I have a 10 hour plane flight coming up...
 

... in about 2.5 hours. Give me some tips on how to survive this flight.

sleep

vodka

if you have a laptop with dvd - bring a bunch of them. time passes much faster...

and what she said. cocktails!!

Jack off.

bring your favorit 6 inch knife - and "accidently drop" it on the floor on the way to the restroom

Bring a girl with you and shag.

Why bring that big ****** Shaq ? Not everybody need another man to please his girl - think its only you

Suggestion:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ht=mile+hi gh

LOL :glugglug

seriously dude get up an move around.... trust me u dont want to get a DVT they're real fuckers

dont drink alcohol or anything fizzy.

Try and sleep, drink a heap of bottled water - one an hour was always my trick.

That way you sleep for an hour or so and wake up needing to take a piss because of all the water, get up and walk the long way to the toilet, drink another bottle of water and go back to sleep.

You'll get off the plane feeling great.

I used to fly from Australia to New York (about 22 hours total travelling time) or back the other way pretty much every weekend for about 6 months at one stage, and I found that routine worked pretty well for me.

flight = cocktails.

I'm 18 so no booz.

What's DVT?

I knew it..

Deep Vein Thromboses... a blood clot lodged in a vein... sitting still on long flights can cause them

deep vain thrombosis - bad news if you get it. it's a blood clot formation in one of your deep veins (usually in the legs) sometime brought on by lack of movement + cramped conditions + dehydration.

hell I have to be drinking on the way to the airport... those little bottles they give you on the plane are just barely enough to maintain a buzz during the flight. :1orglaugh

And if you can tip a bartender enough in the airport bar you can get yourself a drink to go in a pepsi cup which they'll let you bring on the plane. :glugglug

I go from Sydney to London once a year to see my folks.

In my experience the best way to survive is:

Don't drink any alcohol
Drink loads of water - to avoid dehydration and hang-over feeling
Walk up and down every hour, and stretch.
Sleep if you can
Watch their stupid in flight entertainment.
Wear special compression socks they sell at the airport - to reduce DVT risk.
Take an aspirin today and tomorrow - also to reduce DVT risk.

My friend always takes Valium, and he sleeps the whole time. Didn't work for me, I just felt shitty and could not sleep.

My dad got DVT last year - but that was from sitting around at home all day. He got cured though, as it was diagnosed early enough.

Load FLightSim onto your laptop and pretend your flying the plane
yell out "what the fuck was that noise" every so often just to disturb the other passengers

That so funny. Not.

Didn't he ever get up to piss or anything.