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What push cart business would you start in front of a DMV in a mall?
Theres a DMV in a mall near me and theres one of those big carts thats available for rent RIGHT in front of it.
I just think there's a business there. Hundreds (or thousands) of people a day waiting in long lines. Theyre a captive audience. what would you sell them? |
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condoms....
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cheap sunglasses
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People are fucking fat so sell food.
Wait!! Sell tennis shoes for the people who fail the drivers test. You'd probably make more money by selling fake drivers licenses though.
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iced coffes/teas/etc... they can buy one and stand in line
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I fucking GOT it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sell decorative key chains!! Buy them bulk on ebay and try to get them with - common proper names (mike susan jane rick bob etc..) - Zodiac signs - Yin yang - flash light - panic whistle
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Minimum coverage insurance
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anything food/drink related or a magazine stand
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I got it.
Power of attorney forms & a few cheap laborers to stand in line for people and take care of their business ![]() And drinks. |
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Let's do some business!
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Coffee with a ton of caffeine so they have to pee within the hour that they will be waiting in line. Then sell them access to a can to piss in while waiting in line so they don't lose their spot!
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Give them something free in trade for contact details. Then you can contact them later with various offers and sell them whatever on the spot. Could be a small gift, coupon, tips to skip the dmv next time, lots of stuff...
Sell them services for a cell phone charger station, batteries, wifi access, healthy snacks, tip books, wellness products, diapers-wipes, female goods, and water. Really anything used in peoples daily lives now.
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there was a kios stand right across form the dmv office
it sells car items from the low end of bumper stickers, key chains to ipod to car adapter stuff the guy is good he has upsells for everything |
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see my sig
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dumb libs love censorship
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Italian ice in the sumer, hotdogs in the winter. Hit me up. I just bought 4 Italian Ice carts a few months ago and have info.
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Our DMV's have a snack bar inside.
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I would sell them AAA memberships, only 35 bucks a year and you never have to wait in line. It sells itself.
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How about runners that take orders and deliver the product while people are waiting in line? (Might run into some problems with that since it's not on public property)
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Something they can eat while walking around. Tacos, hotdogs, etc.
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