i fucked today
 

i am a piece of some fucking shit. i met today girl i love forever. i asked, she said yeah i will come anywhere, when? then friend came, lets go for some vodka! i said wait please, i am back asap ... i am a piece of stupid bitch

jeez your english is bad :helpme

fuck me, now it will be about five minutes of phone calls to get he number, but hey ... i am a fucking junkie trash

i will introduce her after first child ... you will piss your tangas ... :)

Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

"Hello."
"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

You're welcome.

Does your asshole hurt?

you are fucking gfy.com, i am in love you bitches

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i will do my best. my love needs some harbour :)

Some say love is a virtue, I find it a thing I can do without. </fatfoo mode>

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Sometimes I find I am a fraud. It's much like setting diet goals and failing, as well as saying "I want to meet you," but then saying "I don't want to meet you."

Huh? :helpme

Thats just retarded and good luck getting laid with this...

You gave up pussy for friends? thats what i gathered from this... Good luck dude... No real man puts pussy after his dumb ass friends...

Lol at this thread :)

waste not :winkwink:

Hoes before Bros :1orglaugh

go for it bro. Do not smoke any kind of shit, keep your head clean and you will hit the goal!

Ok i called girl i love forever today to come to my flat, but never had anything with her, and she wants to come, lol fuck chronicles?

You can has puzzies.

i am an idiot, really ... girl of my life, ms teencat, and i take vodka ... and i dont even have her phone number, what a sad day yesterday ... :)

hahaha! Okay, so now we know who the 'retarded' kid in class really is, eh? Wow.
Guess you can't grasp the concept of 'fucking around'. LOL Classic.

drink will take your life away sober up and call her :2 cents: