The bitch just locked me up in my own condo
 

Took my key and ran away at 4am, doesn't answer the phone.

Is she taking a piss or what :helpme

Did you hide your wallet?

Guess it's too late to keep a spare key around

True dat

How can 30 kilos of Asian meat fuck with me, I can't believe it :helpme

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This is some fake drama, for sure. And bad drama at that. 2cents.

i am sorry to hear this news

If this is true... and the same chick that beats you up, stabs you, etc.

You need to:
1. Grow a pair.
2. A few brain cells while you're at it.
3. Kick the bitch to the curb.
4. Move the fuck on.

Problem solved.

:2 cents:

how are you locked in your own house? did you put your locks on backwards?

Some homes (mine included) have removable keys on the locks on the inside.

But fortunately the back doors open without a key on the inside. So I have no risk of burning alive in a fire.

When I was little, I remember when my aunt locked herself inside her house and couldn't find the key... we had a key, so we had to come over and let her out. LOL

same thing i was thinking! :pimp

Fake drama for what? I don't even have any links in my sig, next...

bitches be crazy.. haha - I would initiate a covert operation to get those keys back!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that has to be one of the stupidest things ever. cant imagine how many people died because they could not get out of their own house

i know what your talking about tho. when i was young my friends parents used to lock him in the house when they would leave because they had those locks were you need a key to get out. he was a smart kid and would break out of the window

I have the same kinda doors. My front door can be opened from the inside when it's locked, I have had to come in from the doggy door.:Oh crap One boob at a time! LMFAO


:(

Here's an example of a door that locks on the inside :)

http://www.serialmedia.com/locks.jpg

hahahaha that's hilarious

This is when someone says "do you own your bitch or does your bitch own you?"

And then a woman replies "that is terrible! you will never find true love with that mentality!"

And then a man replies "I'm looking for pussy, not love. Get in the kitchen bitch!"

jealous thai bitch, huh?

Could be a ladyboy... good luck

Locked is:


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Thank you for painting a great scene in my mind. One boob at a time lol.

hahahaha!!! bang on the walls

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Pleeeeeeeeease tell me it's the same girl! Would make this so much more entertaining :)

well, yeah...

I just realized she took my home safe key as well... and I only had one :Oh crap

You reap what you sow

fail for not having a spare key!

enough people died because of it for it to be against the fire safety code.

i just talked to her. her family's water buffalo is sick. she will be back once it gets better.

please tell her to bring me my safe key now or I'll burn all her stuff in here

I'm very suprised no one has mentioned the fact that she's left you locked inside your own home to go fuck another guy.

Oh and who are you referring to as "The bitch" in the thread title? Did you lock yourself in?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol fuck you :1orglaugh

NP, I should record it sometime I'm sure it's funny as hell.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The bitch unlocked me ~5 hours later... She's locked up in my bathroom right now :1orglaugh

Hope there's no toilet cleaner liquid in there. The girls love to drink that stuff :Oh crap

Ha ha ha ha ha:)

Sorry for laughing,but are you on Thailand perhaps?:)
thats quite usual here,am here with 12 friends on Phuket,and it happened to some of my friends:) Girls crying ,running etc etc couse they are in love with my friends,wtf ,lol :)

Good.Keep her for a day in your bathroom and don't feed her :1orglaugh

Thai chicks are really that crazy? :)

I've heard it from a few friends, but never been there myself. Well only a few times on the bangkok airport and never had the time to stay :(

lol!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

safety first.
- maybe the tip wasn't good enough? Don't know but a really bad story I think.

did she swallow?

I know someone who dated someone who guzzled that shit a few times. :)

No Shit? Never heard of it before. Why in the world would anyone do that? If they want a good run to the nearest clinic they should jog.

Call a locksmith. Dump her.

You Deserved it...

That sucks :1orglaugh