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Farang · 12-02-2009, 02:04 PM

Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.

Is she taking a piss or what

Bossman · 12-02-2009, 02:06 PM

Did you hide your wallet?

Jarmusch · 12-02-2009, 02:07 PM

Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around

Barefootsies · 12-02-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around

True dat

Farang · 12-02-2009, 02:12 PM

How can 30 kilos of Asian meat fuck with me, I can't believe it

xenigo · 12-02-2009, 02:13 PM

This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.

MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN · 12-02-2009, 02:15 PM

i am sorry to hear this news

Darkland · 12-02-2009, 02:18 PM

If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.

You need to:
1. Grow a pair.
2. A few brain cells while you're at it.
3. Kick the bitch to the curb.
4. Move the fuck on.

Problem solved.

96ukssob · 12-02-2009, 02:18 PM

how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?

xenigo · 12-02-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?

Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL

Playboy-Deak · 12-02-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?

same thing i was thinking!

Farang · 12-02-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.

Fake drama for what? I don't even have any links in my sig, next...

jtrade · 12-02-2009, 02:25 PM

bitches be crazy.. haha - I would initiate a covert operation to get those keys back!

96ukssob · 12-02-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL

that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own house

i know what your talking about tho. when i was young my friends parents used to lock him in the house when they would leave because they had those locks were you need a key to get out. he was a smart kid and would break out of the window

TurboAngel · 12-02-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL

I have the same kinda doors. My front door can be opened from the inside when it's locked, I have had to come in from the doggy door.

One boob at a time! LMFAO

xenigo · 12-02-2009, 02:29 PM

Here's an example of a door that locks on the inside

xenigo · 12-02-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I have had to come in from the doggy door.

One boob at a time! LMFAO

hahahaha that's hilarious

Sly · 12-02-2009, 02:36 PM

This is when someone says "do you own your bitch or does your bitch own you?"

And then a woman replies "that is terrible! you will never find true love with that mentality!"

And then a man replies "I'm looking for pussy, not love. Get in the kitchen bitch!"

MaDalton · 12-02-2009, 02:39 PM

jealous thai bitch, huh?

The Heron · 12-02-2009, 02:49 PM

Could be a ladyboy... good luck

Sid70 · 12-02-2009, 02:51 PM

Locked is:

The Duck · 12-02-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I have the same kinda doors. My front door can be opened from the inside when it's locked, I have had to come in from the doggy door.

One boob at a time! LMFAO

Thank you for painting a great scene in my mind. One boob at a time lol.

brassmonkey · 12-02-2009, 02:58 PM

hahahaha!!! bang on the walls

optatio · 12-02-2009, 03:32 PM

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/941281-sexy-ass-pics.html

Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining

Farang · 12-02-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by optatio

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/941281-sexy-ass-pics.html

Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining

well, yeah...

Farang · 12-02-2009, 04:05 PM

I just realized she took my home safe key as well... and I only had one

BradM · 12-02-2009, 04:12 PM

You reap what you sow

themadwriter · 12-02-2009, 06:22 PM

fail for not having a spare key!

421Fill · 12-02-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own house

enough people died because of it for it to be against the fire safety code.

Agent 488 · 12-02-2009, 06:33 PM

i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.

Farang · 12-02-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.

please tell her to bring me my safe key now or I'll burn all her stuff in here

Jakez · 12-02-2009, 06:41 PM

I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.

Oh and who are you referring to as "The bitch" in the thread title? Did you lock yourself in?

SleazyDream · 12-02-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.

Farang · 12-02-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez

I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.

lol fuck you

TurboAngel · 12-02-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

Thank you for painting a great scene in my mind. One boob at a time lol.

NP, I should record it sometime I'm sure it's funny as hell.

CyberHustler · 12-02-2009, 07:35 PM

I hate your girl...

Farang · 12-02-2009, 09:32 PM

The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now

The Ghost · 12-02-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.

Is she taking a piss or what

Keep your sanity (and money) while in Thailand:

1. NO GIRLFRIENDS

2. LET NO ONE MOVE IN WITH YOU

3. SHORT TIMES ONLY

4. BE ANONYMOUS

The Ghost · 12-02-2009, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now

Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff

Lykos · 12-03-2009, 01:45 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha

Sorry for laughing,but are you on Thailand perhaps?

thats quite usual here,am here with 12 friends on Phuket,and it happened to some of my friends

Girls crying ,running etc etc couse they are in love with my friends,wtf ,lol

John-ACWM · 12-03-2009, 03:52 AM

Good.Keep her for a day in your bathroom and don't feed her

Raf1 · 12-03-2009, 03:59 AM

Thai chicks are really that crazy?

I've heard it from a few friends, but never been there myself. Well only a few times on the bangkok airport and never had the time to stay

Serial Pervert · 12-03-2009, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland

If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.

You need to:
1. Grow a pair.
2. A few brain cells while you're at it.
3. Kick the bitch to the curb.
4. Move the fuck on.

Problem solved.

lol!

NBBCash Matze · 12-03-2009, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

Locked is:

safety first.
- maybe the tip wasn't good enough? Don't know but a really bad story I think.

bobby666 · 12-03-2009, 06:36 AM

did she swallow?

AZNNC · 12-03-2009, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff

I know someone who dated someone who guzzled that shit a few times.

KILL_FRENZY · 12-03-2009, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff

No Shit? Never heard of it before. Why in the world would anyone do that? If they want a good run to the nearest clinic they should jog.

czarina · 12-03-2009, 07:45 AM

Call a locksmith. Dump her.

AtlantisCash · 12-03-2009, 08:13 AM

You Deserved it...

A-n-D-r-E-S · 12-03-2009, 08:26 AM

That sucks

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