I have a 10 hour plane flight coming up... - GoFuckYourself.com

eru · 12-20-2002, 05:46 PM

... in about 2.5 hours. Give me some tips on how to survive this flight.

beemk · 12-20-2002, 05:47 PM

sleep

cherrylula · 12-20-2002, 05:47 PM

vodka

quiet · 12-20-2002, 05:47 PM

if you have a laptop with dvd - bring a bunch of them. time passes much faster...

quiet · 12-20-2002, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
vodka

and what she said. cocktails!!

Sly_RJ · 12-20-2002, 05:50 PM

Jack off.

Cohen · 12-20-2002, 05:50 PM

bring your favorit 6 inch knife - and "accidently drop" it on the floor on the way to the restroom

BradShaw · 12-20-2002, 05:53 PM

Bring a girl with you and shag.

Cohen · 12-20-2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Bring a girl with you and shag.

Why bring that big ****** Shaq ? Not everybody need another man to please his girl - think its only you

x-vision · 12-20-2002, 05:59 PM

Suggestion:
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High Quality · 12-20-2002, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cohen
bring your favorit 6 inch knife - and "accidently drop" it on the floor on the way to the restroom

LOL

bawdy · 12-20-2002, 06:01 PM

seriously dude get up an move around.... trust me u dont want to get a DVT they're real fuckers

Jayson · 12-20-2002, 06:16 PM

dont drink alcohol or anything fizzy.

Try and sleep, drink a heap of bottled water - one an hour was always my trick.

That way you sleep for an hour or so and wake up needing to take a piss because of all the water, get up and walk the long way to the toilet, drink another bottle of water and go back to sleep.

You'll get off the plane feeling great.

I used to fly from Australia to New York (about 22 hours total travelling time) or back the other way pretty much every weekend for about 6 months at one stage, and I found that routine worked pretty well for me.

Amputate Your Head · 12-20-2002, 06:21 PM

flight = cocktails.

eru · 12-20-2002, 06:26 PM

I'm 18 so no booz.

What's DVT?

TDF · 12-20-2002, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
flight = cock.

I knew it..

bawdy · 12-20-2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
I'm 18 so no booz.

What's DVT?

Deep Vein Thromboses... a blood clot lodged in a vein... sitting still on long flights can cause them

quiet · 12-20-2002, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
I'm 18 so no booz.

What's DVT?

deep vain thrombosis - bad news if you get it. it's a blood clot formation in one of your deep veins (usually in the legs) sometime brought on by lack of movement + cramped conditions + dehydration.

cherrylula · 12-20-2002, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
flight = cocktails.

hell I have to be drinking on the way to the airport... those little bottles they give you on the plane are just barely enough to maintain a buzz during the flight.

And if you can tip a bartender enough in the airport bar you can get yourself a drink to go in a pepsi cup which they'll let you bring on the plane.

krox · 12-20-2002, 08:05 PM

I go from Sydney to London once a year to see my folks.

In my experience the best way to survive is:

Don't drink any alcohol
Drink loads of water - to avoid dehydration and hang-over feeling
Walk up and down every hour, and stretch.
Sleep if you can
Watch their stupid in flight entertainment.
Wear special compression socks they sell at the airport - to reduce DVT risk.
Take an aspirin today and tomorrow - also to reduce DVT risk.

My friend always takes Valium, and he sleeps the whole time. Didn't work for me, I just felt shitty and could not sleep.

My dad got DVT last year - but that was from sitting around at home all day. He got cured though, as it was diagnosed early enough.

Ted · 12-20-2002, 08:39 PM

Load FLightSim onto your laptop and pretend your flying the plane
yell out "what the fuck was that noise" every so often just to disturb the other passengers

JimmyReject · 12-20-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cohen

Why bring that big ****** Shaq ? Not everybody need another man to please his girl - think its only you

That so funny. Not.

JimmyReject · 12-20-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krox

My dad got DVT last year - but that was from sitting around at home all day.

Didn't he ever get up to piss or anything.

12-20-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
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krox Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 253	I go from Sydney to London once a year to see my folks. In my experience the best way to survive is: Don't drink any alcohol Drink loads of water - to avoid dehydration and hang-over feeling Walk up and down every hour, and stretch. Sleep if you can Watch their stupid in flight entertainment. Wear special compression socks they sell at the airport - to reduce DVT risk. Take an aspirin today and tomorrow - also to reduce DVT risk. My friend always takes Valium, and he sleeps the whole time. Didn't work for me, I just felt shitty and could not sleep. My dad got DVT last year - but that was from sitting around at home all day. He got cured though, as it was diagnosed early enough.

12-20-2002, 08:39 PM	#21
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	Load FLightSim onto your laptop and pretend your flying the plane yell out "what the fuck was that noise" every so often just to disturb the other passengers