass friends...
hahaha! Okay, so now we know who the 'retarded' kid in class really is, eh? Wow.
Guess you can't grasp the concept of 'fucking around'. LOL Classic.
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drink will take your life away sober up and call her
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