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Old 04-17-2010, 08:40 PM   #1
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What push cart business would you start in front of a DMV in a mall?

Theres a DMV in a mall near me and theres one of those big carts thats available for rent RIGHT in front of it.

I just think there's a business there. Hundreds (or thousands) of people a day waiting in long lines. Theyre a captive audience.
what would you sell them?
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:44 PM   #2
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:45 PM   #3
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:50 PM   #4
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:51 PM   #5
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funny, the guy in the next cart over has cheap sunglasses with designer names on the boxes lol
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:52 PM   #6
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People are fucking fat so sell food.

Wait!!

Sell tennis shoes for the people who fail the drivers test.

You'd probably make more money by selling fake drivers licenses though.
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:54 PM   #7
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iced coffes/teas/etc... they can buy one and stand in line
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:57 PM   #8
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anything to do with punching something, eating something, or drinking something
No way, he's doesn't want to open a typical bar.
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:59 PM   #9
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People are fucking fat so sell food.
Thats what I was thinking. Coffees, frappachinos, smoothies, ice cream (for the kids), little sandwiches or doughnuts or something.
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:01 PM   #10
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I fucking GOT it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sell decorative key chains!!

Buy them bulk on ebay and try to get them with

- common proper names (mike susan jane rick bob etc..)
- Zodiac signs
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:05 PM   #11
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:08 PM   #12
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anything food/drink related or a magazine stand
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:39 PM   #13
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I got it.

Power of attorney forms & a few cheap laborers to stand in line for people and take care of their business

And drinks.
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:41 PM   #14
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Coffee with a ton of caffeine so they have to pee within the hour that they will be waiting in line. Then sell them access to a can to piss in while waiting in line so they don't lose their spot!
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:01 PM   #15
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Give them something free in trade for contact details. Then you can contact them later with various offers and sell them whatever on the spot. Could be a small gift, coupon, tips to skip the dmv next time, lots of stuff...

Sell them services for a cell phone charger station, batteries, wifi access, healthy snacks, tip books, wellness products, diapers-wipes, female goods, and water. Really anything used in peoples daily lives now.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:26 PM   #16
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there was a kios stand right across form the dmv office

it sells car items

from the low end of bumper stickers, key chains
to ipod to car adapter stuff

the guy is good he has upsells for everything
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:46 PM   #18
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:36 PM   #19
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:42 PM   #20
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Italian ice in the sumer, hotdogs in the winter. Hit me up. I just bought 4 Italian Ice carts a few months ago and have info.
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:43 PM   #21
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Our DMV's have a snack bar inside.
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Old 04-18-2010, 07:48 PM   #22
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:04 PM   #23
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I would sell them AAA memberships, only 35 bucks a year and you never have to wait in line. It sells itself.
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:18 PM   #24
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How about runners that take orders and deliver the product while people are waiting in line? (Might run into some problems with that since it's not on public property)
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Old 04-19-2010, 12:29 AM   #25
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Something they can eat while walking around. Tacos, hotdogs, etc.
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