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Old 05-08-2010, 09:55 PM  
stonehammer
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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody View Post
Please let me help TeenCat, let me help you fuck this girl. Just say to her these words EXACTLY:

"Hello."
"You have nice body."
"I have penis for you."
"Your vagina must be wet so look at this picture of Teencat first."
"What does 'Stop Junkie STOP!' mean, lady sex friend?"
"Yes, I have been arrested several times."

You're welcome.
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