Wtf !!! What would you do?
 

While I appreciate the mom's concern for her son's wellbeing, she could be fucking up his head for a long time. I would hire the kid a caregiver who might be open to providing this a part of his care.
Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

Pay some hookers to do it :winkwink: They will not only masturbate, they will suck it all :thumbsup

You kidding right ?

What !!!

Please, tell me this is a joke...

She should tell her husband, maybe he'll join in the fun.

They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands

I love Yahoo Answers... king of the fake questions.

Where? I need one of those! I have a nurse aid come to my house each day, and that service isn't being provided. :(

Ahh gotta love Yahoo answers ! lol
My fav question on there has to be this one
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...8214937AATDOKm
"Why does steam come out my vagina ?
ok, so i know this is really gross, but sometimes when i sit down on the toilet it looks like steam is coming out of my vagina. am i gonna die or do i have like this crazy weird disease? i;ve been searching the internet and i cant find anything. can someone explain this to me.?!?!?" :1orglaugh

WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself. Can you imagine NEVER being able to masturbate ??

That'd be a tough situation to be in, not only for the mom, but for the kid. I could never in a million years picture my mom jacking me off.

I think that the good people over at the Fleshlight company should send that boy a Fleshlight with a vice to hold it down. That way, the mom could prepare the fleshlight, get it all lubed, leave the room, and let her son go to town. It'd also be less cleanup for her, since it's all contained in a nice plastic container, ha ha.

You find one on CraigsList....:winkwink:

Pay hookers to suck a 14 yo's winky? Don't know where to start about how wrong that is :1orglaugh

gotta be a fake question

I smell /b/

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That is so wrong.

im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea :)

Think you could be right. It would be like giving yourself a blow job too if shaped right :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Has to be fake, well unless they live in Kentucky.......

It could well be but Mackenzie Phillips claims she had sex with her father and they both have (had) hands :1orglaugh

CHECK THIS 1 OUT THEN

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7222621AAtPb2w

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hahahaha :) lol! :1orglaugh

I am amazed that people answered that question like it was real.

omg !!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Not even gonna read t he answers :(

Simple - have her hire a 18 yr old escort - if they can't afford it then find something else, but to have your mom do this? Definitely wrong if not freaking the kid out. I have heard of nurses who do this, but I would hate to think that a mom would have to do this or even consider doing it... but definitely a case for glory hole

That is soooo fake. :2 cents:

want to see flesh light make a killing... find out if its real, modify one and give it to the kid.

Whatever she was thinking this is wrong! :(

Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?

if you can not come up with at least ways of the top of your head in less than a minute you have zero imagination.

PS - they do have prosthetics to "fix" this problem.

Damn! Hire the boy a hooker!

Yeah, but would you trust your winkie in the (sometimes unpredictable) grip of a prosthetic hand? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LMAO :1orglaugh

He definitely needs a Fleshlight Motion-
http://static.fleshlight.com/images/..._top_dog_3.jpg

Sounds like a bit of armless fun to me ?

he should just put it between his mattresses and go to town

omg, LOL

Damn, get that kid a Fleshlight and put it between the mattress or something.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMAO :1orglaugh

/b/ at your cervix

Bwahahahahhaah

It's probably unlawful to even talk about this shit.

Rubba rubba?

that would be perfect. Or hire a nurse/hooker :winkwink:

I was about to say this was posted about a year ago but this is that thread just bumped.

I dont think this could be a joke.. as joking about own child loosing arms would be really stupid..

But I really believe the best solution would be a paid girl. It would be costly though.. Poor kid, this isnt life, this is just waiting for death!