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docputer · 09-23-2009, 07:07 AM

While I appreciate the mom's concern for her son's wellbeing, she could be fucking up his head for a long time. I would hire the kid a caregiver who might be open to providing this a part of his care.
Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

pimpware · 09-23-2009, 07:08 AM

Pay some hookers to do it

They will not only masturbate, they will suck it all

pimpware · 09-23-2009, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

You kidding right ?

Di Vito · 09-23-2009, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

What !!!

tranza · 09-23-2009, 07:14 AM

Please, tell me this is a joke...

Jarmusch · 09-23-2009, 07:14 AM

She should tell her husband, maybe he'll join in the fun.

Jarmusch · 09-23-2009, 07:15 AM

They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands

Iron Fist · 09-23-2009, 07:19 AM

I love Yahoo Answers... king of the fake questions.

GetSCORECash · 09-23-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

Where? I need one of those! I have a nurse aid come to my house each day, and that service isn't being provided.

Stephen McTowelie · 09-23-2009, 07:23 AM

Ahh gotta love Yahoo answers ! lol
My fav question on there has to be this one
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...8214937AATDOKm
"Why does steam come out my vagina ?
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?"

Slick · 09-23-2009, 07:25 AM

WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself. Can you imagine NEVER being able to masturbate ??

That'd be a tough situation to be in, not only for the mom, but for the kid. I could never in a million years picture my mom jacking me off.

I think that the good people over at the Fleshlight company should send that boy a Fleshlight with a vice to hold it down. That way, the mom could prepare the fleshlight, get it all lubed, leave the room, and let her son go to town. It'd also be less cleanup for her, since it's all contained in a nice plastic container, ha ha.

Wizzo · 09-23-2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

Where? I need one of those! I have a nurse aid come to my house each day, and that service isn't being provided.

You find one on CraigsList....

Pixelbucks Eric · 09-23-2009, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpware

Pay some hookers to do it

They will not only masturbate, they will suck it all

Pay hookers to suck a 14 yo's winky? Don't know where to start about how wrong that is

madfuck · 09-23-2009, 07:47 AM

gotta be a fake question

Loki · 09-23-2009, 07:50 AM

I smell /b/

Vicious_B · 09-23-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands

That is so wrong.

camchoice · 09-23-2009, 08:25 AM

im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea

Di Vito · 09-23-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by camchoice

im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea

Think you could be right. It would be like giving yourself a blow job too if shaped right

beerptrol · 09-23-2009, 08:29 AM

Has to be fake, well unless they live in Kentucky.......

Di Vito · 09-23-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Has to be fake, well unless they live in Kentucky.......

It could well be but Mackenzie Phillips claims she had sex with her father and they both have (had) hands

Di Vito · 09-23-2009, 09:41 AM

CHECK THIS 1 OUT THEN

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7222621AAtPb2w

seeandsee · 09-23-2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Please, tell me this is a joke...

4pleasure · 09-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Di Vito

CHECK THIS 1 OUT THEN

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7222621AAtPb2w

hahahaha

lol!

Vicious_B · 09-23-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 4pleasure

hahahaha

lol!

I am amazed that people answered that question like it was real.

Scott McD · 09-23-2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands

omg !!!!!!!

John-ACWM · 09-23-2009, 11:28 AM

Not even gonna read t he answers

TheLegacy · 09-23-2009, 11:38 AM

Simple - have her hire a 18 yr old escort - if they can't afford it then find something else, but to have your mom do this? Definitely wrong if not freaking the kid out. I have heard of nurses who do this, but I would hate to think that a mom would have to do this or even consider doing it... but definitely a case for glory hole

michael.kickass · 09-23-2009, 01:58 PM

That is soooo fake.

pornguy · 09-23-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camchoice

im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea

want to see flesh light make a killing... find out if its real, modify one and give it to the kid.

Cyber Fucker · 09-23-2009, 02:32 PM

Whatever she was thinking this is wrong!

Riffhard · 09-23-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself.

Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?

After Shock Media · 09-23-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riffhard

Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?

if you can not come up with at least ways of the top of your head in less than a minute you have zero imagination.

PS - they do have prosthetics to "fix" this problem.

VisionFantasy · 09-23-2009, 09:15 PM

Damn! Hire the boy a hooker!

SilentKnight · 09-23-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

PS - they do have prosthetics to "fix" this problem.

Yeah, but would you trust your winkie in the (sometimes unpredictable) grip of a prosthetic hand?

Di Vito · 09-24-2009, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riffhard

Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?

LMAO

Fleshlight Team · 09-29-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself. Can you imagine NEVER being able to masturbate ??

That'd be a tough situation to be in, not only for the mom, but for the kid. I could never in a million years picture my mom jacking me off.

I think that the good people over at the Fleshlight company should send that boy a Fleshlight with a vice to hold it down. That way, the mom could prepare the fleshlight, get it all lubed, leave the room, and let her son go to town. It'd also be less cleanup for her, since it's all contained in a nice plastic container, ha ha.

He definitely needs a Fleshlight Motion-

Cindyff · 09-29-2009, 03:48 PM

Sounds like a bit of armless fun to me ?

whiskey dick · 09-29-2009, 03:51 PM

he should just put it between his mattresses and go to town

u-Bob · 09-29-2009, 04:09 PM

omg, LOL

DefaultMan · 09-29-2009, 04:12 PM

Damn, get that kid a Fleshlight and put it between the mattress or something.

KingNigel · 09-29-2009, 04:18 PM

WalkerTR · 09-29-2009, 04:20 PM

LMAO

brand0n · 09-29-2009, 04:22 PM

/b/ at your cervix

MasturbateFun · 07-09-2010, 07:33 PM

Bwahahahahhaah

DaddyHalbucks · 07-09-2010, 07:40 PM

It's probably unlawful to even talk about this shit.

Spunky · 07-09-2010, 07:53 PM

Rubba rubba?

CYF · 07-09-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleshlight Team

He definitely needs a Fleshlight Motion-

that would be perfect. Or hire a nurse/hooker

DateDoc · 07-09-2010, 09:12 PM

I was about to say this was posted about a year ago but this is that thread just bumped.

SpicyM · 07-10-2010, 05:09 AM

I dont think this could be a joke.. as joking about own child loosing arms would be really stupid..

But I really believe the best solution would be a paid girl. It would be costly though.. Poor kid, this isnt life, this is just waiting for death!

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