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clickhappy 04-17-2010 08:40 PM

What push cart business would you start in front of a DMV in a mall?
 
Theres a DMV in a mall near me and theres one of those big carts thats available for rent RIGHT in front of it.

I just think there's a business there. Hundreds (or thousands) of people a day waiting in long lines. Theyre a captive audience.
what would you sell them?

xxweekxx 04-17-2010 08:44 PM

condoms....

GT-Omar 04-17-2010 08:45 PM

anything to do with punching something, eating something, or drinking something

Bird 04-17-2010 08:50 PM

cheap sunglasses

clickhappy 04-17-2010 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17042586)
cheap sunglasses

funny, the guy in the next cart over has cheap sunglasses with designer names on the boxes lol

sortie 04-17-2010 08:52 PM

People are fucking fat so sell food.

Wait!!

Sell tennis shoes for the people who fail the drivers test.

You'd probably make more money by selling fake drivers licenses though.

tical 04-17-2010 08:54 PM

iced coffes/teas/etc... they can buy one and stand in line

sortie 04-17-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT-Omar (Post 17042580)
anything to do with punching something, eating something, or drinking something

No way, he's doesn't want to open a typical bar. :1orglaugh

clickhappy 04-17-2010 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 17042596)
iced coffes/teas/etc... they can buy one and stand in line

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17042593)
People are fucking fat so sell food.

Thats what I was thinking. Coffees, frappachinos, smoothies, ice cream (for the kids), little sandwiches or doughnuts or something.

sortie 04-17-2010 09:01 PM

I fucking GOT it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sell decorative key chains!!

Buy them bulk on ebay and try to get them with

- common proper names (mike susan jane rick bob etc..)
- Zodiac signs
- Yin yang
- flash light
- panic whistle

HighEnergy 04-17-2010 09:05 PM

Minimum coverage insurance

JD 04-17-2010 09:08 PM

anything food/drink related or a magazine stand

tical 04-17-2010 09:39 PM

I got it.

Power of attorney forms & a few cheap laborers to stand in line for people and take care of their business :)

And drinks.

Sly 04-17-2010 09:41 PM

Coffee with a ton of caffeine so they have to pee within the hour that they will be waiting in line. Then sell them access to a can to piss in while waiting in line so they don't lose their spot!

TheDoc 04-17-2010 11:01 PM

Give them something free in trade for contact details. Then you can contact them later with various offers and sell them whatever on the spot. Could be a small gift, coupon, tips to skip the dmv next time, lots of stuff...

Sell them services for a cell phone charger station, batteries, wifi access, healthy snacks, tip books, wellness products, diapers-wipes, female goods, and water. Really anything used in peoples daily lives now.

gideongallery 04-17-2010 11:26 PM

there was a kios stand right across form the dmv office

it sells car items

from the low end of bumper stickers, key chains
to ipod to car adapter stuff

the guy is good he has upsells for everything

LoveSandra 04-17-2010 11:34 PM

see my sig

CYF 04-18-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 17042604)
Minimum coverage insurance

that's not a bad idea :2 cents:

Joshua G 04-18-2010 07:36 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/...cf7888d632.jpg

NaughtyRob 04-18-2010 07:42 PM

Italian ice in the sumer, hotdogs in the winter. Hit me up. I just bought 4 Italian Ice carts a few months ago and have info.

NaughtyRob 04-18-2010 07:43 PM

Our DMV's have a snack bar inside.

nation-x 04-18-2010 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 17042604)
Minimum coverage insurance

:2 cents:

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-18-2010 08:04 PM

I would sell them AAA memberships, only 35 bucks a year and you never have to wait in line. It sells itself.

rowan 04-18-2010 08:18 PM

How about runners that take orders and deliver the product while people are waiting in line? (Might run into some problems with that since it's not on public property)

$5 submissions 04-19-2010 12:29 AM

Something they can eat while walking around. Tacos, hotdogs, etc.


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