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12-02-2009, 02:04 PM
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one sick puppy
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The bitch just locked me up in my own condo
Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.
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12-02-2009, 02:07 PM
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Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around
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12-02-2009, 02:08 PM
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Choice is an Illusion
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12-02-2009, 02:12 PM
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one sick puppy
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How can 30 kilos of Asian meat fuck with me, I can't believe it
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12-02-2009, 02:13 PM
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This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.
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12-02-2009, 02:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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i am sorry to hear this news
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12-02-2009, 02:18 PM
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If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.
You need to: 1. Grow a pair. 2. A few brain cells while you're at it. 3. Kick the bitch to the curb. 4. Move the fuck on. Problem solved. 
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12-02-2009, 02:18 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?
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12-02-2009, 02:22 PM
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But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire. When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL |
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12-02-2009, 02:23 PM
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12-02-2009, 02:23 PM
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12-02-2009, 02:25 PM
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bitches be crazy.. haha - I would initiate a covert operation to get those keys back!
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12-02-2009, 02:25 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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 that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own housei know what your talking about tho. when i was young my friends parents used to lock him in the house when they would leave because they had those locks were you need a key to get out. he was a smart kid and would break out of the window
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12-02-2009, 02:25 PM
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12-02-2009, 02:29 PM
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Here's an example of a door that locks on the inside
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12-02-2009, 02:30 PM
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12-02-2009, 02:36 PM
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Let's do some business!
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This is when someone says "do you own your bitch or does your bitch own you?"
And then a woman replies "that is terrible! you will never find true love with that mentality!" And then a man replies "I'm looking for pussy, not love. Get in the kitchen bitch!" |
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12-02-2009, 02:39 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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jealous thai bitch, huh?
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12-02-2009, 02:49 PM
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Could be a ladyboy... good luck
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12-02-2009, 02:51 PM
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Locked is:
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12-02-2009, 02:54 PM
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12-02-2009, 02:58 PM
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hahahaha!!! bang on the walls
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12-02-2009, 03:32 PM
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https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/941281-sexy-ass-pics.html
Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining |
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12-02-2009, 03:43 PM
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12-02-2009, 04:05 PM
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I just realized she took my home safe key as well... and I only had one
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12-02-2009, 04:12 PM
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You reap what you sow
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12-02-2009, 06:22 PM
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fail for not having a spare key!
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12-02-2009, 06:28 PM
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12-02-2009, 06:33 PM
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i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.
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12-02-2009, 06:39 PM
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12-02-2009, 06:41 PM
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I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.
Oh and who are you referring to as "The bitch" in the thread title? Did you lock yourself in? |
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12-02-2009, 06:43 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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12-02-2009, 06:59 PM
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12-02-2009, 07:28 PM
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12-02-2009, 07:35 PM
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I hate your girl...
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12-02-2009, 09:32 PM
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The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now
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12-02-2009, 11:05 PM
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1. NO GIRLFRIENDS 2. LET NO ONE MOVE IN WITH YOU 3. SHORT TIMES ONLY 4. BE ANONYMOUS
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12-02-2009, 11:07 PM
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12-03-2009, 01:45 AM
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Sorry for laughing,but are you on Thailand perhaps? thats quite usual here,am here with 12 friends on Phuket,and it happened to some of my friends Girls crying ,running etc etc couse they are in love with my friends,wtf ,lol
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12-03-2009, 03:52 AM
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Good.Keep her for a day in your bathroom and don't feed her
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12-03-2009, 03:59 AM
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Thai chicks are really that crazy?
I've heard it from a few friends, but never been there myself. Well only a few times on the bangkok airport and never had the time to stay
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- maybe the tip wasn't good enough? Don't know but a really bad story I think.
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12-03-2009, 06:36 AM
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did she swallow?
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12-03-2009, 07:45 AM
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Call a locksmith. Dump her.
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12-03-2009, 08:13 AM
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You Deserved it...
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12-03-2009, 08:26 AM
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That sucks
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